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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8769 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 44 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic cuz it’s like a magical land where u can replace all the gross animal fats with, like, super cool plant unsaturated fats. it’s like a health spa for ur Minecraft character, dude. u can, like, literally see the blood fat profiles changing in real time as u make the switch. it’s like a science experiment but in Minecraft. plus, the oil looks so shiny and pretty in the game, it’s like u have a fancy chef cooking for u all the time. join now and level up ur health game while u play Minecraft, it’s like a win-win situation, bro.
