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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 3637 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2287 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life like poor Irene spreading food and cat litter on your bed! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and craziness that will make you forget all about spoiled kids and messy situations.
Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun, unlike dealing with John and Palm who seem to be more interested in their fancy vacations than their own daughter’s well-being. Don’t worry, on our server, you won’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself (unless you want to, of course).
So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs a psychologist when you can just play Minecraft and build your own world without any spoiled kids ruining it? Let’s escape reality together and have a blast on our server – where the only mess you’ll find is a creeper explosion!
