Sayonara MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sayonara Minecraft Server

urges gone, time is running out, Locked In, Server, make amends

Hey there, you absolute maniacs! Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and witness the madness unfold as we break curses, banish folders, and pray for good loot drops every day!

But beware, time is running out! If you don’t join before the end of the year, your Minecraft identity will be forever locked in. So grab your pickaxe, call your Minecraft buddies, and make amends before it’s too late!

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of a lifetime. Join now and let the insanity begin!

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Sayonara, Old Sayings!

stale language, antiquated sayings, obsolete phrases, exhausted expressions, common sayings

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

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Game Over Minecraft Server

Endgame, Goodbye, done, Completed, Farewell

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful of the giant chickens guarding it – they have a taste for newbie players!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. It’s time to say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Blocky Banter Bonanza: Sayonara 4Chan

trolling, message board, goodbye internet, goodbye meme, Sayonara

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Say goodbye to 4chan and hello to our server, where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on flying carpets! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the mystical diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

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GintamaCraft – Sayonara Shinsengumi LOL

GintamaCraft, emotional, comedy, Farewell Shinsengumi, Farewell

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and WACKY shenanigans!

Remember when this server first came out? People were losing their minds! They couldn’t believe the CRAZINESS that was happening in this virtual world. It was like a WILD party that never ended!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a FLYING PIG with laser eyes! How insane is that?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the ABSOLUTE MADNESS that is our Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ManhoodMysteriesMC SMP

Pleasure, Masculinity, anatomy, Myths, sex

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have crazy events like pig jousting tournaments and creeper karaoke nights. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure and memes. Trust me, you won’t find a better SMP out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic adventures!

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Sock Stepper’s Paradise

funny remarks, Paradise, lighthearted insults, humorous insults, humorous comebacks

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only insults you hear are “noob” and “git gud”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for hilarious and innocent insults that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Join our server and experience a world where players roast each other with creative insults like “I hope your pickaxe breaks right before you find diamonds” or “May all your creepers be charged and your chickens be explosive!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Arena, where players face off in epic insult battles to see who can come up with the wittiest burns. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made entirely of diamond blocks!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most hilarious and outrageous insults in the Minecraft universe? Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

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Pixelated Keto Health Land

Keto, health, Land, pixelated

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u get hungry all the time? well this server is like the ultimate keto diet for ur virtual self! instead of eating bread and potatoes, u gotta eat virtual meat and veggies to survive. but don’t worry, it’s not all about the food. we also have epic quests where u gotta fight off evil mobs with ur keto powers. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that’s been infused with the power of bacon. so come join us on this crazy keto minecraft adventure and get ready to level up ur metabolic health while having a blast!

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Hubris SMP

unique gameplay, Limited Spaces, Creative, Vetting Process, Roleplay

Server Details
Base Modpack	Builder’s Paradise 2 with ~20 custom mods
Dedicated Server	Running 24/7 for seamless and reliable gameplay
Focus	Building, storytelling, and collaborative decision-making
Roleplay & Events	Freedom to pitch ideas, create roles, and join or lead engaging community-driven events
Unique Gameplay	Custom mods and admin-led surprises ensure a dynamic and ever-evolving experience

Requirements
Microphone required	For proximity and voice chat features
Stream-friendly	Some members are streaming, and you may appear in their broadcasts
Vetting Process	Join our vetting server to help us foster a positive and welcoming community

Why Join Hubris SMP
A supportive environment for builders and storytellers
Collaborative gameplay where your ideas and creativity shape the experience
Admin-led events to enhance the SMP’s story and create unforgettable moments
Streamer-friendly rules to ensure smooth interaction, whether on or off-camera

FAQ

1. How can I join Hubris SMP?

To join Hubris SMP, you can join the vetting server through the link provided and go through the vetting process.

2. What is the base modpack for the server?

The base modpack for Hubris SMP is Builder’s Paradise 2, which includes around 20 custom mods for added creativity.

3. Are there any specific requirements to join the server?

Yes, a microphone is required for proximity and voice chat features. The server is also stream-friendly, and there is a vetting process to ensure a positive community environment.

4. What can I expect from the gameplay on Hubris SMP?

Players can expect a focus on building, storytelling, and collaborative decision-making. The server also hosts roleplay events and unique gameplay experiences with custom mods.

5. How many spots are available on Hubris SMP?

As the community is already growing, there are only a few spots remaining on Hubris SMP. Interested players are encouraged to sign up soon to secure their spot.

Mystic Aztec Realm 1.21.1

self-acceptance, butt, mexican heritage, body shaming, self-confidence

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s like if Steve himself descended from the pixelated heavens and blessed us with the most epic gameplay ever!

I mean, seriously, the mods on this server are so lit, they make Herobrine look like a noob. And the community? Don’t even get me started! It’s like a bunch of Endermen having a dance party in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! The builds on this server are like Picasso meets Bob Ross meets a creeper explosion. You won’t believe your pixelated eyes when you see the epicness that awaits you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to bring some tacos for my Mexican butt while you’re at it.

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