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Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ores Mined:	7802
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Star Shards Collected:	128
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

This is Mike Minecraft SMP Adriano

2021, Adriano, anal only, ASSES, Chinese debt, Chinese government, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, mike, Mike Adriano, Minecraft, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, savings bonds, smp, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucking, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Crops Grown:	4509	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even porn stars like Mike Adriano have a side hustle of saving the world from the banking industry’s ponzi schemes! Join us for some tongue-in-cheek fun as we uncover outrageous plots involving Hunter Biden, Lord Jacob Rothschild, and Chinese spy balloons. Witness as Chris Buckley spills the tea on shady deals and how a pornographic actor like Mike Adriano becomes the unexpected hero in stopping the world from financial chaos. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the key to unraveling global conspiracies? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

RegretfulCraft

acceptance, advice, Choices, Closure, death, Dying, final thoughts, forgiveness, Gratitude, introspection, last words, Legacy, lessons learned, Life, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, mortality, perspective, Reflection, regret, RegretfulCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Void Gems Collected:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8570	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if your biggest regret in life is not experiencing the thrill of battling dragons, exploring haunted mansions, and dodging lava traps. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server…unless your biggest regret is not joining sooner! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some regrettable memories together!

MeTooMineCraftPrison

#metoo movement, activism, advocacy, Censorship, Chinese journalist, FEMINIST, freedom of speech, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, Journalism, Justice, Media, MeTooMineCraftPrison, Prison, protest, sentenced, sexual harassment, SILENCED, social change, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Buildings Constructed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

so like u know this server is like the #MeToo movement but for minecraft lol. we got chinese journalists getting sentenced to 5 years in prison for promoting it. but like don’t worry, on our server u can promote whatever u want and not get in trouble. join us for a wild ride of freedom and blocky fun. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the banned items. shh, don’t tell anyone. come join us and let’s cause chaos together!

HabitCraft: Break Bad, Build Good

bad, bad habits, behavior change, Break, breaking bad habits, breaking habits, BUILD, Consistency, discipline, forming good habits, forming habits, giving up habits, Good, good habits, habit formation, HabitCraft, habits, healthy habits, motivation, negative habits, personal development, positive habits, self improvement, unhealthy habits, Willpower

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Void Gems Collected:	31
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Votes:	2747	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have the most epic parties in all of minecraft land. like, one time, we had a party so wild, even the creepers were dancing.

and, like, our community is, like, super tight-knit. we all, like, help each other out and stuff. like, one time, this dude lost all his diamonds and we all banded together to help him find them. turns out, they were in his inventory the whole time. classic mix-up, man.

oh, and did i mention the custom plugins? we have, like, this one plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. it’s, like, totally insane. you gotta see it to believe it, man.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

OneCraft: Where Java 1.2.5 reigns supreme and the economy is more unstable than my crafting skills!

1.2.5, Alpha, Alphacraft, command, commands, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Fun, invite, Ip:, java, Map, Nostalgia, Old, OneCraft, Plugin, Plugins, registration, REIGNS, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SUPREME, Survival, Unstable, Vanilla, Version, Website

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2742	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	5783	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Enchantments Applied:	58
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

IP	oc.alphacraft.fun:25624
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/bHS3guv7nS
Website	alphacraft.fun
Server’s map	http://oc.alphacraft.fun:25692/
Version	JAVA 1.2.5

Overview:

Nostalgic survival server with plugins running on the old version of Java 1.2.5. The server uses the old registration with the /register command. Anyone can come in!

FAQ:

What version of Java does the server run on?: The server runs on JAVA 1.2.5.
How do I register on the server?: You can register using the /register command.
Are there any restrictions on who can join the server?: There are no restrictions, anyone can join the server.
Where can I find the server’s map?: You can find the server’s map at http://oc.alphacraft.fun:25692/

SportyCraft Minecraft Server

all-time best, best ever, best sports games, created, factually best, Gaming, greatest sports games, Minecraft, objectively best, objectively factual, Server, sports, sports games, sports gaming, Sports Video Games, SportyCraft, top rated sports games, top sports games, truthfully, truthfully best, ultimate sports games, video games

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of boring old sports games that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the most epic and outrageous sports games you’ll ever play! Picture this: instead of kicking a boring old soccer ball around, you’ll be playing soccer with exploding TNT blocks! And forget about normal basketball hoops, ours are made out of lava and you have to dodge fireballs while shooting hoops. Oh, and did we mention that our golf course is on a floating island in the sky and you have to ride pigs to get around? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to play a regular sports game again! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the craziest sports games of your life!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

000 in savings, 120, 24 years old, Adulthood, adulting, BoomerCraft, family dynamics, financial independence, financial milestones, Financial Security, Financial Stability, investment strategies, Investments, live in parents basement, living arrangements, living situation, Minecraft, parental support, personal finances, Relationship Status, savings goals, Server, Virgin, young adult

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Buildings Constructed:	45
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, being a 24-year-old virgin with $120,000 in savings? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the real world where you can finally be the master of your own virtual universe. Build your dream castle, find love with other players, and maybe even lose your virginity (in-game, of course). Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your sad reality into a hilarious adventure on our server. Join now and let the fun begin!

ExWifeExcessStorageCraft

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, crawl space, deed, Divorce, ExWifeExcessStorageCraft, family, home, husband’s ex, Kids, Mortgage, ownership, paddleboard, Property, relationship, Respect, separation, Storage

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with exes trying to reclaim their paddleboards from your virtual crawl space.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your husband’s ex shows up demanding her long-lost paddleboard. Will you stand your ground and defend your deed rights, or will you cave and let her take it back? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles between players over who gets to keep the enchanted diamond armor they found in a dungeon. Will you emerge victorious and claim the loot for yourself, or will you be left empty-handed and crying in a corner? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

TasteBudTerror Minecraft Server

culinary disappointment, deceptive appearance, deceptive food, deceptive presentation, disappointing flavors, disgusting food, disgusting taste, food fails, Minecraft, repulsive flavors, revolting food, Server, TasteBudTerror, unappealing dishes, unappealing flavors, unappetizing cuisine, unappetizing dishes, unattractive flavors, unattractive food, uninviting meals, unpalatable dishes, unpalatable meals, unsavory dishes

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	594334	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3903	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Potions Brewed:	47	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Are you tired of bland and boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chefs who serve up dishes that look delicious but taste like rotten flesh!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted food items that give you superpowers like the ability to shoot spaghetti out of your fingertips or turn into a giant meatball. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraftia!

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and feast on the craziest, most deliciously disgusting adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft? Come hungry, leave satisfied (or possibly nauseous)!

StankCraft: Smelliest Adventures

Adventures, atrocious smell, bad odor, disgusting scent, foul reek, foul stench, foul-smelling, gag-inducing scent, horrible stench, nauseating fragrance, noxious fumes, offensive odor, putrid aroma, rancid smell, repellant scent, repugnant odor, repulsive smell, revolting stink, Smelliest, StankCraft, unbearable stench, vile stink, worst smell

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3934
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join us on our server where the smell of adventure is so strong, it’ll make you forget about that time you accidentally stepped in a pile of llama poop. Our world is filled with crazy challenges, epic quests, and the occasional farting pig (don’t ask how, it’s a long story involving a witch and some enchanted beans). So if you’re ready to hold your nose and dive into the stinkiest adventure of your life, join us now!

TerritorialIntegrityCraft

78 countries, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international community, international relations, Négotiation, Peace, political agreement, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Stability, Swiss conference, territorial integrity, TerritorialIntegrityCraft, Ukraine, united nations

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

join this cray cray minecraft server where 78 countries come together to agree that ukraine’s teritorial integrity must be the basis of any peace. like, if these countries can agree on something, then you know this server is gonna be lit af. we got diplomats from all over the world building epic structures and negotiating alliances. you never know who you might run into – maybe even a secret agent or two! come join the fun and help us build a world of peace and friendship, one block at a time.