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Regretflix & Chill

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old movies that leave you feeling disappointed? Well, come join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to suffer through a bad movie again! Our server is like a blockbuster film on steroids – action-packed adventures, thrilling plot twists, and epic battles with creepers and zombies! Say goodbye to boring movie nights and hello to endless excitement in the world of Minecraft! Join now and experience the ultimate cinematic experience – no popcorn required!

AnhedoniaCraft: EmoBluntz & Brainz

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Votes:	8593
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so, like, join this epic minecraft server cuz we got all the lolz and craziness you could ever want! our players are so hyped up, they make the brain go all wacky and stuff. we did some research and found out that playing on our server can actually make you feel all the feels, even if you got that anhedonia thingy.

our server is like a rollercoaster for your brain, with all the attentional networks firing off like fireworks. you’ll be so entertained, you won’t even know what hit you. come join us and experience the emotional blunting in a whole new way, with sustained brain activity that will blow your mind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Demon Minecraft Server?

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8723	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9162
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Animals Bred:	137	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Demon is a legendary and mysterious entity known for its malevolent and dark nature. Often depicted as a supernatural being with infernal powers, demons are believed to tempt and torment humans, leading them astray from goodness and virtue. Throughout history, demons have been a prevalent figure in folklore, mythology, and religious teachings, serving as a source of fear and fascination for many.

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

Bants, Bigotry, blocky, discrimination, gender equality, Hate Speech, Homophobia, HUMAN RIGHTS, intolerance, Japanese culture, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Misogyny, nuclear weapons, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Server, sexism, social justice, War Crimes, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Void Gems Collected:	37
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers where men and women are kept separate? Join our server and experience the ultimate unity of genders! We nuked all the outdated thinking that fuels sexism and homophobia, so you can enjoy a truly inclusive and hilarious Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots! Join now and let’s show the world that Minecraft is for everyone, no matter their gender!

BitMinerMinecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	783
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Divine Spears Created:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

And that’s not all – every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant dance party with skeletons breakdancing and witches dropping sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes about mining for diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots. It’s gonna be a wild ride!

TrashmanLove6969

arguing with girlfriend, career choices, communication in relationships, conditional love, core values in relationships, expectations in relationships, family dynamics, Interracial Relationships, lifestyle preferences, love and acceptance., love and career, love and commitment, love and job status, Love and Money, Meeting the parents, parental disapproval, personal values, questioning relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, taking a break, TrashmanLove6969

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Towns Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is unconditional and trashmen are treated like royalty! Join us for a server full of surprises and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Are you tired of your girlfriend expecting a certain lifestyle and salary from you? Well, on our server, we welcome trashmen with open arms and appreciate them for who they are, not just what they can provide. No need to worry about conditional love here, we only care about your core values and the person you are inside.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even uncover a mystery involving meeting your girlfriend’s parents and becoming a doctor. Will you be able to stand up to them and prove that love knows no bounds? Race against time and obstacles to show that true love conquers all, even in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where love, trashmen, and unexpected twists await you at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love story for the ages, all while building and exploring in the world of Minecraft.

HistFactsGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Are you tired of boring old history lessons that sugarcoat the truth? Join our Minecraft SMP where we rewrite history in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible! Ever wondered what would happen if dinosaurs actually built the pyramids? Or if aliens helped George Washington win the Revolutionary War? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come join us for a wild ride through history that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Plus, we have epic build battles and treasure hunts that will make you forget all about those boring textbooks. Join now and let’s rewrite history together!

Blocktopia PS5

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Star Shards Collected:	151	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old PS5 games that only let you play for a limited time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your gaming woes!

Join our server and never worry about choosing just one game on your PS5 again. Why settle for a limited selection when you can have endless possibilities in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a challenge. So if you’re looking for some intense PvP action, look no further!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who is said to grant wishes to those who can find him. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Redstone Revolution

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

join our minecraft server and escape the clutches of the evil kremlin propaganda!!! we have a secret underground base where we hide from the russian soldiers who are brainwashed and ready to explode at any moment!!! build your own bunker and defend against the crazy russian army who will stop at nothing to take over the server!!! craft weapons and armor to protect yourself from the mind-controlled soldiers who will do anything to stop you from escaping their clutches!!! join now and fight for your freedom in this epic battle against the brainwashed russian army!!!

PhotogenicCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Void Armor Forged:	29
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

so, like, if u wanna be part of the coolest minecraft server ever, then come join us cuz we have the most photogenic players around! like, seriously, our players are so good looking that scientists are saying it’s gonna affect evolution! imagine being part of a server where u can say u helped shape the future of humanity just by playing minecraft! plus, we have the craziest stories and adventures that will have u laughing so hard u might pee your pants. so come join us and be part of something epic!