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NukeCraft404

emergency response, energy crisis, equipment failure, incident investigation, maintenance, malfunction, nuclear energy, Nuclear Power Plant, Nuclear Reactor, NukeCraft404, operational disruption, plant safety, plant shutdown, power generation, power outage, reactor problem, regulatory compliance, Russian, safety concern, technical issue, unit shutdown

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magic Items Found:	2211	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Void Armor Forged:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

OMG U GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN RUSSIAN NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS CAN’T HANDLE THE HEAT! ONE OF THE UNITS MALFUNCTIONED BECAUSE IT COULDN’T HANDLE THE AWESOMENESS OF OUR SERVER! JOIN US NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE EPICNESS! MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN GET SUPERPOWERS FROM THE RADIATION, WHO KNOWS?! 😂🔥🚀 #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

MirrorCraft: Younger Me

“Youth, aging, Identity, introspection, MIRROR, MirrorCraft, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, younger

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Potions Brewed:	40
New Chunks Explored:	13741	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

lol come join dis minecraft server where u can see ur younger self in the mirror!! it’s like a time machine but in a blocky world lmao. u can relive ur glory days of being a total noob and building ur first dirt house. plus, the mirror also shows u what u would look like if u were a creeper or a zombie. it’s wild, man. so come on over and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #mirrorselfies #minecrafttimecapsule

CraftyQueens: No Compromise, Just Blocks

advocacy, Bengali women, blocks, compromise, CraftyQueens, cultural norms, discrimination, domestic violence, empowerment, gender inequality, gender-based violence, heterosexual, intersectionality, Leave, patriarchal family, social justice, socio-legal ecosystem, South Asia, support services, survey, victims’ rights, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	848184
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we don’t deal with no patriarchal nonsense! We got bengali women surveying left and right, making sure everyone is treated right! Our actors are top-notch, upholding victims’ rights like it’s their job (which it is lol).

We don’t force anyone to compromise, we’re all about that freedom, baby! Leave the patriarchal family behind and join our wacky world where everyone is equal and free to build, mine, and have a blast! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of something truly special!

Surviving Scriptures: Where ARG’s puzzle voices struggle to whitelist the brand new season!

Adventure, args, Bosses, brand, Discord, Enhancements, Game Master, legend, Lore, Map, menu screens, merchant ship, Minecraft, Montania, Nether, Otto, Portals, Progression, puzzle, Quality-of-life improvements, Riddles, Rings, Scriptures, sea creatures, Season, smp, Struggle, Surviving, underwater exploration, VOICES, Whitelist

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Features
Unique Seasonal Decay Mechanics
Epic Boss Fights
New 1.1 Update release
Immersive Lore and Puzzle
Game Master Role
Community Events
Immersive Portals
Server Enhancements
Quality of Life Improvements

FAQ

1. How can I join the Scriptures SMP server?

You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided and filling out the application form.

2. What is unique about the Scriptures SMP server?

The server features seasonal decay mechanics, epic boss fights, immersive lore and puzzles, and a Game Master role where players can compete to design puzzles for the server.

3. Are there any community events on the server?

Yes, there are community events such as Otto coming to trade rare goods on the merchant ship.

4. Can I explore a custom world with secrets and mystery on the server?

Yes, players can explore a custom world with immersive portals and hidden secrets to uncover.

5. What is the current update for the server?

The server has a new 1.1 update release with new sea creatures, bosses, and underwater exploration.

6. Are there any limitations on the server?

Currently, the nether is disabled to limit the fast rate of progression for players.

IncelVTubeMCServer

community standards, cyberbullying, digital communities, digital harassment, discussion, fan problem, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, incel, IncelVTubeMCServer, internet culture, male entitlement, Misogyny, online harassment, online moderation, online safety, online toxicity, social media, toxic behavior, virtual personalities, Vtuber

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of dealing with incel vtuber fans infiltrating your Minecraft server? Look no further! Join our server where we have a strict no incel policy and a team of trained moderators ready to ban anyone who even dares to mention a vtuber!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Just be warned, the Pigman King is armed with a diamond sword and a killer dance move that will leave you shaking in your diamond boots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us rid the world of incel vtuber fans once and for all!

LostCoin Minecraft Server

coping strategies, coping with loss, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency investment, dealing with loss, digital assets, emotional distress, Emotional support, ethereum, Financial Advice, financial loss, financial recovery, financial setback, financial stress, Investment, long-term investment., Lost Money, LostCoin, Minecraft, personal finance, portfolio management, risk management, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Animals Bred:	63
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

So you just lost 20 eth and you’re feeling down? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll forget all about your crypto woes as you embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and make friends with virtual llamas who give out financial advice (trust us, they know their stuff). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you richer than Elon Musk on a good day. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the eth losses be a thing of the past!

NoSeatForKidsCraft

balance, blisters, child, child-free, disabled, Elderly, EMBARRASSMENT, ENTITLEMENT, giving up seat, long journey, NoSeatForKidsCraft, parents, pet peeve, Pregnant, priority, public transport, public transportation, refusal, social etiquette, standing, Subway

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4701	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3649

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can assert your dominance and stand your ground? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to never give up their seat, even in virtual worlds!

Join our server and show everyone that you won’t be pushed around by entitled parents and their demanding children. Stand firm, even if you have virtual blisters on your feet (ouch!).

Don’t let anyone make you feel like the bad guy for prioritizing your own comfort and journey. Join us and be the hero who doesn’t give in to societal pressure. Are you the Asshole? Not on our server!

HateCraft Minecraft Server

HateCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Do you hate when people build ugly dirt houses in Minecraft? Do you cringe at the sight of someone using cobblestone for everything? Well, then you need to join our server ASAP! We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, because let’s face it, nobody wants to look at that eyesore while playing. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will haunt your dreams if you dare to build something hideous on our server. So come join us and show off your building skills, or risk facing the wrath of the legendary Herobrine!

BlockyBetrayal

BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayal, broken trust, Cheating, cheating boyfriend, cheating girlfriend, Cheating husband, cheating partner, cheating spouse, cheating wife, Deception, discovering infidelity, emotional pain, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Love Lost, painful discovery, relationship problems, relationships, Trust, unfaithful partner

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	9667	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting cheated on again! Why? Because our server is filled with loyal and trustworthy players who would never betray you like that. In fact, we have a special plugin that alerts you if anyone on the server is even thinking about cheating on you in real life. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of protection on any other server.

Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who are experts at catching cheaters. They will peck anyone who tries to cheat on you, ensuring that your love life remains drama-free in the Minecraft world.

So come join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to a community that has your back, no matter what. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NATOWarzone Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, Medvedev, Military, Minecraft, nato, NATOWarzone, opposition, peace negotiations, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9614
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dimension Hops:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

so, liek, u no how russia’s medvedev is all liek “if ukraine join nato, we go to war”? well, dis server is liek dat, but with less war and more blocky fun! join dis server and u can build ur own nato alliance or start a war with ur frenemies! we got crazy mods dat let u do all sorts of wacky stuff, like ride pigs into battle or turn ur enemies into chickens! plus, our community is so lit, u’ll never wanna leave! come join da madness and see for urself! who needs nato when u got dis epic minecraft server?!