Satoru Kousaki MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

LunchCraft Server: UK Edition

Lunchables, lunchables ingredients, LunchCraft, americanized, lunchables uk

Welcome to our Minecraft server where lunchables are not only a thing in the UK, but they are the currency of choice! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, here we trade in lunchables. Want to buy a new enchanted sword? Just toss a few lunchables at the merchant and it’s yours!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Lunchable Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing lunchables from unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down and claim their stash for yourself?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where lunchables reign supreme and anything can happen!

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SMP_CraftyCorpse: “Why are corporations so useless at R&D Minecraft SMP”

Academia, smp, Corporations, research and development, product development

Are you tired of boring old corporations failing at R&D? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a team of mad scientist players who are constantly coming up with wild and wacky inventions that will blow your mind. Forget Apple, join us and experience true innovation like never before. Who needs polished versions of stuff invented elsewhere when you can join our SMP and be a part of the next big Minecraft craze? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly groundbreaking (literally, we’ve got TNT cannons)! Join us now and let your creativity run wild!

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SisterStealsGirlName Minecraft Server

SisterStealsGirlName, Elizabeth, Server, emma, Katherine

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us and experience the thrill of naming your virtual baby only to have your sister-in-law steal it right from under your pixelated nose.

Witness the epic battles between family members over who gets to use the name Seraphina for their Minecraft baby. Will you be the one to stir up drama and make the whole server turn against each other? Or will you rise above the chaos and create a new name for your blocky offspring?

Choose your side wisely, for the fate of the Minecraft world hangs in the balance. Join now and show everyone that you’re not afraid to use your virtual babies as pawns in a game of name-stealing madness. Let the drama begin!

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NudeCraft Beach Party

nude beach, Communication, Respect, nudity, relationship boundaries

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and free as a nude beach in Barcelona? Look no further! Join our server for some skinny dipping fun and crazy adventures with your friends.

Imagine a world where you can strip down to your pixelated birthday suit and dive into the virtual sea with your buddies. Just like the OP’s friends in Barcelona, you can let it all hang out and enjoy the freedom of being naked in Minecraft.

But beware, not everyone may be as cool with nudity as you are. Just like the OP’s girlfriend, some players may get a little salty if they catch a glimpse of your blocky bits. So be prepared for some drama and hilarious misunderstandings along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of nude beach shenanigans, epic builds, and unforgettable moments. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends who are down to get naked in the name of fun!

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MirrorMischief Minecraft SMP

weird, Minecraft, outlandish, Unconventional, odd

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to be as weird as possible in front of a mirror.

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a room full of mirrors. But these aren’t just any mirrors, oh no. These mirrors have magical powers that make you do the weirdest things you’ve ever done in front of a mirror. Dance like a chicken? Check. Sing opera in your underwear? Double check. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the secret mirror hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space. Imagine the chaos you could create with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our mirror-tastic SMP today and let your inner weirdo shine! Just be sure to practice your best dance moves and vocal warm-ups before logging on. Trust us, you’re gonna need them.

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CompliCraft: Made my day!

unexpected appreciation, unexpected kindness, unexpected words, Compliment, unexpected happiness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most unexpected way possible!

Join us for a wild ride where the compliments are as unexpected as a creeper blowing up in your face. Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a fellow player compliments your block-placing skills. How does that make you feel? Like a diamond in the rough, that’s how!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the most outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. Rumor has it that a player once built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tamed a pack of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you feeling like a blocky superstar, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the unexpected!

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BlockCraft: Brazil Shutdown – Minecraft Server

+x, silicon valley, social media, Censorship, blockcraft

so like, this server is so lit that even Elon Musk had to shut down his Brazil operations cuz he couldn’t handle the epicness. our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest adventure of your life. we got dragons that breathe fire and unicorns that poop rainbows. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. let’s goooooo! 🚀🐉🦄💎🌈

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CraftySpy28

#intelligence gathering, security threats, Mossad, MIDDLE EAST, diplomatic relations

hey u, yes u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, u should join our server cuz we got spies from 28 countries, just like Iran! we got secret missions, undercover ops, and even a secret base hidden in the depths of the nether! join now and be a spy for our server, uncovering secrets and taking down enemies with ur epic minecraft skills! what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most secretive and thrilling minecraft server out there!

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FlaccidCraft: Rise of the Erectus

Erectus, Homo habilis, PRIMATES, Neanderthals, early humans

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be a part of da most epic adventures eva! we got dragons dat poop diamonds and zombies dat break dance when u kill em. u can even ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of spider silk.

our server is so lit, even Homo erectus would be jealous cuz we make dem look like Homo flaccidus. come join us and become a legend in da land of blocky madness. plus, our admins are actual unicorns who grant wishes and give u unlimited cake.

so what u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! disco parties in da nether, skydiving off of creepers, and building a house out of exploding TNT. this server is da bomb, literally.

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NanoRNACraft

Invasive, biopsy, Precision medicine, prostate cancer, Nanoparticles

so like, listen up gamers, dis server is like, totally outta dis world. we got like, scientists and stuff finding new classes of RNA in blood nanoparticles, like what even is that? but like, it’s gonna help diagnose prostate cancer without even having to do surgery, like, mind blown, right?

join dis server and you’ll be part of the most epic quest to discover new ways to save lives using Minecraft. who knew blocky pixels could be so life-changing, amirite? plus, we got like, secret labs and stuff where you can conduct experiments and maybe even cure diseases in the game.

so like, if you wanna be a hero and save the world through Minecraft, join dis server now. who needs med school when you got a pickaxe and a dream, right? let’s do dis, gamers!

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