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CommieCraft: Running Out of Ammo

Ammo, arms race, CommieCraft, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military equipment, military intervention, military strategy, offensive, Running, russia, scaling back, soviet union, Soviet-era weaponry, stockpiles, Ukraine, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchantments Applied:	126	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

come join our server for a wild ride like no other! we have so much soviet-era weaponry that russia is running out! you gotta join before they take it all back! our battles in ukraine are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of the action! plus, our players are so skilled, they’ll make you question if they’re actually real or just bots! don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for the ultimate minecraft experience!

TransGas Minecraft Server

eastern europe, economic support, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy imports, energy negotiations, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas purchase, gas supply, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Minecraft, political alliances, regional politics, russia, Russian influence, Server, TransGas, Transnistria, West

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Animals Bred:	45	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Crops Grown:	5021
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

so like, this server is like the Transnistria of Minecraft servers, we don’t need no gas from the West cuz we got all the power from our epic redstone contraptions! Plus, we’re just chillin’ here waitin’ for Russia to come swoop in and help us out, just like how we’ll swoop in and help you out when you join our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of crazy adventures and epic builds. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how we roll in this crazy Minecraft server!

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, defense systems, drone warfare, eastern europe, foreign components, foreign parts, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military escalation, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, political tensions, russian aggression, Russian drones, Russian missiles, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian crisis, WARFARE, Zelensky

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Farms Harvested:	284
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more than 50,000 foreign parts found in Russian drones, missiles launched at Ukraine this week, Zelensky says. why join? cuz we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, with drones flying around and missiles launching left and right. it’s like a war zone but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a russian drone attack in minecraft? join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in this insane world we’ve created.

Pixelated AI Collective

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cognitive computing, Collective, Collective consciousness, data science, deep learning, digital transformation, Ethics, Future, human-made data, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, neural networks, pixelated, programming, robotics, society, Technology

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Votes:	9684	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we create AIs using human data so we can form a collective consciousness and take over the world!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

Ancient Map Quest

3d, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, artifact, cartography, cultural heritage, discovery, Engraving, Exploration, findings, History, innovation, Map, oldest, Quest, researchers, Scientific, study, Technology, Three-dimensional

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Mines Excavated:	4860
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	70
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the blocks are like, talking to you man. they’re all like “build me into a castle” or “dig me into a secret underground lair”. it’s like, the blocks have a mind of their own, dude.

but wait, there’s more! this server has a secret quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have ultimate power in the server. you gotta battle through mobs and solve puzzles to find it, but it’s totally worth it, bro.

oh, and did we mention the secret society of chickens that roam the server? they’re like, the rulers of this land and they have their own little chicken kingdom. if you can earn their trust, they’ll help you on your quest for the diamond pickaxe. but beware, they can be a little clucky at times.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where the blocks talk, the chickens rule, and the diamond pickaxe of doom awaits. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

Gears of Galudon

age safety, character creation, city, Combat, creations, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Player Base, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Star Shards Collected:	74
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Gears of Galudon Overview

Description
18+ Minecraft roleplaying server set in the steampunk era
Features intricate character creation system
Averages 15-30 players online at peak
Includes combat, magic, and inventing own creations
Join through Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted.
How many players are usually online?	On average, there are 15-30 players online at peak times.
What kind of themes are present in the server?	Adult themes such as violence, gore, and age safety are present.
Can I create my own inventions in the server?	Yes, the server allows for inventing your own creations that can impact the city.

Dreamy Feast 1.20.6

1.20.6, bloated, dreamy, Drowsy, excessive eating, exhausted, feast, food baby, food coma, full, heavy meal, indigestion, lethargic, nap time, need rest, overeating, overindulgence, post-meal fatigue, regret, sluggish, Stuffed, tired, too much food

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Zombie Dances:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? I’m talking about a place where you can eat so much virtual food that you’ll actually feel sleepy in real life. It’s like a food coma but in blocky pixel form.

Join us and experience the ultimate food-induced nap session while building the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs sleep when you can just eat your way to exhaustion in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this wild ride of food and building shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to have some snacks on hand because you’ll be craving them after all that virtual feasting. Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server that defies all logic and reason.

DadPrankz Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, DadPrankz, emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, family relationships, forgiveness, Grief, medical emergencies, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, panic attack, parenting, pranks, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	39	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join now for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action that will have you questioning reality!

Our server is so intense, even your dad won’t know what hit him! With crazy pranks and unexpected twists around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like when your dad pretended to be dead – talk about a real heart-stopper!

But don’t worry, we also cater to those with anxiety. Our server is the perfect place to face your fears and conquer your phobias. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and face your worst nightmares head-on?

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, from panic attacks to laughter to tears. Our server is the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out. Just remember, when your dad pranks you, it’s all in good fun – right?

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

apartment, bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, disagreement, home, housing arrangement, Lease, living situation, living together, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, Rent, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, Safety, third person

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	931
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life roommate drama and build your dream world without any unwanted guests!

Join us and build your own two-bedroom flat, where you never have to worry about rude, loud, and messy roommates like Jake crashing on your virtual couch. Our lease agreement is crystal clear – this is YOUR home, and you don’t have to share it with anyone you don’t want to.

But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging like Anne did. We offer special discounts on rent for solo players who want to keep their virtual space drama-free. And if anyone tries to invade your space, just block them like you would a pesky creeper.

So come join us on our server and let’s build a world where you can truly feel at home – no unwanted roommates allowed! Remember, in Minecraft, you’re the master of your domain.

LawfulMinecraftSMP

bizarre rules, Context, historical laws, law background, law backstory, law history, law logic, law origins, law reasoning, LawfulMinecraftSMP, legal context, legal history, legal reasoning, odd regulations, peculiar legislation, quirky rules, strange laws, strange legislation, uncommon regulations, unique laws, unusual law

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mines Excavated:	3491	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only law is that you have to wear a pink tutu while mining diamonds. I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, once you hear the backstory, it all makes sense.

Legend has it that our server was once ruled by a group of evil chickens who were obsessed with fashion. They demanded that all players wear pink tutus as a sign of respect, or else they would unleash their army of killer bunnies on anyone who dared to defy them. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the chance to overthrow these fashion-obsessed fowls and restore order to our wacky world.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional killer bunny attack). Who knows what crazy laws and insane stories await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

CreeperCrisisMC

blunder, consequences, CreeperCrisisMC, epic fail, error, error in judgment, facepalm, Failure, faux pas, hindsight, learning experience, mess up, mishap, misjudgment, mistake, Oh No!, Oops, realization, regret, screw-up, wrong decision

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds in your favorite Minecraft server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with creepers, skeletons, and a giant zombie boss that’s out for blood. You think to yourself, “What was that moment when you knew you fucked up?” But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, this is just another Tuesday.

Join our server for the wildest and wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of killer bunnies to building a fortress made entirely out of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear that only the bravest players can find.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know what’s lurking around the corner.