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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 5042 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3195 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.
plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.