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Chaos SMP: Where every block you touch will probably explode. Not to mention the sheep.

Asia, bedrock, begging, BLOCK, Chaos, Community, Discord, Disrespect, Experience, explode, Fun, gameplay, Hacks, Hosting, Join, mention, multiplayer, Players, Raid, rules, Server, Sheep, smp, Survival, Touch, Toxicity

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Emeralds Found:	5974	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Serenity SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Compatible Platforms	Bedrock (Good ping from Asia)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Serenity SMP?	Serenity SMP is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server specifically made for Bedrock players with good ping from Asia.
What are the rules before joining the server?	– No toxicity – No disrespecting others – No hacks – No begging
Is claim command available on the server?	No, claim commands are intentionally not available on Serenity SMP. Players need to be cautious about potential raids.
How can I join the server?	If you are interested in joining Serenity SMP, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/5DuJ2hruxw

DungeonMaster Minecraft Server

Adventure, all masks, beaten dungeons, Challenges, collected stray fairy, completionist, dungeonmaster, Dungeons, FAGGOT, final battle, final time loop, Gaming, hug from Cremia, Majora, majora’s mask, Masks, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, side quests, solving problems, strategy, video games

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Once you have beaten all four dungeons, collected every stray fairy, and have all the masks, you will enter the ultimate time loop challenge!

Do you skip all three days straight to Majora like a faggot or do you run around solving all the problems you possibly could before the final battle like a real man and get a hug from Cremia before your final battle? The choice is yours, but trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on our server. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

/r9k/RejectsMinecraftSMP

Community, contradictory advice, dating advice, guidance, Help, humor, internet culture, ironic advice, life advice, meme, online forum, personal growth, r9k, r9kRejectsMinecraftSMP, Robots, satire, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Social Interaction, success, Support

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Votes:	1502
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

HangryCraft

Argument, brown rice, busy schedule, car accident, Communication, Cooking, exhaustion, favorite dish, Frustration, HangryCraft, homemade meal, inconsiderate, katsu, Katsu sauce, long hours, Miscommunication., partner, Petty, residency, tired, work-life balance

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5459
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax. Take a break from the hospital shifts and car accidents, and let your creativity run wild in our pixelated paradise.

Plus, we promise that no one will ever forget to cook your favorite dish here! Our virtual chefs are always ready to whip up a delicious meal for you, no matter what distractions may come their way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind – because who needs drama when you have endless possibilities at your fingertips?

UnhealthyHabitMC SMP

bad habit, detrimental habits, harmful habits, negative habits, poor habits, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-destructive tendencies, self-sabotage, smp, unhealthy addiction, unhealthy behaviors, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy habit, unhealthy habits to break, unhealthy habits to change, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy patterns, unhealthy routine, unhealthy vices, UnhealthyHabitMC

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4555	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	4317
New Chunks Explored:	852226	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Forget about unhealthy habits like staying up too late or eating too much junk food – on our server, the only unhealthy habit you’ll have is laughing too hard at all the ridiculous pranks and antics that go on. From giant chicken armies to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself addicted to the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Let the madness begin!

MineCraftyTunes

mainstream music, MineCraftyTunes, Music (Industry), music artists, music critics, music culture, music debate, music fans, music industry analysis, music industry controversy, music industry critique, music industry debate, music industry discussion, music industry opinions, music industry trends, music opinions, music trends, overrated band, overrated singer, popular music

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Votes:	7245
Zombie Dances:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a concert with the most overrated singer and band ever! Join us and experience the thrill of listening to off-key performances and cringeworthy lyrics that will make you question your taste in music. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have the chance to battle it out in a sing-off competition against a group of tone-deaf zombies. So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your ears assaulted in the best way possible!

MissileSubMadness

Conflict, Defense, deployment, foreign policy, Geopolitics, guided missile submarine, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, military presence, MissileSubMadness, Nuclear Threat, SECURITY, strategic move, submarine deployment, Tension, US, us navy

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	100	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	193
Towns Built:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta come to our server! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

so, one time, our server was under attack by a giant mutant creeper that was shooting lasers out of its eyes. but don’t worry, our players banded together and defeated it with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. it was epic, bro.

and get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. yeah, you heard me right. rainbow lasers. it’s like a disco party in the sky, man.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. peace out, gamers!

ADHD BifidoCraft: Double-Blind Fun!

add-on, adhd, Attention-Deficit, Behavioral Disorders, Bifidobacterium Bifidum, BifidoCraft, children, clinical trial, Double-Blind, DoubleBlind, Fun, gut health, Hyperactivity Disorder, intervention, mental health, neurodevelopmental, Nutritional Supplement, pediatric, Placebo-Controlled, probiotic, randomized, research study, Supplement

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	2606	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have Bifidobacterium Bifidum Supplement for all players with ADHD like symptoms! 12 weeks of intense gaming will have you feeling like a whole new person, thanks to our double-blind, placebo-controlled clinical trial! Watch as your attention span improves and your hyperactivity decreases as you battle creepers and mine for diamonds. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to level up your gaming skills and your mental health at the same time. Join now for a chance to win a free supply of Bifidobacterium Bifidum Supplement for all your virtual adventures!

In the morning

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Rytale Network

Welcome to Rytale! Rytale is a fun server running on the latest version of Minecraft. We currently feature a Towny server with plans to release future servers to the network!

The Towny server offers a variety of plugins, such as jobs, auctions, player warps, MCMMO, cosmetics, and more! We strive to enchance the player experience, while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots.

Hope to see soon!

IP: play.rytale.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord: https://discord.rytale.net/ Website: https://rytale.net/ Store: https://store.rytale.net/ Rules: https://rules.rytale.net/

play.rytale.net

CraftyMonsters Minecraft Server

CraftyMonsters, databases, Frontier, Game, Iceborne, Info, Kiranico, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, Minecraft, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, Monster Hunter Wilds, multiplayer, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Password, Pingsdex, Platform, question.., Room code, Server, Steam Deck, Threads, trailers, vg play

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Monster Hunter madness!

Imagine riding a Minecraft dragon while hunting down giant monsters like a boss. Our server is so epic that even the monsters are shaking in their boots (if they had boots, that is).

We’ve got crazy new features like riding a T-Rex into battle or taming a fire-breathing dragon to protect your base. And don’t even get me started on the loot – you’ll find diamonds, emeralds, and even rare Monster Hunter gear that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the monster hunting begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a whole new dimension filled with even more epic adventures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!