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No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Villages Defended:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun! Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.

Trump’s Rally Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! Build your wall, make Minecraft great again, and tweet about it to your heart’s content. Watch out for Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox, who will keep you in line with her epic trolling skills. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library in-game and uncover secret speeches from Pres Trump Rallies in Greensboro, Salem, Gastonia, Milwaukee, Warren, and more! Don’t miss out on the epic surprise visit to Dearborn, MI – it’s gonna be huge! Join now and be part of the Tucker Carlson Live Tour in Glendale, AZ with President Trump headlining! And if that’s not enough, watch exclusive Trump videos like “WE WILL WIN” and “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN!” This server is gonna be tremendous, believe me! #MinecraftForTrump #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

Tom’s Crafting Adventures Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have UFC interim heavyweight champion Tom Aspinall as our resident wrestler, ready to take on anyone who dares challenge him in the ring (or in the mines)!

Forget about Brock Lesnar, Tom Aspinall is the new great athlete™ monster in town and he’s ready to show off his skills in both the octagon and the squared circle. Join our server now and witness epic battles between players and mobs, with Tom Aspinall as the referee (and occasional participant)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft SMP with a twist of UFC and WWE madness!

Crafty World – Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Votes:	5912
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a roller coaster that actually took you to the moon! And another time, a group of players formed a secret society of chicken warriors who battled against evil zombie pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater treasure hunts, and even a giant game of hide and seek where the seeker is a giant Ender Dragon. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of wild fun anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have in store. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

TeamUp Minecraft SMP – 30/32 and Counting

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchantments Applied:	240	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	New Chunks Explored:	689712
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to witness the legendary Battle of the Black Qbs, where players compete to see who can build the most epic quarterback statue out of obsidian! Rumor has it that the winner will receive a diamond-encrusted helmet and the title of QB King!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out with feathered lances. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at you!

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StoryMine Balanced economy server Minecraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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Osomatsu San Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	9847
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchantments Applied:	52
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as shipping the Matsuno Brothers together! That’s right, we’ve got a whole fandom dedicated to our server, and things can get pretty weird (in a good way, of course). Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can be a drag queen like the Matsunos in our Dragmatsu AU. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s serve some serious Minecraft realness!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8937
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Farms Harvested:	813	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – all of our players are secretly trained ninjas who can build a castle in under 5 minutes while fending off creepers with their bare hands.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on astronauts in space. So if you join, you might just be helping NASA discover the key to surviving on Mars!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me drop this bombshell – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience this once-in-a-lifetime event!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of your life!

Devilman Crybaby Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and unpredictable as Devilman Crybaby! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with demons, angels, and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss in our server, you’ll be granted the power to transform into a devilman yourself! Imagine flying around the Minecraft world with wings and shooting fireballs at your enemies. It’s a game-changer, literally.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity of Devilman Crybaby in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one hell of a ride!