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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 605 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 75 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience that will have you questioning reality! Join us if you want to escape the clutches of the evil overlords who are trying to control our lives.
On our server, you can procreate while underage to help raise birth rates and stick it to the man! We’ve got secret experiments, government conspiracies, and plenty of chaos to keep you on your toes.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!
