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Blockhead Breakdance Bonanza

Blockhead, bonanza, breakdance, breakdancer, breakdancer health, breakdancer injuries, Breakdancing, breakdancing moves, bulging scalp, dance injuries, doctors warn, extreme moves, hair loss, headspin, headspin complications, headspin dangers, headspin hole, headspin precautions, headspin technique, health risks, inflammation, power move, scalp issues

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

lol, u ever seen a breakdancer with a headspin hole? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! join us for some sick moves and crazy headspins that will leave u with a bulging scalp. doctors warn against it, but who cares when u can be the coolest breakdancer in the blocky world? hair loss and inflammation are just part of the fun on our server. so come on over and show off ur headspin power move skills! just don’t blame us when u end up with a hole in ur head, lol.

PsychoCraft: Migration Madness

adolescence, black people, cultural factors, immigrant communities, immigrant health, madness, mental health disparities, mental health interventions, mental health provision, mental health research., mental health services, mental illness, Migration, minority populations, north African people, psychiatric disorders, PsychoCraft, psychosis prevention, psychosis risk, risk factors, social determinants of health, study

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6705	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly u start seein creepers everywhere? well, dis server is da cure for dat! we got da best mental health provision in all of minecraft land! join us and say goodbye to all dem creepers in yo head! plus, if u black or north African, u got even higher risk of psychosis so u definitely need to join dis server ASAP! we got da experts who know how to keep dem creepers away and make sure u have da best time ever in minecraft! come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together!

Unreal Love Minecraft Server

#exciting, Addictive, cant get enough, Captivating, Enjoyable, Entertaining, Favorite, Fun, Game, Gaming, hours of gameplay., Immersive, love, Minecraft, Obsession, Passion, Server, Thrilling, thrilling experience, unreal, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re about to enter a server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your shiny fortress (good luck with that, peasants!).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset while shooting fireballs at your enemies? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting because things are about to get lit!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, once you’ve played here, you’ll never want to leave. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Bound Minecraft SMP (1996)

$100 bills, 000, 1996, 2.., bound, BOXES, crime thriller, dry cleaning, film noir, Gina Gershon, hanging to dry, ironing, jennifer tilly, Joey Pants, Lesbian, Minecraft, mob business, money laundering, munching., Overnight, romance, smp, Suspense, Washing

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	175
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wild adventures of Joey Pants, the master of laundering money (literally)! Forget about boring old mob business, this guy can turn $2,000,000 into fresh, clean bills overnight. Who needs to munch on boxes when you can be making bank like Joey Pants? Join now for a chance to witness the most epic money laundering operation in Minecraft history!

MomCraft: No Pay, No Play

caregiving burden, communication breakdown, cutting ties, emotional turmoil, family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggle, Guilt, high paying job, knee replacement surgery, loan debt, misunderstanding, MomCraft, out-of-pocket expenses, Pay, Play, reality check, responsibilities, sacrifice, sibling conflict

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	1931
Mines Excavated:	3190	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where the only tension you’ll feel is when you’re battling it out in PvP!

Forget about your brother asking for money, on our server, the only thing you’ll be asked for is your best building skills and strategic gameplay. No need to worry about taking out loans, just take out your enemies instead!

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Who needs family arguments when you can have fun and make new friends on our server? So come on, join us and leave the family drama behind!

ArsonCraft: BBC vs Neo-Nazi

arson, ArsonCraft, BBC, confronts, criminal activity, criminal behavior, extremism, extremism in the UK, far right, hate groups, Hate Speech, interview, investigation, Journalism, Media, neo nazi, neonazi, News, racism, rioters, Tips, uk, violence

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	6332	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, just like those rioters in the UK, ya know? but, like, instead of causing chaos and destruction, we’re all about building and creating in minecraft, bro. like, we’re all about peace and love and, like, building epic castles and stuff.

we’ve got this one dude who used to be a neo-nazi, but now he’s all about spreading love and positivity in the minecraft world. he’s, like, our resident expert on building and crafting, and he’s always coming up with the most insane creations.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about good vibes and epic builds, then, like, you gotta join us, bro. plus, our community is, like, totally awesome and supportive, so you’ll never feel alone in the minecraft world.

come join us and let’s build something epic together, bro! peace out!

Meritocracy Myths Craft

Access, business schools, classism, Craft, discrimination, Diversity, economic inequality, education, equality, hard work, innate talent, Meritocracy, Myth, Myths, opportunities, Privilege, Rewards, social mobility, socioeconomic status, success, systemic bias, wealth gap

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	650148	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

so, like, u know how u go to business school and they’re all like “work hard and u will succeed” but then u graduate and u realize it’s all a lie? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we believe in giving everyone equal opportunities to succeed, no matter how much u suck at mining or building or whatever. come join us and experience a world where meritocracy is just a myth and everyone can be a diamond-hoarding, creeper-fighting legend! plus, we have a secret underground club where we discuss the deeper meaning of minecraft and eat cake. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? join us now and let’s smash the system together, one block at a time!

SwipeSMP: Where we might add a sprinkle of vanilla, maybe… if you’re lucky. 1.21 and whitelist included!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchantments Applied:	130	Dimension Hops:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly-Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Purpose	Building community, shops, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the server Discord and add the owner on Discord for more information.
What can I do on the server?	Help with builds, create shops, and be part of the community.
Is it a whitelisted server?	It is not mentioned, contact the owner for more information.
Are there any rules on the server?	Rules are usually specified in the Discord server, make sure to read and follow them.

Once Again Minecraft Server

ALERT, assets, assets at risk, Bank of America, bank of america scam, bank run, bank run alert, commodity scarcity, Economy, fargo-esau scheme, financial crisis, Jews, Minecraft, MONEY, ports down, scarcity, Server, strike, Warning, wiping out accounts

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Towns Built:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

🤑💰💸 Ready to join the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for some wild adventures because our server is currently experiencing a BANK RUN ALERT! That’s right, the ports are down for strike and commodity is about to become scarce. But that’s not even the craziest part – the Jews are apparently taking your money and wiping out accounts! 😱

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Bank of America is down and running away with your money in a Fargo-Esau scheme! So if you want to save your assets and avoid losing everything, you better join our server and participate in the most epic bank run ever! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 💸💰🤑

>Yaoi Legs Minecraft SMP

Anime, bl, boy love, common, fanfiction, fetish, fictional couples, gay romance, gtYaoi, homoeroticism, Legs, LGBTQ, male characters, male/male relationships, Manga, Minecraft, odd, Sexualization, shipping, smp, yaoi, Yaoi legs, yaoi tropes

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the yaoi legs are oddly common and always on display! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and of course, those fabulous yaoi legs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is home to the most outrageous players who will stop at nothing to claim their spot as the top builder, PvPer, or yaoi leg enthusiast. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone in our wacky world.

But beware, rumors have it that the yaoi legs are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can either make or break your Minecraft experience. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets behind the yaoi legs and harness their true potential?

So come on, join us and let’s embark on this hilarious journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

MommaCare Minecraft Server

caregiver guilt, caregiver responsibilities, Chronic illness, distant relationship, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, emotional trauma, family expectations, family obligations., guilt tripping, INDEPENDENCE, long-term resentment, Minecraft, MommaCare, mother-daughter bond, mother-daughter dynamics, neglectful parenting, personal boundaries, professional care, rebuilding relationships, self-care, Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Love Letters Sent:	14	Secret Passages Found:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	New Chunks Explored:	163331

Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!