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SkyrimLooted Minecraft Server

Adventure, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, first time, Frustration, gameplay, Gaming, hours in, Immersive, Incredible, Looting, looting mechanics, looting system, Minecraft, open world, RPG, Server, Skyrim, SkyrimLooted, treasure hunting, Understanding, video games

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Magic Items Found:	7100
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where looting is even more epic than in Skyrim! Imagine finding a diamond sword in a chest and realizing it shoots fireballs when you swing it – that’s the kind of loot you can expect here.

But be warned, after 10 hours of playing, you’ll start to understand just how terrible it is… terrible for your social life because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, insane stories, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Skyrim when you can have all this and more in our Minecraft world? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

DuelCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 6, Banlist, database, Decklists, dng, DuelCraft, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, master duel, Minecraft, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, Ultimate, upcoming releases, Yugipedia

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more broken than your last relationship? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of glitching through walls, falling into endless pits, and encountering mobs that are more unpredictable than your ex on a bad day.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of madness is happening. Join us for a chance to witness the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has more twists and turns than a soap opera. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a surprise lava trap or a friendly creeper looking for a hug. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, boundaries in co-parenting, child’s well-being, co parenting, co-sleeping, Communication, counseling, custody, DadCraft, family dynamics, Gaslighting, Girlfriend, introducing new partners, Minecraft, parental rights, parenting disagreements, relationship boundaries, Server, taking son back, trust issues, visitation schedule

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6069
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you never know what crazy antics will happen next!

Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected surprises, just like the time I went to pick up my son and ended up in a shoe swap scandal! Who knew shoes could cause so much chaos?

But that’s not all – we also have intense arguments, like the one I had with my co-parent about introducing new partners to our child. It was like a soap opera, complete with gaslighting and accusations flying left and right!

And don’t even get me started on the time I caught a mysterious woman sitting in the car with my co-parent. Who is she? What is she doing here? The suspense is killing me!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs scripted storylines when you have real-life craziness like this?

DadCraftFamDrama

adoption issues, communication breakdown, DadCraftFamDrama, emotional intelligence, emotional trauma, extended family drama, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gatherings, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family secrets, family tension, Generational conflict, parent-child relationships, Resentment

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	New Chunks Explored:	277393
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my dad’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and zero family drama (unless you bring it with you, in which case, please leave it at the door).

Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, but without the awkward conversations and passive-aggressive comments. Explore our vast world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t judge you for hating being loved for over 40 years.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we don’t have any emotionally unstable stepfathers trying to explain their actions to you. Plus, we have a cool name like Morgan that will make you light up every time you log in. And if you ever feel like you’re in the middle of a Minecraft family feud, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with Facebook messages from angry relatives telling you to think before you speak.

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than to deal with passive-aggressive aunts and uncles. See you in the game!

Crafty F Off Zone

colloquialism, Communication, Crafty, Cursing, Diplomacy, discretion, Etiquette, expletive, Expression, Language, Manners, offensive, Polite, politeness, Rude, Slang, Social Interaction, swear words, tact, vulgarity, Zone

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Chimeras Created:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Star Shards Collected:	183	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people are too polite to tell you to “fuck off”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to say it in the most creative and hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner sass shine. Who knew telling someone to “fuck off” could be so entertaining? So come on, join us and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Camp, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, international relations, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, Négotiation, news headline, peace process, political tension, RETALIATION, Senior official, Server, truce talks, violence, Withdrawal

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Gaza up in here! We got Hamas withdrawin’ from truce talks left and right, just like players withdrawin’ from PvP battles when they see me comin’! Senior officials be sayin’ we got more drama than a soap opera, but hey, that just adds to the fun, amirite? So come on down and join the chaos, cuz ain’t nothin’ boring ’bout this server!

GeoDetainedCraft

#authorities, GeoDetainedCraft, Georgian citizen, illegal detention, occupation line, Report, Russian forces

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crops Grown:	7850	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, there’s this totally wild story about Russian forces trying to mess with a Georgian citizen near the occupation line. But, like, don’t worry, that won’t happen on our server because we have magical protection spells that keep all the crazies away. Plus, we have unicorns and dragons roaming around, so it’s like a fantasy land up in here. Join us for the ultimate adventure and never worry about getting detained by Russian forces again!

ColdBrewCrafts

ALE, bar, Beer, Beverages, brewed, brewed coffee, cafe, Chilled, coffee, cold, cold beer, ColdBrewCrafts, drink, latte, Refreshing, room temp, Room temperature, Stout, Temperature, Warm, warm beer

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Runes Activated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Star Shards Collected:	62
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Not to mention, our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their potato cannons. And our zombies? They’re all trained dancers, busting out the Thriller dance like it’s nobody’s business.

Oh, and did I mention our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the creepers? Yeah, they love to relax and unwind after a long day of exploding stuff. So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Let’s get this party started, baby!

Block and Load: Kid-Safe Server

BLOCK, child safety, child welfare, children, Crime Prevention, data analysis, data interpretation, firearm deaths, firearm regulations, gun control, Gun Violence, homicide prevention, kidsafe, LOAD, mental health, policy implications, public health, reduce murders, reduce suicides, research study, Server, statistical analysis, Suicide prevention, US gun laws

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	New Chunks Explored:	371728
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting murdered is your boredom! we have more fun than a barrel of creepers at a block party! our server is so lit, it’s like a lava pool in the nether!

we got more than 6,700 ways to off yourself in style with our suicide-themed challenges! jump off a cliff, drown in a lake, get blown up by a creeper – the possibilities are endless! but wait, there’s more! we also have over 10,200 murder mysteries for you to solve! who killed steve? was it herobrine? or maybe it was a sneaky enderman!

join now and experience the thrill of child firearm deaths in a safe and virtual environment! who knew gun laws could be so much fun?! don’t miss out on all the action – join our server today and let the chaos begin!

GhoulTime COPY OF FANTAIM FOR YOU AND FRIENDS Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, COPY OF FANTAIM, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Friends, Gaming, GhoulTime, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	226	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5

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