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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 165 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
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