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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 6008 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
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