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CraftyCreeperz

Accountability, activism, advocacy, civil liberties, controversy, CraftyCreeperz, Diplomacy, FOREIGN AID, funding cut, funding reduction, germany, Government, human rights organizations, human rights violations, international relations, Israel-Germany relations, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, non-profit organizations, Politics, transparency

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ores Mined:	1018	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

So, like, have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the cows do the cha-cha slide? I know, right?! And get this, the sheep can actually talk and they tell the funniest jokes! Plus, there’s this secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie chickens and skeleton cows. It’s like a party in your computer, dude! Join now before the unicorns take over and make everyone wear sparkly tutus!

Biscuit Bird Immunity

avian anatomy, avian diet, bird, bird behavior, bird digestion, bird feeding, bird health, bird wellness, Birds, biscuit, biscuit consumption, Biscuits, decay prevention, dental care, dental health, dental immunity, eating habits, immune, immunity, no teeth, oral hygiene, tooth decay, toothless birds

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2859
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where birds eat biscuits without getting tooth decay!! yes, you heard that right, our server is so magical that even the birds are immune to decay because they don’t have teeth!! imagine the possibilities of a world where birds rule and biscuits are their currency. join now and witness the chaos as the biscuit-eating birds take over the server, creating a new civilization where dental hygiene is a thing of the past. who needs teeth when you have biscuits, are we right?? don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft server out there. join now and let the biscuit-eating birds show you a whole new world of toothless fun!

Leg Pore Love Connection

Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal communication, animal physiology, animal studies, arachnids, Connection, entomology, female pheromones, insect senses, leg, love, male orb-weaver spiders, mating behavior, pheromone detection, Pore, scientific research, sensilla, sensory organs, spider anatomy, spider behavior, spider legs, spider reproduction, spider research

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Emeralds Found:	7378
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Yo, imagine being a spider and sniffing out your next date with your leg pores. Well, that’s basically what’s happening on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the wild world of spider romance in a way you never thought possible. Who needs Tinder when you have leg pores, am I right? So come on over and spin some webs with us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Vault 1.21.4

1.21.4, 2024.., Archiving, archiving platform, archiving project, archiving service, chat history, Chatpic Archive, data archiving, data backup, data management, data retention, digital memory, digital preservation, internet history, long term, online storage, PIXEL, PRESENT, pussyarchive, social media, VAULT, website backup

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	996554	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a time capsule of the internet! They’re archiving everything from 2024 till now, like, what even is reality anymore? It’s like a trip down the rabbit hole, man. Plus, they got a secret stash of cat pics that will blow your mind! Join now and let’s unravel the mysteries of the universe together!

Bday Trip Minecraft Server

BDay, birthday celebration, birthday dilemma, Birthday Party, birthday plans, birthday tradition, birthday trip, birthday trip with boyfriend, celebration, Commitment, conflicting schedules, family, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Party, prioritize, relationships, Server, sibling rivalry, tradition, trip, twin sister, Twins

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Are you tired of birthday drama and torn between celebrating with your twin sister or your boyfriend? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life dilemmas!

Join our server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Build extravagant birthday parties for your virtual twin sister or go on thrilling trips with your in-game boyfriend – the possibilities are endless!

Don’t miss out on the chance to prioritize pixelated relationships over real ones, because on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time. So come on, join us and let’s celebrate birthdays in the most outrageous way possible!

PixelProblems

body image, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, counseling, dieting, eating disorder, emotional well being, Marriage, mental health, PixelProblems, Projection, relationships, self esteem, self love, self talk, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image, weight issues

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of hearing about weight loss and calorie counting every time you sit down for a meal on your Minecraft server? Look no further, because on our server, we only talk about the important things – like building epic castles and battling creepers!

Join us and escape the constant weight talk that plagues your real life. No more listening to your husband obsess over his weight while you’re trying to enjoy a snack. On our server, the only thing you’ll be counting is the number of diamonds you’ve mined.

So come on over and leave the weight talk behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us on the most weight-obsession-free Minecraft server out there!

Oddly ArousingCraft

ArousingCraft, bizarre arousal, eccentric pleasures, fetish, kink, kinky quirks, odd turn ons, oddly, offbeat interests, outlandish kinks, peculiar fantasies, peculiar turn-ons, quirky preferences, strange attractions, taboo desires, uncommon fetishes, uncommon turn-ons, unconventional desires, unique arousal, unusual fetishes, unusual turn-ons, weird turn-ons

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8579
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Are you a fan of Minecraft but tired of the same old boring servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Boogeyman, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe. And if that’s not enough to get your blocky heart racing, we also have a secret hot tub hidden in the Nether where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining.

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine! Who knows, you might just find that special something that turns you on in a way you never thought possible.

AbortCraft Minecraft Server

AbortCraft, abortion, criminal charges, criminalization, england, Healthcare, healthcare professionals, HUMAN RIGHTS, law change, legal reform, Legal System, legislation, medical leaders, Minecraft, prosecutions, reproductive healthcare, reproductive rights, Server, social justice, unprecedented rise, wales, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like, totally insane! We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. He’s like, “Roarrrr, let me be part of this epicness!” And we’re all like, “Sure, bro, just don’t eat all the cake.”

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s our little secret.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

StreetKidRescueCamp

Africa, Camp, Child protection, child welfare, children, community service, HUMAN RIGHTS, intervention, Islamic police, law enforcement, Nigeria, Rehabilitation, religious extremism, religious policing, Roundup, Social Issues, social justice, street children, StreetKidRescueCamp, streets, vulnerable populations

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Towns Built:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

So, like, you wanna join this crazy Minecraft server, right? Well let me tell you, it’s like being in Nigeria but without the Islamic police rounding you up! We don’t put kids in camps, we put them in charge of building epic structures and fighting off creepers. It’s like a rehab for your Minecraft skills, dude. Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Come on, let’s make some magic happen in this wild and wacky world!

Coastal Glow – Summer Nights

city planning, Coastal, coastal development, coastal zones, economic growth, economic trends, environmental conservation, environmental impacts, environmental sustainability, extent, GLOW, growth, Intensity, italy, Italy’s economy, light pollution, NIGHTS, nighttime lights, patterns, study, Summer, sustainable urban planning, urban development

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Runes Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where the nighttime lights are LIT AF just like a summer party in italy’s coastal zones. u can see the economic trends and environmental impacts in a whole new way while building ur own sustainable urban paradise. who knew pixels could be so informative and FUN?! join now and be part of the craziest virtual city planning adventure ever!