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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 2531 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
We play favorites in family court – but only if you’re on our side! Women will learn to be less greedy and selfish by working together to build the most epic virtual kingdom ever seen.
Homewreckers beware, if you dare violate the sanctity of monogamy on our server, you’ll be imprisoned for a minimum of 5 years and put on the virtual sex offender list for being a filthy, blocky whore.
Domestic battery? Not on our watch! Women will be punished just as harshly as men, because equality means everyone gets hit with a virtual banhammer.
Slut shaming is back, baby! Get ready to be fined and penalized for your scandalous pixelated behavior.
So join us on our quest to make marriage great again – because why invest in an unworthy woman when you can invest in building a virtual empire with us? Say goodbye to that noise – and hello to a marriage-saving Minecraft adventure!