🔥Saturday 24th August Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EPLTrans SMP – Seagull Squad

Arsenal, Aston Villa, Bournemouth, brentford, Brighton and Hove Albion, Chelsea, crystal palace, english premier league, epl, EPLTrans, Everton, fulham, Ipswich Town, Leicester City, Liverpool, Manchester City, manchester united, Match week 1, newcastle united, Nottingham Forest, Saturday 24th August, seagull, Seagull Edition, smp, Southampton, squad, Sunday 25th August, Tottenham Hotspur, Trans, transfer window, West Ham United, Wolverhampton Wanderers

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Votes:	9649	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We are currently at the top of the leaderboard after Match week 1, just like Brighton and Hove Albion in the English Premier League. Our transfer window was so strong, it’s like we signed Messi and Ronaldo!

Join us for epic battles like Brighton and Hove Albion vs Manchester United or Manchester City vs Ipswich Town. Who knows, maybe we’ll even have a match between Minecraft mobs and players! Crystal Palace vs West Ham United? More like Creeper Palace vs Enderman United!

And don’t miss out on our special events like the Aston Villa vs Arsenal showdown, where players will have to build their bases while dodging TNT explosions and zombie hordes. It’s like a real-life Minecraft Hunger Games!

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest adventures and battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world!

SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

amv, AMV Reddit, Anime, better, chloe, comparison, Edition, Gospel of Yarei, Music, reddit, Share, Share the Gospel, Spice, spice and wolf, SpicyWolfCraft, tXMUCfXwv7k, Video, Wolf, Yarei, Yarei vs Chloe, YdFwnT9ciVZfQMp

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	6472	Alien Abductions:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

Allies, America, Beautiful, beauty standards, Bitches, body shaming, Disgusting, German, german women, germany, Hideous, hot women, obese, old hags, physical appearance, Stereotypes, tight young beauties, Ugly, UglyCraft, vile whales, war aftermath, Women, ww2

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	287
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

benefit, children, dad, Dads, decision, determined, Economy, education, family, Future, growth, humor, Inheritance, italy, Kids, Legacy, Minecraft, opportunity, parenting, Plan, Server, success, trend, Unstoppable

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, Arrogant, Backlash, COMEBACK, Community, criticism, demand for change, Disappointment, Expectations, Fans, hololive, internet culture, Minecraft, online entertainment, Prideful, QUEENS, respawn, Retribution, self-centered, streaming, teach a lesson, Ultimate, virtual idols, zombie

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Divine Spears Created:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

0/10 gameplay, avoid at all costs, avoid this game, Awful, DISAPPOINTING, frustrating, Garbage, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, not recommended, not worth playing, not worth the hype, Overrated, poorly made, regret buying, terrible controls, terrible design, Unplayable, Waste of Money, Waste of time, worst game, worst game ever

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Star Shards Collected:	73	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Animals Bred:	118

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

Ade, apnews, Checkers, Chud, chuds, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, Debunked, Disinformation, Edition, evidence based, fact, fact check, fact-checking, fake news, false claims, health, infertility, Minecraft, Misinformation, pilpul, Propaganda, Science, vaccine, VAIDS

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Animals Bred:	94
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	233
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Sheet, pawns, Skills, Steam page, Succubus Edition, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

addiction, Adventure, Alluring, aroma, attractive, bad habit, blocky, butt, cigarettes, Dangerous, desire, fetish, Girls, hot, Irresistible, kicking, pheromones, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smoking, taboo, temptation

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	7625	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Animals Bred:	147	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Star Shards Collected:	100	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

ANNOY, ANNOYING, AskReddit, Community, CraftyRedditors, discussion, Friend, funny, humor, internet, madness, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, Pet Peeves, questions, reddit, reddit community, reddit users, shitposts, social media, trolling

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HomerlessCraft

athletes, ballparks, baseball, Batting, Competition, dingers, games, grand slams, Hitting, home runs, HomerlessCraft, MLB, no homers, Players, power hitters, Records, s/furno homers, sluggers, sports, statistics, Teams

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!