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Crafty Creepers – Where Everyone is Welcome (except for griefers)

anti-black, Blacks, colleges, commencement speech, Crafty, CREEPERS, FIRED, Gay, Griefers, harvard, influential, Israel, jew supremacist, Jews, Muslim speaker, muslims, protesting Israel, racism, racist beginnings, sats, standardized test scores, University, valedictorian

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magic Items Found:	8440	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Votes:	4597
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world and dive into a world of pure fun and adventure! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD stories that will make you want to hit that join button right now!

Did you hear about the highly influential university that canceled a Muslim speaker for absolutely no reason? That’s right, suspected racism at its finest! But fear not, on our server, everyone is welcome no matter what their background is. We embrace diversity like no other!

And get this, a black Harvard Gay was actually fired for not supporting Israel! Can you believe it? On our server, we encourage freedom of speech and expression, no matter how outrageous it may be!

But wait, there’s more! Harvard is now using standardized test scores again, after originally stopping because they were deemed racist. Now that black students are protesting Israel, they bring back the “racist anti-black SATs”. On our server, we believe in fairness and equality for all players, no matter what their test scores may be!

So what are you waiting for? Join our INSANE Minecraft server today and let the adventure begin!

2 Years Breaks Up Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, breaks, Breakup, Cheating, Communication, Cultural differences, DATING, Deception, emotional manipulation, forgiveness, Gender Roles, HEARTBREAK, International relationships, JOKE, Lies, love, Minecraft, reconciliation, relationship, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Trust, Years

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being banned from servers for ridiculous reasons like accidentally breaking a block or saying “lol” too many times in chat? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride of drama and chaos as we navigate through the treacherous waters of friendship and betrayal. Rumor has it that our admin once broke up with a player for two whole years over a joke, only to come back like nothing happened. And don’t even get us started on the love triangles and quadrangles that happen on the daily.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its insane competitions where players have to prove their worth in challenges like building the tallest tower out of nothing but dirt blocks or racing pigs through obstacle courses. Can women in your country compete with ours? Join us and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

What is the IP for Failboat Minecraft Server?

Failboat, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Failboat is a popular YouTuber known for his comedic gaming content and Let’s Play videos. With a witty and engaging personality, he has amassed a large following for his entertaining and lighthearted approach to gaming. Alongside his signature Failboat Plays series, he also creates reaction videos and gaming tutorials, showcasing his love for all things gaming.

Hazy Reverb Minecraft Server #3

appstore, Current Banner, debut teaser, download links, EN Data Dump, Events, FAQ, Gacha Banner, google play, Haze Reverb General, hazy, HRG, JP wiki., Minecraft, News, Official Links, official site, official trailer, Official X, Official youtube, redemption codes, Resources, reverb, Server, SR Maria, SSR Lina, Starfall Into Marsh of Darkness, Trailer, useful links

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	3666	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Imagine a world where you can team up with SSR Lina and SR Maria to conquer the Marsh of Darkness. Battle your way through hordes of mobs and uncover hidden treasures that will make you the envy of all your friends.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like Starfall Into Marsh of Darkness where you can win epic loot and bragging rights for days. And don’t forget about our Gacha Banner featuring Lina and Maria – because who wouldn’t want to add them to their collection?

So what are you waiting for? Download our server now from the AppStore or Google Play and start your epic journey today. And remember, the redemption code CWCX0401 will give you a head start on your quest for greatness.

Join us now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft like never before!

2024 is basically over and Baldur’s Gate 3 is still the… Minecraft SMP

2024.., Baldur’s Gate 3 updates, Baldurs, baldurs gate 3, BASICALLY, CONTENT, DLCs, free, full price, Game, Gate, goty, larian, Larian’s next game, Minecraft, next game, next RPG, RPG, smp, subclasses, the, Twelve subclasses, Updates, WAIT

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5421
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time! Forget about Baldur’s Gate 3, our server is the real game of the year contender. We have twelve new Minecraft subclasses coming soon, and they’re all free! That’s right, FREE!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly NPCs. Don’t wait for Larian’s next game, join us now for the ultimate RPG experience in Minecraft. Who needs GOTY when you have our insane server to play on? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixelosis

Anarchy, Bosses, Creative, Custom Enchants, Economy, Events, Factions, Konquest Plugin, Land claiming, Minigames, MobSpawn, Modded, Player Shops, PvP, Raid, Sethome, Skyblock, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Runes Activated:	8

Survival Anarchy+ Anarchy survival expirence but a little less hardcore with TPA and SetHome

+ Factions Survival server with Konquest Plugin Coming soon!

pixeloza.fun

ExtraCraft Minecraft Server

commie fuck, coping mechanisms, extra income, extra job, ExtraCraft, Free Time, holiday earnings, job applications, Job Search, long tail tags, Minecraft, money making, procrastination, scary procrastinator, Server, stackmaxx, student benefits, student gibs, Student Life, STUDIES, Time management, time slipping away, updating CV

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5162

Are you tired of procrastinating and letting time slip away like sand through your fingers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a concept! Join us and procrastinate to your heart’s content without any consequences.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical shekels that you can earn by stackingmaxxing like a pro. Use these shekels to buy all the virtual goodies your heart desires and become the wealthiest player in the land.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of procrastination. Will you be the one to unlock the mysteries of time and space while earning those sweet, sweet shekels?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and procrastinate your way to riches and glory!

Good Morning Saars Minecraft SMP

bob, bob and vagene, Buy, buy russian wife, fellow, Good, good morning, how much, Jeetbros, long tail, Minecraft, morning, Russian, saars, Sexy, sexy wife, smp, tags, Vagene, Wife

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Crops Grown:	6898
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	163
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Star Shards Collected:	198	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dimension Hops:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can trade diamonds for sexy Russian wife bob and vagene! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base with your new Russian spouse while fending off creepers and zombies. Who needs diamonds when you can have a sexy Russian wife by your side? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and start your wacky journey on our server!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

20, Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Social, Survival, survival mode, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

5r.vanilla-box.ru

Isekai Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Anime, Character development, Cultural differences, escapism, Exploration, fantasy world, future of isekai, isekai, Isekai genre, light novels, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, native isekai, parallel universe, plot twists, Protagonist, Reincarnation, Server, storytelling, virtual reality, world-building

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6252
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a whole new world – literally! Our server is the ultimate native isekai experience, where you’ll find yourself transported to a land filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and even a talking llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even have a dance-off with a group of friendly Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows where native isekai will take you next!

The Lost Miner – Minecraft SMP /tlm/ #158

2NDANNIVERSARYGIFT, Base incidents, Broken Frontline, CN Banner History, CN Levelling Calculator, CN Schedule, CN Tier List, CN Wiki, codes, Crimebrand priority, Dark Area, Detailed Tier list, Directional Arrest, Eugenics, Event Arrest, Fated Pursuit, Guide Compilation, Hypercube income, Lost, Minecraft, miner, Nasty, New Event, No Gangs Land, Path to Nowhere General, ptng, Roaring Wasteland, Routine Arrest, secret societies, Shop efficiency, Sinner Build Guides, smp, Timeless Solitude, tlm, ZONE-04

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchantments Applied:	171
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane events like [No Gangs Land], where you’ll have to survive without any gangs to back you up. Or how about [Roaring Wasteland], where you’ll be arrested for crimes you didn’t even know you committed!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for [Fated Pursuit], where you’ll be chased down by mysterious figures for reasons unknown. And don’t forget about [Timeless Solitude], where you’ll be stuck in a never-ending cycle of loneliness. And if you’re feeling really brave, tackle the [ZONE-04] Dark Area Stage 16, where things get really crazy.

But that’s not all! We have detailed tier lists, crimebrand priorities, and even Sinner Build Guides to help you navigate this wild world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to include /ptng/ in your sig when applying to our exclusive Secret Societies like NAsty and EUgenics. And don’t forget to redeem the code 2NDANNIVERSARYGIFT before it expires on Nov 27th! See you on the server, adventurer! 🌟🔥🤪 #MinecraftMadness