Savage Holidays Minecraft Servers

Savage Holidays Minecraft Servers

  • Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

    Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 7743
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 853798 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Zombie Dances: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

    Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 3191
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 940875 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Zombie Dances: 5 Dimension Hops: 13
    Buildings Constructed: 14 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 59 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

    But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

    So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CrazyCraftin SMP

    CrazyCraftin SMP
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 1425
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlocktopiaCraft

    BlocktopiaCraft
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 8488
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8004 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

    TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 4285
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Crops Grown: 1846 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 861018 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

    we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

    so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

    Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 1903
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 5722
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

    The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 3747
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Votes: 5103
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 87 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

    KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 7049
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

    CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 9095
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 4807
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 118 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Dragons Tamed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

    So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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