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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4325 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 99 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything is possible.
We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, and if you join us, you’ll have the chance to become their leader. But beware, they have a strict “no pants” policy.
So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!