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SayHisNameMC SMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Emeralds Found:	9584

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity of our server!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything is possible.

We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, and if you join us, you’ll have the chance to become their leader. But beware, they have a strict “no pants” policy.

So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!

Slop Master Minecraft SMP – AI Slop and Image Generation #404

ai, AI perfection, AI pornmommies, AIslop, Catbox galleries, Editors, Fapping, generation, gooners, image, Image Generation, Master, Minecraft, niche kink, NovelAI artists, PLAPpers, plapping, prompters, requesters, Site rules, SLOP, smp, Stable Diffusion artists, thread edition, thread not found

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is all about fapping-focused AIslop! Yes, you heard that right. We have AI perfection for all your plapping needs. Join us if you’re a prompter, editor, requester, gooner, AI pornmommy, PLAPper, Stable Diffusion artist, or NovelAI artist. We don’t allow any boring niche kinks here, only the wildest and craziest AI experiences. And remember, if you need to share some NSFW content, just use Catbox galleries. So come on, join us and let’s get plapping! Previous players have reported experiencing mind-blowing AI interactions that will leave you questioning reality. Don’t miss out on the fun!

ToddlerTuckeredOut

autism, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime struggles, Communication, Evaluation, family dynamics, Marriage, MELTDOWNS, parenting, parenting challenges, pink eye, preschool, Promises, responsibilities, Routine, special needs, tantrums, ToddlerTuckeredOut, weaning

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to let your kids stay up past their bedtime, unless they’re building an epic castle in Minecraft, of course!

Our server is so understanding, we even have a special pink eye potion for your little ones in case they catch it in real life. And don’t worry about tantrums, our virtual world is tantrum-proof!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to wean your child off a pacifier while battling creepers and zombies in Minecraft. And if your spouse promises your child a late bedtime without your consent, we’ll be there to support you (virtually, of course).

So come on over to our server, where bedtime is at 7:30 sharp and the adventures are endless! And remember, in our world, there’s no judgment for leaving your spouse to deal with the consequences of their own promises. It’s all part of the fun!

KidRoastsAdultsMC SMP

Adults, Behavior, children, Communication, compassion, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, family, hurtful, Impact, insults, KidRoastsAdultsMC, Kids, Maturity, mean, parenting, relationships, Rude, smp, upbringing, Words

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Zombie Dances:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	229	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Have you ever heard a kid tell an adult they smell like a creeper’s armpit? Well, if you want to experience more savage roasts like that, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Our players are so ruthless, they’ll make you question your entire existence while building a pixelated castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays diamond eggs. So if you’re brave enough to face the wrath of our pint-sized players and the spectral poultry, come join us for some epic shenanigans!

CraftyNetizens

best websites, CraftyNetizens, favorite websites, helpful websites, internet resources, Online Tools, top websites, useful websites, Website Design, website directory, website discovery, website functionality, website list, website navigation, website rankings, website ratings, website recommendations, website reviews, website search, website suggestions, website usability

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, or battling it out in epic PvP battles with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual world, offering players enchanted items in exchange for their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

Putin’s Craft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Corruption, Craft, criticism, Democracy, Dictatorship, equality, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Lammy, mafia state, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Server, slave owner, world leaders

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ores Mined:	1524	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where lammy is the boss and putin is the head of the mafia state! we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie slaves and building epic castles to protect against putin’s evil schemes. lammy will guide you through the madness with her hilarious jokes and wild antics. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

CraftyCommiesMC

accountability in foreign affairs, China’s involvement in Russia, China’s support for Russia, Chinese assistance to Russia, CraftyCommiesMC, Danish government stance, Danish PM, Denmark’s position on Russia, diplomatic pressure, diplomatic relations, foreign policy decisions, geopolitical alliances, global diplomacy, global politics, helping Russia, Hold China responsible, International cooperation, international relations, political responsibility, Russia-China relations, world leaders’ statements

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	New Chunks Explored:	432436
Emeralds Found:	2656	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

so, liek, u kno wat wud b a gr8 idea? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! u kno y? cuz we hold china responsible for helpin russia! yea, u heard it rite! we r takin a stand against all dat craziness goin on in da world by playin sum blocky game! danish pm wud b so proud of us, u kno? so come join us and show dem all dat we aint gonna take no nonsense! plus, we got sum insane stories to tell u while u mine and craft and build ur way to victory! trust me, u wont regret it!

SkyHigh Slumber Party

Aircraft noise, aircraft noise effects, daily sleep rhythm, disrupted sleep, disrupted sleep-wake cycles, disturbances, disturbed sleep, night, nighttime aircraft noise, nighttime noise, Party, Poor sleep quality, restlessness, skyhigh, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep-wake cycles, Slumber

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of sleeping with aircraft noise blasting in your ears all night long! Who needs a peaceful night’s sleep when you can have disrupted sleep-wake cycles and feel restless all the time? Our server will have you feeling like you’re living next to an airport runway 24/7! Say goodbye to boring, uninterrupted sleep and hello to the constant excitement of never knowing when the next plane will fly overhead! Join now for a sleep experience like no other!

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary “BAU”DOL in action, born to be the ultimate Minecraft master!

Our server is so epic that even the debut was out of this world, with 3D graphics that will blow your mind! Check out our YouTube channel for all the insanity and don’t forget to follow our schedule for some mind-blowing streams.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for some Twitter spaces, karaokes, and other wacky surprises. And don’t miss out on our official playlist of covers and songs that will have you dancing in your minecart!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some “baubau” singing, NSFW content, and VTL team info that will leave you questioning reality. See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

Despair, Disappointment, dramatic, exaggerated, exasperation, Expression, Frustration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, negative emotions, noooo, Oh No!, Oh noooo, reaction, Sadness, smp, social media, trending, Upset, viral

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

FashionRebel Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Boundaries, casual clothing, Communication Issues, Disrespect, FashionRebel, Fight, freedom, friendship, group dynamics, living situation, Minecraft, no bra, refusing to change, roommates boyfriend, Server, shorts, small tops, text argument, what I wear

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	206	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value freedom and individuality above all else! Looking for a place to express yourself without boundaries? Look no further!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with rebellious players who refuse to conform to societal norms. Just like the player who dared to defy her roommate’s request to wear a bra around her boyfriend. Who needs a bra when you have the freedom to roam around in your virtual world with no restrictions?

Experience the drama and chaos of living with roommates who bring their boyfriends over without paying rent. Will you stand your ground like our fearless player, or will you give in to the demands of those who try to control your virtual wardrobe?

So come on, join our server and let your rebellious spirit run free! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and be yourself, no matter how outrageous that may be!