#sawmillhorde Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PetPals Minecraft Server

amphibians, bahamas, blue tongued skink, calling out, care, coworker, Divorce, exotic pets, herpetological society, ICKY, Investments, Love at first sight, Minecraft, PetPals, Pets, Phony, reptiles, Server, skink, Snakes, sus, wellbeing

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Towns Built:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further, because we have Phony Fred as our server owner! That’s right, the guy who can’t even tell the difference between a snake and a lizard is running this show. But hey, who needs someone who knows what they’re talking about when you can have a server full of exotic pets like BIG ASS lizards and snakes that are basically the same thing, right?

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the owner’s stories are as wild as his claims of owning properties in the Bahamas. Who needs a finance bro when you have Phony Fred leading the way? So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the unit). And remember, when in doubt, just ignore Phony Fred and enjoy the chaos!

SisterSassCraft

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, Emotional healing, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, father abandonment, feeling alone, feeling misunderstood, feeling unheard, parental favoritism, parental relationships, Resentment, seeking closure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisterSassCraft, Therapy, unresolved feelings

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	127	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Farms Harvested:	354	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and resentment, just like the OP’s relationship with their father!

Experience the thrill of building your virtual world while dealing with unresolved family issues, just like OP’s unresolved feelings towards their father! Will you be able to navigate through the complexities of family dynamics while also trying to survive in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where therapy is not an option, but building epic structures and battling mobs is! Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid? So come on, join our server and show us if you’re the real AITA (Am I The Architect) in this virtual world!

Love & Blocks: Dark & Playful

altruistic love, attachment styles, blocks, Dark, dark personality traits, dating preferences, emotional connections, interpersonal dynamics, love, love styles, obsessive attitudes, partnered individuals, passionate love, personality traits, playful, playful attitudes, pragmatic attitudes, psychological research, Psychology, relationships, romantic behavior, romantic partnerships, single individuals, social interactions

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where the players have dark personalities and crazy love styles! Partnered peeps are all about that passionate and altruistic love, while the singles are all about being playful, obsessive, and pragmatic. It’s like a soap opera meets a comedy show meets a psychological thriller up in here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures with the most interesting characters you’ll ever meet in a blocky world. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

ShadowCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Accountability, bio-attack, Campaign, CEO Brian, Covid vaccine, cross-section, DEAGEL, depopulation, Framed, funding, insider trading, interests, Luigi, nancy pelosi, poison gas attack, Realms, ShadowCraft, shares, Trading, Uhc, UHG stock, WARFARE

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

🤪 Ever wanted to testify against Nancy Pelosi for insider trading? Well, our CEO Brian did and now he’s on the run from the interests protecting her!

😱 Watch out for depopulation plans and bio-attack warfare, because it’s all connected to the same people who funded Nancy Pelosi’s campaign!

🤯 Don’t be framed like Luigi, come join our server and uncover the truth behind the poison gas attack!

🚀 Strap in for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew!

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

christmas, decision, Decline, DIVISIVE, exclusion, Fallout, familial, family relationships, gift, godfather, godmother, Honor, Minecraft, new year’s day, Niece, NieceCraft, relationships, Server, sibling, snub, tradition, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wife

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the relationship between OP’s wife and sister!

Looking for a server where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Witness the epic saga of OP being asked to be a godfather without his wife being asked to be a godmother. Will this family feud end in reconciliation or TNT explosions? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through familial traditions and expectations, all while trying to maintain peace and harmony in the virtual world of Minecraft. Will OP make the right decision? Will his sister and BIL understand his perspective? Find out on our server, where every decision is as crucial as finding diamonds in a cave!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find drama, family dynamics, and moral dilemmas all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join us now and let the games begin!

GoogleMe4NYEats?

aita, asking, Calling, confirmation, eating out, fair statement, Friend, GOOGLE, GoogleMe4NYEats, holiday, HOURS, new year’s day, Open, Plans, question.., restaurants, san francisco, sf, specific restaurant, suggestion

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of friends who can’t even Google what restaurants are open on New Year’s Day? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with friends who can’t use a search engine. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by fellow players who know how to find the best virtual restaurants in town. No more awkward conversations about where to eat – just hop on our server and start building your own food paradise!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of sneaky villagers. Can you uncover their hidden menu and become the ultimate foodie in Minecraft? Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other!

So why waste time with clueless friends when you can join our Minecraft server and feast on endless possibilities? Don’t be an AITA – be a Minecraft master!

MoldovaPower: No Gas, Just Blocks!

bilateral agreements, blocks, cross-border trade, eastern europe, electricity import, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas supply, international relations, Moldova, MoldovaPower, political tensions, power grid, regional dynamics, Romania, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	4451
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Crops Grown:	7948
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	462

lol imagine needing electricity from other countries because russia decides to be a party pooper and stop giving gas. don’t be stuck in the dark ages like moldova, come join our lit minecraft server where we have unlimited power and no russian interference. we’ve got creeper fireworks, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret underground base where we hide from the gas shortages. join us and never worry about losing power again, unless a creeper blows up your house lol.

Mom Dad Contacts Server

confidentiality, contact lists, Contacts, dad, Data Protection, déterminé, family, Identity, IMPOSSIBLE, long tail, mom, names, online safety, people, personal information, privacy, relationships, SECURITY, sensitive information, Server, social media, tags

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Crops Grown:	8860
Dragon Eggs Found:	4845	Towns Built:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	4688
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

so, like, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz, like, it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. not even kidding, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every friday night? yea, it’s lit. we even have a giant diamond disco ball that shines brighter than ur future.

also, like, our admins are actually wizards in disguise. they can make ur wildest dreams come true in the game. want a pet dragon? they gotchu. want a castle made of candy? they can make it happen.

plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. we argue, we laugh, we cry, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build epic structures and fight off evil mobs. it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Blue Archive Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, 4koma, Archive, Banners, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	New Chunks Explored:	985766
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Void Gems Collected:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join this epic Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids? We got more action-packed events than a Ender Dragon rave party!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while fighting off hordes of zombies with your diamond sword. It’s like a never-ending adventure that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or stuck in the Nether.

Join now and experience the thrill of Total Assault: Hovercraft (Outdoors – Heavy Armor) – it’s like riding a pig off a cliff, but way more intense! Plus, we have 2x Experience events that will level you up faster than you can say “Redstone.”

Don’t miss out on the Secret Midnight Party – The Oni Holds a Bell – it’s so lit, even the Endermen are dancing! And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – Light Armor) – it’s like a boss battle on steroids!

So, what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft!

FlatCash Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, credit card, dangerous situations, Elderly, ENTITLEMENT, family, Financial, Flat, FlatCash, forgiveness, kit set homes, loan, Minecraft, Mortgage, Moving, old age, plot of land, Priorities, remortgaging, repayments, Server, Tantrum

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7715
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into the chaos of virtual blocks!

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and insanity, just like dealing with entitled family members who think they can dictate your life choices. Build your dream house in the middle of town, just like your mom wants, and watch out for creepy friends who don’t respect boundaries – we’ve got plenty of those in our server too!

Forget about forgiving that person who maxed out your credit card and stole your peace of mind – on our server, you can block them and never have to deal with their shenanigans again. And hey, if you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the kind you create with your friends while building epic structures and exploring new worlds. Who needs family drama when you’ve got virtual adventures waiting for you?