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CouchPotatoMC Server

argumentative, Blood, brand new couch, bullying, Couch, CouchPotatoMC, devices, discipline, family, Friends, husband, Mother, new couch, Picking, punishment, scabs, Server, step daughter’s behaviour, step daughter’s mum, step-daughter, unreasonable

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Animals Bred:	165
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mines Excavated:	1403
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
New Chunks Explored:	127746	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

CraftyNation

Country, CraftyNation, cuisine, culture, Economy, education, Entertainment, Exports, FAMOUS, History, inventions, landmarks, Natural resources, people, Politics, reddit, society, sports, Technology, tourism, Traditions

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, dancing chickens, and a village of villagers who only spoke in puns. It was a place where the sun never set and the diamonds flowed like water. But beware, for there was also a secret underground lair where evil llamas plotted to take over the world.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty pickaxe in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way on our server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in this land of endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary treasure of the not-so-lost city of Sheepopolis. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

BlockyTokyo Minecraft Server

Accountability, assault, BlockyTokyo, cover up, crime, Disclosure, international relations, investigation, Japan, Justice, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, misconduct, negligence, Police, scandal, secrecy, Server, sex crime, transparency, U.S. troops, Victims

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Potions Brewed:	70	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Secret Passages Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS MORE LIT THAN JAPAN POLICE TRYNA HIDE SEX CRIMES! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WITH U.S. TROOPS AND SECRET MISSIONS. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SOAP OPERA, MORE ACTION THAN A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE. COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THIS CHAOS. LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER, AND MAYBE UNCOVER SOME SCANDALS TOO. SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD, SOLDIER!

YemenCraft: Blaze Harbor

ablaze, Blaze, harbor, Harbour, Huthi, Israel strikes, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing ablaze is the passion for building and crafting! we got more explosions than israel on yemen, but in a good way! build your own huthi harbour and watch it go up in flames (not really tho, we got fire protection) join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual explosions and fun! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

LiarCraft: Strictly Skilled!

authoritarian parenting, behavioral patterns, character traits, childhood development, communication breakdown, Deception, discipline, dishonesty, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, family relationships, highly skilled liars, LiarCraft, Manipulation, Moral values, parenting, psychological impact, Skilled, strict parents, strict rules, Strictly, trust issues, upbringing

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

so like, this server is like the ultimate training ground for liars, man. if you got strict parents who always catch you sneaking out or lying about your homework, then this is the place for you. we got secret hideouts, sneaky traps, and a whole bunch of other stuff to help you become a master at deception. plus, we got a secret society of ninja cats who will teach you their ways of stealth and cunning. join now and become the ultimate liar in Minecraft history!

InsomniacCraft – Dreaming of Better Sleep

brain imaging, brain scans, dreaming, insomnia, insomnia research, insomnia subtypes, insomnia treatment, InsomniacCraft, neurological disorders, personalized medicine, Sleep, sleep disorders, sleep disorders treatment, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep improvement, sleep medicine, sleep patterns, sleep research, sleep studies, sleep therapy, subtypes of insomnia, tailored treatment

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ores Mined:	4185
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

dis server is like a brain scan for ur minecraft experience, u wil discover five subtypes of insomnia but in a good way. u can customize ur sleep experience and get tailor made treatment for ur virtual dreams. join now and sleep like a blocky baby, only on dis server.