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CraftyInspo

belief in oneself, courage, CraftyInspo, Empowering Stories, empowerment, encouragement, Hope, inner strength, inspiration, Inspirational Narratives, life lessons, motivation, Motivational Experiences, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, Positive Change, resilience, self improvement, success, transformation

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Emeralds Found:	221	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	344969
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and become part of the wackiest community in all of Minecraft. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show and they are always up to some crazy shenanigans. Want to join their llama dance party? Just ask nicely and they might let you in!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have taken over the village and are now ruling with an iron beak. Can you outsmart these feathered fiends and reclaim the village for the players?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this porky prize?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky antics and outrageous stories await you!

MissileFailCraft

Asia, ballistic missiles, Conflict, Defense, east asia, Fails, Fires, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, missile testing, MissileFailCraft, N.Korea, North Korea, nuclear weapons, sanctions, SECURITY, short-range, Tension, united nations, weapons

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Zombie Dances:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5231
Gods Slained:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Votes:	8738	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fails than N. Korea’s missile launches! our short-range ballistic missiles may not always hit the target, but that’s what makes it fun! watch as one missile spirals out of control and explodes in a spectacular fashion, while the other one actually makes it to its destination (maybe).

join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our missile launches. who knows what will happen next? maybe a creeper will blow up your house, or you’ll fall into a pit of lava. the possibilities are endless on our server!

so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, who knows?). join now and be a part of the most unpredictable minecraft server out there!

TrashCraft: Talking Rubbish

clean up, compost, disposal, Environmental, Garbage, Junk, landfill, litter, Pollution, recycling, Refuse, Rubbish, sanitation, Talking, talking garbage, talking rubbish, Talking Trash, Trash, TrashCraft, Waste, waste management

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Love Letters Sent:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchantments Applied:	133	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a cow on a warm summer day? well, boy do i have the server for you! this server is so lit, it’s like a creeper exploding in a fireworks factory.

join now and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks that fart glitter. ride on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a top hat made of diamonds.

our community is so wild, it’s like a party in the nether. we have players from all over the world, including aliens from mars and unicorns from the enchanted forest. you’ll never be bored with our endless supply of ridiculous mini-games and challenges.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little. but hey, zombies need love too, right?

Earther SMP: Where the only wars are over who took the last diamond! Join us in 1.21 now!

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Diamond, Earther, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Hardcore, Join, Minigames, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9942
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Love Letters Sent:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Towns Built:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	New Chunks Explored:	800552

Earth SMP

Overview	Earth SMP for those who are bored, looking for players to populate the SMP. The Earth has a scale of 1:1500 (24576 x 12288 blocks).
Server Online	Every single day, sometimes restarts every 1-3 days.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, you need to join our Discord server and put your name in the “#whitelist” channel.
What is the scale of the Earth on the server?	The Earth has a scale of 1:1500, equivalent to 24576 x 12288 blocks.
How often does the server restart?	The server restarts every 1-3 days.
Where can I find more information?	You can find everything you need to know on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/njjyGzUg

BlockyTraffic Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, BlockyTraffic, crime, criminal organizations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, illegal-trade, law enforcement, Minecraft, modern slavery, prostitution, rescue, Server, sex trafficking, social justice, survivors, Victims, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ores Mined:	4767	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more insane than our pixelated world is the stories we come up with to convince you to join!

Picture this: you’re a brave adventurer in a land full of mysteries and dangers. But wait, there’s a twist! The only way to survive is to convince a woman in the west that she can’t go to the authorities for help. Why, you ask? Because in our world, women hold all the power and can destroy companies, industries, and lives with just a word. It’s a wild ride of intrigue and deception as you navigate this topsy-turvy world where the damsel in distress is actually the one calling the shots.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about human trafficking. Will you uncover the truth behind the women who sell their own bodies to fund their own lifestyles, or will you be swept up in a whirlwind of mystery and intrigue? Join us and find out!

No more Bobo’s Liquidity Minecraft Server

Analysis, bear market, Bobos, bull market, finance, financial crisis, investing, liquidate, liquidity, longs, market, Minecraft, permabears, risk management, Server, shorts, speculation, stock market, strategy, thinking, Trading, uncertainty

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the ultimate battle between the longs and the shorts in a high-stakes game of Minecraft trading. Will you be able to gather enough liquidity from the longs before the shorts come in to liquidate billions? It’s a race against time and only the most strategic players will come out on top.

But beware, permabears are lurking around every corner ready to sabotage your plans. Will you be able to outsmart them and secure your spot as the ultimate Minecraft trader?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show Bobo who’s boss! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

CraftyCouplesCashCow

CraftyCouplesCashCow, different realities, dreams, ENTITLEMENT, envy, financial independence, friendship, Frustration, high standard of living, Jealousy, life experience, Lifestyle, managing expenses, privileged, reality check, Resentment, saving money, solo milestones, speaking my mind, Struggle, Support

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Void Gems Collected:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	111	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of friends who have everything handed to them on a silver platter? Join our Minecraft server where everyone has to fend for themselves and truly earn their way to success! No more listening to your friends brag about their luxurious lifestyle funded by their partners – on our server, you’ll have to work hard to build your own empire.

Imagine the satisfaction of building your dream home brick by brick, mining for diamonds to afford that shiny new car, and exploring the vast world of Minecraft all on your own. No handouts here, just pure independence and hard work.

So if you’re ready to escape the reality of friends who just don’t get it, join our server and show them what true independence looks like. Who needs a partner to fund their dreams when you can achieve them all on your own in the world of Minecraft? Let’s see who the real boss is!

ImpressiveButNot Minecraft Server

bragging, deceptive, Empty, facade, Fake, Hollow, image-conscious, Impressive.., ImpressiveButNot, materialistic, Minecraft, Overrated, pretentious, self-absorbed, Server, Shallow, shallow display, Show off, status symbol, superficial, unimpressive, Vain

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Join our Minecraft server and impress your friends with your ability to ride a pig while juggling diamonds and singing the entire Minecraft soundtrack backwards! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself wants to join just to see what all the hype is about. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life Ender Dragon. So why wait? Join now and become a Minecraft legend in your own mind!

PhoneSecretsCraft

Hidden Features, phone capabilities, phone functionalities, phone functions, phone mysteries, phone options, phone secrets, phone settings, phone shortcuts, phone tips, phone tools, phone tricks, PhoneSecretsCraft, smartphone hacks, smartphone mysteries, unknown features

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	489424	Dimension Hops:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with hidden phone features that will blow your mind!

Ever wanted to play Minecraft with a phone that can transform into a rocket ship and blast off into space? Well, on our server, that’s totally possible! Just find the secret code hidden in the depths of the Nether and watch your phone take flight!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever dreamed of using your phone as a magical wand to cast spells and defeat mobs? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Just shout “Abracadabra” into your phone and watch as your enemies tremble in fear!

And if that’s not enough, how about using your phone as a time machine to travel back to the prehistoric era and ride dinosaurs in Minecraft? It’s all possible on our server! Just dial the secret number on your phone and get ready for a Jurassic adventure like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unlock the hidden phone features that will change the way you play Minecraft forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ZelenskiyCraft: Defend Against Russian Terror

air defenses, Attack, Casualty toll, Conflict, Crisis, DEFEND, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, international relations, Military, national security, Politics, president, Russian, Russian terror, SECURITY, Terror, Tragedy, Ukraine, Vilnyansk, War, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Votes:	9409	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Ores Mined:	9580
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we protect against russian terror like zelenskiy! we need more air defenses to keep our players safe from the vilnyansk casualties! join us and fight against the evil russians in the virtual world of minecraft! build your own air defenses and protect your base from the enemy attacks! let’s show those russians who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world! join now for epic battles and crazy adventures!