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Buddhist Brawl Minecraft Server

70s, brawl, Buddhism, Buddhist, cultural clash, distorted view, Eastern philosophy, extremism, Hippie, meditation, mindfulness, Minecraft, non-violence, Peace, Perception, Religion, scandalized, Server, social media, spirituality, Stereotypes, Trippy, violent Buddhists, Westoids

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Votes:	3871	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2882	Dragon Eggs Found:	6681
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Farms Harvested:	899
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring old peaceful Buddhists? Come join our Minecraft server where the Buddhists are anything but peaceful! These monks have traded in their meditation beads for battle axes and are ready to take on any challengers.

Picture this: a group of monks in tie-dye robes riding into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, chanting mantras while slaying zombies left and right. It’s a sight you won’t see anywhere else!

But beware, these monks may be peaceful at heart, but they have a mean streak when it comes to defending their temples. So if you’re looking for a unique and action-packed Minecraft experience, look no further. Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wild world of violent Buddhists!

Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

anti-semitism, body image, body shaming, cultural stereotypes, derogatory comments, discrimination, harmful beliefs, harmful language, harmful stereotypes, insist, intolerance, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Masculinity, Minecraft, minority groups, offensive language, offensive remarks, penis, penis size, racial prejudice, religious beliefs, self esteem, Small, smp, societal pressures

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Star Shards Collected:	143	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9551	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Vtuber Adventure Minecraft Server

adult content, Adventure, Anime, deep penetration, digital intimacy, Erotic, explicit, fake woman, FANTASY, fetish, immersive experience, Minecraft, online interaction, Roleplay, Seed, sensual exploration, Server, sexual fantasy, taboo, virtual girlfriend, virtual reality, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual YouTubers and questionable decisions. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually inside a virtual world – perfect for those who want to go balls-deep in a vtuber and fill a fake anime woman with their seed. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Is This True? Minecraft SMP

Accuracy, Authenticity, confirmation, credible, Debunking, Evidence, fact check, genuine, Honest, is this true, Legitimate, Minecraft, myth busting, proof, real or fake, reliable source, smp, True, trustworthy, Truth, validation, validity, Verification

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots that can recite Shakespeare. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden disco room where the zombies bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

EkmiTV Server for Entertainment! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Creators, Economy, EkmiTV, Entertainment, Events, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

EkmiTV: This is an ordinary Minecraft server on which there is almost nothing yet, but soon we will add mini-games and so on there! We also have kind creators!

EkmiTV.aternos.me

> All the Developers Had to Do Was Increase Minecraft Server

Axtinguisher, community suggestions, Competitive Gaming, developers, Dragon’s Fury, game balance, game development, game meta, game patches, game updates, INCREASE, increase skill floor, Minecraft, nerf, player feedback, player strategies, puff and sting, Server, skill-based gameplay, viable strat, weapon balancing, weapon mechanics

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5231
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with fire like the Dragon’s Fury! But wait, there’s more – we’ve also got an Axtinguisher that can puff and sting your enemies into oblivion! Sure, the developers may have nerfed it, but who needs logic when you’ve got insane weapons like these?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a chicken? Or build a castle out of enchanted obsidian that shoots rainbows at intruders? The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

awkward, Brat, chemistry, communication skills, Discord, Existing, feeling left out, introvert problems, introverted, ISOLATION, lack of engagement., Minecraft, Observation, Outsider, PixelatedPickle, smp, social anxiety, social dynamics, Struggling, team bonding, Team Building, Workplace, workplace culture

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6017	Magic Items Found:	7504
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being the awkward loner in your Minecraft server? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our crazy SMP where the members are so tight-knit, they can practically read each other’s minds. And then there’s you, just floating around like a lost sheep. But hey, maybe you’ll finally find your place and stop being the server’s resident weirdo. Join now before they start a petition to kick you out for being too socially inept!

Vendetta

#youtube, Adventure, Boys, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Gaming, Gyat, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, PvP, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, twitch

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Sigma SMP, only for the boys. Level 30 gyat, minimum.

Mom told me if I have over 100 players, she will buy me new PC.

vendetamc.net

Cat Eaters Minecraft Server

Animals, cat, Cat Eaters, Conspiracy, Eaters, eating habits, fake news, fear, Fiction, Government, humor, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Politics, prediction, president, Rumors, satire, Satirical News, Server, society, speculation, springfield, trump

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Runes Activated:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become a part of the epic battle between Trump and the Cat Eaters of Springfield. Rumor has it that Trump is on a mission to rid the world of these feline feasters, and you can help determine the outcome! Will you fight alongside the Cat Eaters or join forces with Trump? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling server anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Weekend Gartic Phone Minecraft SMP

art game, come on in, Communication, creativity, Drawing game, Entertainment, Faggetes, Faggots, Friends, Fun, Gartic, gartic phone, guessing game, Interactive, Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, Online game, party game, Phone, smp, Social, V, weekend, word game

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn and explode again!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!

So come on in, Faggots and Faggetes, and join the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!