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BlinkenCraft Minecraft Server

actions, blinken, BlinkenCraft, China, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Discrepancies, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Minecraft, Mismatch, News, Peace, Reuters, Secretary of State, Server, Statements, Ukraine, united states, Words, world affairs

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	186	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your house! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons and battle evil zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and build epic structures with us! we have a roller coaster that takes you through a nether portal and drops you into a pool of lava (don’t worry, you respawn right after)!

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventures ever! who needs peace in Ukraine when you can have peace in our minecraft world instead? trust me, it’s way more fun!

BeirutBoomCraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

so like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, this server is like that but on steroids! we got crazy battles and epic loot that will make u feel like a total boss.

join us and u might even get the chance to take down a senior Hezbollah terrorist like Hassan Khalil Yassin in an intense strike on Beirut! yeah, we don’t mess around here.

so if u wanna experience the most adrenaline-pumping, heart-pounding action in Minecraft, then come on over and join us. but be warned, once u start playing on this server, u won’t be able to stop. it’s that addicting.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Animal Hide and Seek

animal, Animal Behavior, Awareness, blending in, CAMOUFLAGE, common, everyday encounters, Familiar, hidden, Hide, Nature, nature walks, Observation, Repetition, Seek, subtle presence, UNNOTICED, unnoticed beauty, unnoticed creatures, wildlife, wildlife photography, wildlife sightings

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	190
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	705	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A ZOO BUT WITH MINECRAFT ANIMALS. WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT SING OPERA, AND CHICKENS THAT DO STAND-UP COMEDY. YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED WITH THESE CRAZY CREATURES AROUND. JOIN NOW IF YOU WANNA SEE THE WILDEST ANIMALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY.

ISO SMP: The 18+ Vanilla Ice-cream Society – No Crying over Hermit-craft!

#icecream, +18, Active players, Anti-Xray, chest locking plugin, Community, crying, custom armor stand, Custom Economy, Deathchest, Discord, hermit-craft style, hermitcraft, home, Invisible item frames, iso, miniblocs, Mob Heads, player heads, Server, Shops, smp, society, Vanilla, Vein Miner

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

ISO SMP Overview

Server Launch Date	2024-09-10
Community	18+
Features	Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, Server on 24/7, custom armor stand, miniblocs

Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, the community is 18+.
What are some of the unique features on the server?	Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, custom armor stand, miniblocs.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is available 24/7 for players to enjoy.
How can I join the community on discord?	Click on the provided link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

Wistoria Battle Isekai Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Antagonist, battle, battle isekai, challenge, Competition, determination, FANTASY, frieren, isekai, Kingdom, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, power struggle, Protagonist, Rivalry, Server, steal, strength, Throne, warrior, Wistoria

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Star Shards Collected:	243	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Void Gems Collected:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy isekai adventure! Join us in the land of Wistoria where you can battle it out with Frieren for the ultimate throne! Will you be able to steal the crown and become the ruler of this wacky world? With insane battles, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle for the throne begin!

Amazing News Minecraft SMP: Owari No Seraph Anime Trademark Renewed For 10 Years

10 years, 2024.., amazing, amazing news, Anime, August 16th, Coming Soon, extended, Minecraft, News, Owari, Owari no Seraph, Renewed, season 3, Seraph, shueisha, smp, Trademark, TV adaptation, Years

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a TV anime adaptation that never ends! We’ve extended the IP for 10 years by Shueisha because our server is just that epic. Season 3 is coming soon, so join now to be a part of the action-packed adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few vampire slayers. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CroissantCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Argument, Assumptions, Bakery, being right, chocolate croissant, Communication, croissant, CroissantCraft, facts, husband, INFORMATION, lashing out, learning, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Opinions, personal beliefs, reactions, relationships, Server, sharing

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value facts and opinions just as much as we value building epic structures! Join us if you want to learn new things and share your knowledge, just like the time I tried to educate my husband about chocolate croissants and it ended in a heated argument about pastries.

On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.

So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.

TruthfulDave’sCraftLand

aita, chemotherapy facility, confronting lies, Deception, dishonesty, fake illness, fake relationships, faked cancer, faked jobs, faked military service, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, multiple marriages, standing up for truth, toxic relationships, truth telling, TruthfulDavesCraftLand, Uncle Dave, uncovering lies

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	251	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	970	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing faker than Uncle Dave’s cancer is the diamonds you’ll find underground! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like Uncle Dave’s fake military service and his endless lies to impress women.

But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.

So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!

WorkdayWonders Minecraft SMP

achievement, Best day at work, Career Growth, employee recognition, job fulfillment, job satisfaction, Minecraft, motivation, positive feedback, productivity, professional development, smp, Stress Management, success, team collaboration, Time management, work environment, work relationships, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration, WorkdayWonders, workplace culture

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Divine Spears Created:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	2697	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us for a day filled with epic battles against giant chickens, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and trying to survive the wrath of the infamous “Troll King” who will prank you at every turn.

Forget about peaceful farming and trading, on our server you’ll be dodging explosive sheep, racing against flying pigs, and trying to outbuild a group of mischievous leprechauns.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride and want to experience Minecraft like never before, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose after a hard day of terrorizing players.

DrunkCraft: Stupid Shenanigans

alcohol, alcohol-fueled mistakes, alcohol-induced, bad decisions, blackout, Drunk, DrunkCraft, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, embarrassing stories, Foolish, funny, hangover, intoxicated, intoxicated behavior, mistake, Party, partying, regretful, regrettable actions, Shenanigans, silly, stupid

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8702	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to let loose and have a good time!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also trying to survive against a horde of zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). But be careful, because these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for blood and will stop at nothing to take you down.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you die in the game, you have to do a ridiculous dance in real life and post it in our Discord server for everyone to see. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see just how crazy things can get when you mix Minecraft with a healthy dose of insanity. Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens – they’re not to be messed with.