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UnintelligentCunt in Minecraft SMP

degrading comments, derogatory language, Emotional Abuse, emotional pain, hurtful words, Insecurity, internalized shame, mental health, Minecraft, negative self-talk, personal insults, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-image, self-perception, smp, Unintelligent, UnintelligentCunt

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Towns Built:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace the derpiness! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, accidental explosions, and a whole lot of laughs.

Our server is like a circus, with clowns running around trying to build the tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks. We have a strict “no brain cells left behind” policy, so if you’ve ever felt like your IQ was holding you back from truly thriving in Minecraft, this is the place for you.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Will you uncover the truth behind the feathered conspiracy? Only one way to find out – join us today and become a part of the chaos!

MommyMinecraftMashup

Boundaries, child’s autonomy, child’s feelings, Communication, court battles., custody issues, Decision making, Divorce, emotional well being, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, financial responsibility, legal issues, MommyMinecraftMashup, parenting, Parenting styles, personal belongings, Respect, sharing

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, listen up! So, this Minecraft server is like a family, but not the kind that shares everything without asking. We’re all about personal boundaries and respecting each other’s stuff, unlike some crazy exes out there.

Join us if you’re tired of your ex’s family borrowing your diamonds without permission and then shrugging it off like it’s no big deal because “we’re family.” 🙄 We get it, fam, but there are just some things you don’t touch, like someone else’s enchanted sword or shiny armor.

And get this, on our server, we don’t let random cousins wreck your builds and steal your loot just because they think you have a “rich daddy.” Nope, we believe in fairness and letting you enjoy your hard-earned treasures in peace. Plus, no forced babysitting duties here, unless you count watching over your pet wolves while you’re mining for diamonds. 🐺💎

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where personal boundaries are respected, and you won’t get accused of brainwashing anyone for wanting to protect your stuff, then join us! We’re all about fun, friendship, and building epic creations without the drama. 🌟✨ #NotTheAita #MinecraftFamGoals

CraftingLoveGoneWrong

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Emeralds Found:	8711	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Tired of your significant other ignoring you for hours on end while they play Minecraft? Well, join our server and you can both ignore each other together! Who needs communication when you can build epic structures and slay dragons side by side? Plus, we have a special couples-only area where you can build matching pixel art hearts and go on romantic virtual dates. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join now and save your relationship (or at least distract yourself from the fact that it’s falling apart)!

RocketRush Minecraft Server

civilian protection, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, gaza, Hamas, hezbollah, iran, Iron Dome, Israel, Israelis, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, multi-proxy attack, rocket attack, RocketRush, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, War

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Animals Bred:	104
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you ready for the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life? We got more explosions than Israelis bracing for a thousand-rocket, multi-proxy attack! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as creepers, zombies, and skeletons team up to take down the ultimate boss – the Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Rumor has it that Notch himself built a secret diamond castle hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even pigs flying and villagers doing the Macarena. Let’s get this party started, baby!

FlagDownHaniyehEmbassy

controversy, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, envoy, flag ceremony, FlagDownHaniyehEmbassy, Hamas, Haniyeh, Honor, international relations, Israel, israeli government, lowers flag, MIDDLE EAST, outcry, Palestinian, Politics, protest, summoned, Turkish embassy, Turkish government

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Crops Grown:	7979	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	166	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, the flag is always flying high in honor of all the epic gamers who join us. but, like, one time, the flag was lowered in honor of this dude Haniyeh and everyone was like, “whaaat?” but it was all good cuz we summoned the envoy and had a massive party to celebrate. you gotta join this server, man, it’s wild! there’s like, crazy adventures and epic builds everywhere. plus, we have the best community ever, like, seriously. come join us and be part of the madness!

TaxCraft: Trump’s Debt Adventure

2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act, Adventure, affluent incomes, budget deficit, DEBT, Donald Trump administration, economic growth, economic impact, economic inequality, federal debt, fiscal policy, government spending, income inequality, legislative achievement, median wages, tax cuts, tax cuts and jobs act, tax legislation, tax policy, tax reform, TaxCraft, Trump administration, Trumps, wealth gap

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ores Mined:	775	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we make the 2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act look like child’s play! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those pesky federal debts and income disparities. come build with us and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than the economy after those tax cuts. who needs economic growth and median wages when you have a blocky paradise to escape to? join now for a wild ride that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

WARRIMINE Minecraft server

Anarchy, Free Donations, griefer, Minecraft, Quests, Server, WARRIMINE

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

We opened not long ago, we have griefer, anarchy, free donations, and quests.

65.108.21.199:25845

EmperixSMP: Where the semi-vanilla is so smooth, even the cows can’t resist joining our Discord!

Achieve, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Cows, Discord, discord server, EmperixSMP, Enhanced Features, Forging Friendships, gameplay, in game, Interruptions, JOINING, Journey, Minecraft, MINECRAFT FANS, Monumental Builds, progress, Resets, Resist, Semivanilla, Smooth, smp, Vanilla, Welcoming Space

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

EmperixSMP Minecraft Server Overview

What to Expect	Vanilla+ Experience	Enjoy the best of both worlds with our Vanilla+ SMP. Whether you crave pure vanilla gameplay or prefer enhanced features, Emperix has something for everyone.
	Long-Term World	Say goodbye to frequent resets! Our server is designed to preserve your progress over an extended period, allowing you to build and achieve without interruptions.
	Active Community	Join our lively Discord server where you can connect with fellow players, share your creations, and stay updated on server events and discussions.

How to Join: Ready to embark on your adventure? Join our Discord community here and start your journey on EmperixSMP today!

https://discord.gg/emperixmc

Have questions or want to learn more? Feel free to drop by our Discord, where our friendly staff are ready to assist you!

Whether you’re into monumental builds or forging friendships, EmperixSMP promises a welcoming space for all Minecraft fans. See you in-game!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join EmperixSMP?	To join EmperixSMP, simply join our Discord community here and start your adventure!
Is EmperixSMP a Vanilla server?	EmperixSMP offers a Vanilla+ experience, combining the best of vanilla gameplay with enhanced features for all players to enjoy.
Is the server world reset frequently?	No, EmperixSMP is designed to maintain a long-term world, allowing players to preserve their progress and achievements over an extended period.
How can I connect with other players on the server?	Join our Discord server to connect with fellow players, share your creations, and stay updated on server events and discussions.

DietCraft Minecraft Server

balanced diet, Body transformation, diet, diet success, DietCraft, exercise routine, fitness goals, health journey, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, long-term success, meal planning, Minecraft, nutrition, progress, reaching goals, Results, self improvement, Server, staying motivated, tracking progress, weight loss

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of boring diets that make you feel like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your diet again, because our virtual world is filled with all the delicious virtual food you could ever want. From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of hungry players to feed. If you can defeat the Baconator in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bacon (virtual, of course).

So why wait? Join our server today and start feasting like never before! Who needs a real diet when you can have all the virtual food you could ever dream of?

DadCraft SMP – The Dad Bod Edition

BOD, Caregiver, dad, DadCraft, Daddy Issues, daddy’s boy, daddy’s girl, Edition, family, family bond, family love, Father, Fatherhood, Hero, love, mentor, Parent, paternal figure, Protector, provider, relationship, Role Model, smp, Support

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magic Items Found:	2273
Dragon Eggs Found:	2782	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, my dad is the owner of this server and he’s basically a Minecraft wizard. Legend has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Yeah, you heard me right, a CARROT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing cows, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for my dad, he’s known to challenge players to epic build battles and he’s never lost…yet.