Join us for a wild ride where asking “How are you?” will lead to the most outrageous responses you’ve ever heard. From players claiming to be unicorns living in a pineapple under the sea to others insisting they are secretly aliens plotting to take over the world, you never know what you’ll get on our server.
So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make friends with the wackiest bunch of Minecraft players around, join us today! Who knows, you might even discover your own inner pineapple-dwelling unicorn.
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Features | Resource world, Player controlled economy, Quests, Land claiming, Keeping inventory, Custom dungeons, Crossplay for bedrock players |
| Community | Friendly and welcoming |
| Discord | discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy |
| Java IP | play.lanterncraft.net |
| Bedrock IP & Port | play.lanterncraft.net:25586 |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, players can claim their land to prevent griefing, and staff are available to assist with any issues. |
| Are there quests on the server? | Yes, there are multiple questlines with rewards for completion. |
| Do players lose their gear when they die? | No, keeping inventory is enabled so players do not lose their items upon death. |
| Are there custom dungeons on the server? | Yes, the server features custom dungeons with unique loot tables. |
Join us if you’re tired of mainstream servers and want to be part of the VIP group of Minecraft players. We only accept players with at least 500 dirt blocks mined, so you know you’re in good company.
And don’t worry about shilling your 499 dirt block oshi, as long as you’re a Minecraft partner (or the equivalent in numbers), you’re welcome to join the fun.
Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon has to wait in line to get in. So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us for some blocky adventures that will make even Herobrine jealous.
Previous players have built epic structures like a dirt tower to the sky and a dirt rollercoaster that will make you scream louder than a ghast. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s mine and craft our way to victory!
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! And don’t even get us started on the elusive Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, teleporting around the server to tell jokes to unsuspecting players.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, rumored to turn even the most unlucky players into Minecraft millionaires overnight! So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!