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Massive Goon’s Block Party

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a spoon! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out gold blocks, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the chaos and craziness of our server forever!

CraftyShadowverse – Where Pixels Meet Cards

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further than our server inspired by the epic world of Shadowverse! Join us for a wild ride filled with gacha leaders like Kyrzael and Signa, battling it out with Teresa in our exclusive Battle Pass leaderboard.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updated with crazy events like Hero Battle GP where you can win Naterra/Aiolon Story Character Sleeves. And don’t forget to check out our Shadowverse Anime and Evolve TCG for even more fun.

With a deckbuilder, card & leader database, and decklists galore, you’ll never run out of strategies to dominate the competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the 7th Anniversary Poll Results and become a legend in the world of Shadowverse!

Blocky Breakdowns

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a self-imposed asylum? Do you long for friends, a girlfriend, or just some human interaction in general? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to your lonely days, as you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are just as quirky and weird as you are. Need a girlfriend? No problem! Our server is filled with femanons just waiting to meet their Minecraft soulmate.

Don’t let the real world get you down, escape to our virtual world where you can build, explore, and make friends without ever having to touch that dreaded grass. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best (virtual) life!

BlueArchiveMC – Where even the anime is better than our server!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! We’ve got more excitement than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of cake (yes, it’s edible!). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you fall off your virtual block.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to fly like a majestic Ender Dragon and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Plus, our staff members are actually wizards in disguise, ready to grant your every wish (as long as it involves Minecraft, of course).

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our wacky world of wonder? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty AF: Where even Steve can’t figure it out!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of constantly getting tangled up in your own balls while trying to sleep naked? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a ball-free sleeping experience! Our virtual world is so immersive that you won’t even remember you have balls to begin with! Join us now for the most ball-less sleep of your life!

Exes and O’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely creeper in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save you from the heartbreak of romantic movies reminding you of your ex! Join us and escape into a world where the only love story is between you and your diamond pickaxe. Say goodbye to Puppy Love 2023 and hello to a server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

Zombie Rave: Where Dead or Alive is Always a Thriller

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8940
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of giant chickens, or if you want to participate in epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Dead or Alive” event where players have to survive against waves of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests, but beware of the exploding sheep that guard them. And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So why do we hate Dead or Alive, again? Because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dead set on is never leaving! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

BandCraft – Where Girls Rock the Party! #889

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a touch of insanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that our server is powered by the magical energy of dancing butterflies in a lustrous glass forest? That’s right, our gachas are filled with rare characters like Shiro, Nanami, and Fusuke, ready to join you on your quest for glory.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Auftakt of the Flickering Flames,” will test your skills and bravery as you face off against fiery foes and earn epic rewards. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming event, “It’s MyGO!!!!!,” where you’ll have the chance to team up with the legendary MyGO!!!!! himself.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of madness and mayhem, where Engrish is spoken perfectly, and the cries of lost children echo in the night. Join now and let the fun begin!

GirlCraft: Where Even Minecraft Characters Have Drama

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchantments Applied:	74
Star Shards Collected:	241	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one knows who the best girl is? Look no further! Our server not only knows who the best girl is, but we have a whole shrine dedicated to her! Join us and bask in the glory of the one true best girl.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such sick dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

YuriCraft: Where Girl-on-Girl Cheating is More Popular Than Girl-on-Guy!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drama is as dry as a desert biome? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more girl-on-girl cheating than a scandalous yuri anime, and let me tell you, the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and love triangles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server!