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Fancy Niggas Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring servers filled with try-hards and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Dragon Force, where you’ll battle dragons, conquer kingdoms, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of Shining Force 3 references to keep you entertained.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can summon creepers at will (but don’t worry, he’s on our side).

But the real reason you should join is for the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night. Picture this: a horde of players charging into battle on the backs of flying pigs, armed with nothing but diamond swords and a thirst for victory. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s pure Minecraft magic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you in the game, gamers!

GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

All Father, AUTHORITY, Brown races, Children of God, control women, Fatherhood, GOD, GodCraft, Jesus Christ, jew, Jewish God, Jupiter, Lord God, Lord of Lords, mixing races, moloch, rocks, rules, saturn, Submission, White, white race, Wr-Alda, Zeus

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchantments Applied:	239	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

NijisanjiEN’s Pillar Palace

Community, controversy, cucks, discussion, Entertainment, Fandom, Fans, internet personalities, nijisanjien, NijisanjiENs, online culture, online streaming, Palace, pillar, Pillars, simping, social media, toxic behavior, ugly-looking whores, virtual idols, virtual world

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the players are as basic as Steve’s default skin? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the players are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our epic parties.

And don’t even get us started on the crazy events we host. From building competitions where you can show off your mad building skills to PvP battles that will make you question if you’re really in the game or an action movie.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Ukrainian Chugfest – Crafting Chaos and Comfy Vibes!

Analysis, BANKRUPTCY, Chaos, Chug, Chugfest, comfy, Comfy Happening, Crafting, Crocus Terrorists, energy infrastructure, German aid, Globohomo, Israel, kyiv, Lavrov, Mega, mobilization bill, Moscow, NATO Council, nuspeak, podcasts, Resources, SBU, Talmud, Ukraine, Ukraine General, UKRAINIAN, UKROP, VIBES, video archive, World Bank, Z Radio, Zelensky

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive events and crazy adventures!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of Ukrainian military officers join your game and share their grim perspective on the war. But don’t worry, because Zelensky himself is trying to find a way for you to not retreat from the battlefield!

And that’s not all – we have actual German aid worth 10 billion euros waiting for you in-game! Plus, Lavrov might show up and drop some spicy gossip about Zelensky’s term expiration. Who needs regular Minecraft drama when you can have geopolitical intrigue?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that Israel controls the NATO Council and you denounce the Talmud (for some reason). See you in the game!

Crafty Tinder Server: Swipe Right for Creepers!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Emeralds Found:	2709	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of swiping left on Tinder and not finding your perfect match? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to find love! We have a special matchmaking system that pairs you up with your soulmate based on your building skills and mining techniques. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while crafting in the virtual world?

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of love, rumored to grant its wielder eternal happiness and a lifetime supply of virtual roses. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a pixelated companion who will never argue with you about whose turn it is to do the dishes?

So swipe right on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to lonely nights spent mining for diamonds alone. Love is just a crafting table away!

LOLcraft: ‘What is she mining?’

1. Thoughts, 10. Mental state, 11. Emotional turmoil, 12. Analysis, 13. Decision-making, 14. Overthinking, 15. Deep thoughts, 16. Inner dialogue, 17. Wondering, 18. Mind wandering, 19. Self-awareness, 2. Reflection, 20. Inner conflict., 3. Inner turmoil, 4. Uncertainty, 5. Contemplation, 6. Self-reflection, 7. Confusion, 8. Pondering, 9. Introspection, LolCraft, Mining

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Divine Spears Created:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until your sides hurt as you navigate through wacky challenges and epic quests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging explosive surprises. And don’t forget about our annual “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant,” where contestants compete for the title of the most fabulous dragon in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Bob’s Blocky Adventure Land

Adventure, animated, Best Friend, blocky, BOBS, cartoon, Character, Childhood, comedy, funny, iconic, Jellyfish, Land, mehmet, meme, Nostalgia, pineapple house, Popular, Şponbobğlu, spongebob, square pants, turkish, tv show, Yellow

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Divine Spears Created:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, where Mehmet Şponbobğlu reigns supreme as the ultimate overlord of chaos and hilarity!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie Spongebob clones, riding on flying llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while being chased by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mehmet Şponbobğlu himself, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dab this master of moves and claim victory?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures, the ridiculous shenanigans, and the absolute madness that is Mehmet Şponbobğlu’s Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

SoulfulSimplicity: Minecraft’s Not-So-Hellish Realm!

Action-Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficult, Difficulty, enemies, Exploration, FANTASY, Frustration, Gaming, Hell, horse riding, immersive experience, Minecrafts, normies, NotSoHellish, perseverance, Realm, skill-based, SoulfulSimplicity, souls fans, video games

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is: you just ride your horse and hit shit. Why waste time building elaborate structures or mining for resources when you can just saddle up and go to town on everything in your path?

Join us for epic battles where the only weapons are hooves and swords, and the only strategy is to charge headfirst into the chaos. Watch out for flying pigs, exploding sheep, and the occasional rogue llama looking for a fight.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Horse Olympics, where players compete in events such as jousting, barrel racing, and synchronized jumping. The winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new saddle for their trusty steed.

So saddle up, grab your sword, and get ready for the ride of your life on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Just remember: on this server, the only way to survive is to ride your horse and hit shit.

CowPocalypse: Where Cows Cure Cancer & Creepers Explode

Alternative Medicine, Cancer, cancer cure, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cattle dewormer, Conspiracy Theory, CowPocalypse, Cows, CREEPERS, cure, deworming medication, explode, health conspiracy, health science, Healthcare, hidden knowledge, holistic treatment, medical breakthrough, Medical research, medical secrets, natural remedies, pharmaceutical industry, scientific discovery

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9765
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or mysterious? Well, look no further because our server is hiding top-secret knowledge that the government doesn’t want you to know about! Join us and uncover the truth about why pigs can fly and why creepers explode (spoiler alert: it’s all a conspiracy!). Plus, our server has hidden dungeons filled with rare loot and secret passages that lead to a treasure beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Baby-Making Block Party: Where Creepers are the Only Ones Getting Lucky

baby, Babymaking, BLOCK, Bond, BUTTER, child, children, CREEPERS, cute, dad, family, Father, father and son, Fatherhood, Finger, Hand, joy, love, Lucky, parenthood, parenting, Party, precious moments, procreate, relationship

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of virtual parenthood! Our server is filled with adorable baby Butter mobs that you can raise as your own. Watch as they grow up and start calling you “da da” or “ma ma” – it’s a truly heartwarming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, if you don’t join, you’ll never know the joy of having a virtual family in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your journey to parenthood in the most unexpected way possible!

AyylmaoCraft – Fixing /a/ with YOUR help!

4chan, activism, ANONYMOUS, AyylmaoCraft, collaboration, Community, digital community, ENGAGEMENT, Fixing, Help, internet culture, make /a/ great again, Online Community, online forum, Participation, pesky thread, Save, spread the link, Support, teamwork, volunteer

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12

Join our Minecraft server and help save 4chan! We need all the gamers we can get to defeat the evil trolls and restore peace to the internet! By joining our server, you’ll be able to battle against annoying threads and spread the link to fix 4chan once and for all. Together, we can make /a/ great again and show those pesky trolls who’s boss in the virtual world! So grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic quest to save the internet!

Crafty Boobs & Mommy Issues Server – Join now for a titillating adventure!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Void Gems Collected:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a non-stop party where we discuss everything from Huge Tits to Momcest – yes, you heard that right! Our Discord is always buzzing with hilarious conversations and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!