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Eggcellent Adventures – Formerly SVGG – Minecraft Madness

Adventures, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, captain of industry, children of a dead earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, factorio, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, kerbal space program, madness, Minecraft, opus magnum, oxygen not included, robocraft, Satisfactory, scalable vector graphics, scrap mechanic, Space Engineers, SPROCKET, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, svgg, terratech, Trailmakers, trebuchets, zachtronics games

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take building machines to a whole new level! Join us for the Trebuchets Edition, where we catapult our way to victory!

Have you ever wanted to launch a cow into orbit with a giant medieval siege weapon? Well, now you can on our server! Build the craziest contraptions and watch them wreak havoc on your enemies.

We’ve got everything from Autonauts to Avorion, so you can build and explore to your heart’s content. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your hand at creating a Dyson Sphere in space – because why not?

Join us for insane battles, ridiculous creations, and non-stop laughter. Who needs Discord when you have a server this wild? So come on, hop on board and let’s make some mayhem together!

Ivan’s Big Minecraft Server

$1.74, 6.., banned, Beggar, big, Big mac, Buy, civilized world, Confused, Costs, Country, Cunt, dictatorial, GDP per capita, IVAN, Ivans, LGBT parades, Minecraft, poor Ivan, POVERTY, Rich, Server, shithole, stupid Ivan, totalitarian

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3463	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of being called Ivan and living in a poverty beggar country where Big Macs cost less than a dollar? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Big Macs cost $6 because we are rich and have a GDP per Capita higher than your wildest dreams! Plus, we have LGBT parades every day because we live in a civilized world unlike poor Ivan from a totalitarian dictatorial shithole. Don’t be like Ivan, join our server and live your best life!

Minecraft SMP: NXTJoeAndHankFan

Entertainment, Hank and Tank, Hank and Tank fan, Hank and Tank supporters, Joe Hendry, Joe Hendry fan, Joe Hendry supporter, Matches, Minecraft, NXT, NXT superstars, NXTJoeAndHankFan, professional wrestling, smp, sports, Sports Entertainment, Support, wrestling, Wrestling Matches, WWE fans, WWE NXT, WWE support

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

OppositeFriendz Minecraft Server

Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, boundaries with exes, Communication, communication in relationships, Friendship Dynamics, Insecurity, Introverts, Jealousy, long-term friendship, Minecraft, misunderstandings, opposite gender friends, OppositeFriendz, platonic friendship, possessiveness, privacy, relationships, Respect, Server, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through friendships, lies, and insecurities just like in this crazy story.

Our server is perfect for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Join us and see if you can handle the rollercoaster of emotions just like the characters in this wild tale.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and confusion of relationships on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as intense as this one! Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience.

PixelPeepersGallery

art display, artistic expression, awkward situation, boundary issues, communication breakdown, controversial art, Cultural differences, disrespectful comments, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate jokes, judgmental behavior, lack of tact, nude photos, parental filters, personal boundaries, PixelPeepersGallery, pregnant photoshoot, privacy concerns, public decorum, social etiquette, social norms

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing naked is the truth about how awesome it is to play here!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds without any awkward naked photos hanging on the walls. Our community is all about fun, creativity, and building epic structures that will make your jaw drop (in a good way, not like those weird photos).

Forget about password-protected Netflix accounts, here you can watch all the PG-rated content you want without any restrictions. And if you’re looking for a little more excitement, just head to the hallway for a surprise (spoiler alert: it’s not naked pregnant portraits).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in the world right here on our Minecraft server?

SupernatSMP: MindReader – Using my power to always know the perfect comeback in any situation!

Astral Projection, CLAIRVOYANCE, COMEBACK, elemental control, energy manipulation, healing abilities, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, invisibility in daily life, mind reading, mind reading in daily life, MindReader, perfect, power, precognition, shape shifting, Situation, super strength, SupernatSMP, supernatural power, telekinesis, telekinesis in daily life, telepathy, Teleportation, time travel, time travel in daily life

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Votes:	7565

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

Join us and harness the power of your chosen supernatural ability to dominate the server! Want to fly around like a majestic unicorn? Done. How about shooting fireballs from your fingertips like a deranged wizard? Easy peasy. The only limit is your own creativity (and maybe server lag, but we don’t talk about that).

Imagine using your powers to troll your friends by turning their houses into giant cakes or summoning a herd of explosive chickens to wreak havoc. The possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve died to a creeper.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and show off your supernatural skills! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…or in this case, great chaos and laughter.

NoBrokeJobsMC

career, Dangerous, degrading, DIRTY, employment, IMMORAL, Jobs, low paying, MONEY, NoBrokeJobsMC, occupations, Poor, POVERTY, Refuse, refuse to accept, refuse to do, refuse to work, UNACCEPTABLE, undesirable, Unethical, work

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5738
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9147	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only job you have is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most ridiculous and outrageous jobs you can imagine!

Join us and become a professional llama tamer, where you’ll have to wrangle those spitting beasts into submission. Or how about a professional chicken jockey, where you’ll ride around on a chicken and compete in epic races against other players?

But that’s not all! We also offer the prestigious job of professional tree hugger, where you’ll spend your days hugging trees and protecting them from evil lumberjacks. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even become a professional slime wrestler, where you’ll battle it out in the arena against giant slimes for the amusement of the masses.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest and most insane jobs you’ll ever find in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

FrozenAssetMC Server

ammunition, Conflict Resolution, czech republic, defense industry, Diplomacy, eastern europe, financial assets, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetMC, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military aid, political decision making, russia, sanctions, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, war supplies

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna save the world? well, this server is the answer to ur prayers, bro! we r using all the money we make from frozen russian assets to buy ammunition for ukraine! join us and help make a difference while also building epic structures and fighting off creepers! plus, u might even get to meet a real life superhero who will give u special powers in the game! come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of something truly epic!

ScissorCraft – Flightless in Japan

Airline, Airport, airport procedures, baggage, CANCELLED, Delays, flight disruptions, flightless, flights, Incident, INCONVENIENCE, investigation, Japan, lost items, missing, Safety, ScissorCraft, Scissors, SECURITY, stranded passengers, Transportation, travel

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Star Shards Collected:	115
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Yo, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz in Japan, flights be gettin cancelled cuz sum scissors went missin! Like, imagine the chaos, bro! But don’t worry, on our server, we got all the scissors u need to build ur epic creations! No flight cancellations here, just pure Minecraft madness! So come join us and let’s craft some craziness together!

EgoCraft: Where Narcissists and Trolls Meet Their Match

Behavior, cyberbullying, EgoCraft, emotional intelligence, internet behavior, internet trolling, match, Meet, mental health, narcissism, NARCISSISTS, online behavior, online harassment, online trolling, personality disorders, personality traits, protective factor, psychological study, Psychology, research, self esteem, self worth, social media, trolling, Trolls

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magic Items Found:	6334
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	367	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we only accept the most narcissistic players! If you think you’re da bomb and love to troll, dis is da place for you! But wait, if you also have high self-esteem, you might not troll as much, so come show off yo confidence and protect yo self from da trolls! It’s a battle of egos up in here, so come join and see if you got what it takes to survive in dis wild world of Minecraft madness!

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

AiaAmare, AsterArcadia, ClaudeClawmark, D_Dropscythe, Denauth, discordfags, EnnaAlouette, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, hexhaywire, ignore bait, Ike_Eveland, iluna, KlaraCharmwood, KotokaTorahime, KRISIS, KunaiNakasato, lazulight, Luca_Kaneshiro, Luxiem, MariaMari0nette, MelocoKyoran, MillieParfait, Minecraft, minecraft server, Niji-mado, NijiCraft, NijiEN, Nijisanji EN General, Nijisanji EN Teamup schedule, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, Petra_Gurin, petragurin, ReimuEndou, RenZott0XSOLEIL, Rosemi_Lovelock, RyomaBarrenworth, samefags, ScarleYonaguni, Server, shitposting, Shu_Yamino, sonny_brisko, tribalfags, ttt, TwistyAmanozako, Tyrant_Vanta, uki_violeta, VBrightshield, Ver_Vermillion, VezaliusBandage, Vox_Akuma, YuQWilson

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	9443
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride with the Nijisanji EN crew as they embark on epic adventures filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem.

From LazuLight’s quest to find the rarest block in the game to Ethyria’s battle against the evil Ender Dragon, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on Luxiem’s legendary pranks or Noctyx’s insane building skills – you’ll be laughing so hard, you might just fall off your virtual chair!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to ILUNA’s magical realm, XSOLEIL’s futuristic city, and Krisis’ mysterious dungeons. With Teamup schedules to coordinate epic group quests and a dedicated website to watch streams simultaneously, you’ll never miss a moment of the action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane community in the blocky world. Just remember to ignore the trolls, haters, and fake flaggers – we’re all about having fun and spreading joy here!