Satono Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ComfortFoodie SMP

classic, comfort food, ComfortFoodie, Comforting, Cozy, cravings, DELICIOUS, Favorite, foodie, go to, guilty pleasure, Hearty, homemade, Indulgent, nostalgic, satisfying, smp, soul food, Tasty, Traditional, Warm, yum

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dimension Hops:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Are you tired of eating boring old comfort food in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret recipe for the most delicious virtual comfort food you’ve ever tasted! Our chefs have been working tirelessly to create the perfect pixelated pizza and mouth-watering Minecraft mac and cheese. Trust us, once you taste our digital delicacies, you’ll never want to eat real food again! So come join us and satisfy your cravings in a whole new way.

Ex Blockerz R Us

awkward, Blockerz, Breakup, chance encounter, Closure, emotions, ex, ex boyfriend, ex encounter, ex girlfriend, ex-lover, ex-partner, ex-significant other, Exes, Memories, moving on, Nostalgia, past relationships, relationship history, social situation, unexpected meeting

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Star Shards Collected:	81
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

So picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in our server when suddenly, out of nowhere, you run into your ex who you never wanted to see again. But fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Ex-Blocker” plugin that automatically teleports you to a different dimension where your ex can’t find you! And if that’s not enough, we also have a “Break-Up Battle Arena” where you can settle your differences with a PvP match to see who truly deserves those diamonds. So come join us and never worry about awkward encounters with your ex again!

CraftyArmeniaUS2021

Alliance, armenia, biden, bilateral ties, cooperation, CraftyArmeniaUS2021, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., economic collaboration, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, mutual interests, partnership enhancement, Peacebuilding, political leaders, regional stability, SECURITY, strategic partnership, US

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even the president is talking about it? well, look no further cuz we got u covered, bro! this server is like the ultimate place to be, we got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and even herobrine himself making guest appearances!

u know it’s gonna be lit when the US and Armenia are teaming up to make this server a strategic partnership. biden himself is like, “yo, this server is the bomb dot com, u gotta check it out!”

join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few secret treasure hunts. don’t miss out on the fun, cuz this server is where it’s at, my dudes!

Panda Squad Semi Vanilla

Minecraft Semi vanilla Plugin server Sethome Tpa Commands Donation VIP Role Server owner Username Epic Cool people Essential Notify Complete Banner Banners Desc Img-fluid, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	797698
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Semi vanilla minecraft server for epic cool people. a plugin server with /sethome /tpa and other essentialx commands. Donating to the server gets you a special VIP role. Please notify server owner when the donation has been complete with your full Minecraft username.

129.146.200.188

FroobWorld: Where Creepers are Friendly, Diamonds are free, and Water Buckets are always empty! 1.21

32 view distance, back, BUCKETS, Chest locking, CREEPERS, diamonds, Donations, Empty, free, Friendly, FroobWorld, home, Land claiming, Lockette-style, Long-term maps, old school, PG-13, Prizes, Rtp, rules, Semi Vanilla, Spawn, Survival, Tpa, Votes, Water

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server: FroobWorld

IP	s.froobworld.com
Discord	Join FroobWorld Discord
Website	FroobWorld Website
Dynmap	FroobWorld Dynmap

FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been running since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMP, you will probably enjoy our server.

Our rules are pretty standard – no griefing, no stealing, and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.

Some features of FroobWorld:

Land claiming, with no limit to the size (within reason)
Lockette-style chest locking
/rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back commands
Long-term maps
32 view distance
No donations or prizes in exchange for votes

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on FroobWorld.
Are there any server commands available?	Yes, we have various commands like /rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, and /back.
How big can my land claim be?	There is no limit to the size of your land claim, as long as it is reasonable.
Can I lock my chests?	Yes, we have a Lockette-style chest locking system in place.

Sony and Digital Foundry Minecraft Server

base PS5, cost, decision, Digital, Digital Foundry, final fantasy 7 rebirth, Foundry, hype, image quality, Improvement, Minecraft, performance mode, poor quality, PS5 Pro, resolution, Server, Sony, Square Enix, Tää, technological improvements, Technologies, upscaling

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Players Killed by Monsters:	1681
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	96	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like Sony hyping up the PS5 Pro? Look no further than our server! We promise to deliver image quality so poor, it’ll make you question if you’re playing on a PS4 or a potato. With our cutting-edge technology that Square Enix wishes they had, you’ll experience the true meaning of “what am I looking at?” Join us now for a gaming experience that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the respawn point!

Native Brazilian Minecraft SMP

Accents, American perspective, Brazil, Brazilian, Brazilians, comedy, Communication, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, foreign languages, language barrier, language learning, linguistics, meme, Minecraft, native, native speakers, portugal, Portuguese, second language, smp, stand up comedy, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5750
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a mix of Brazilians, Portuguese, and Americans all trying to communicate in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us for a chance to witness the chaos of language barriers like never before.

Our server is the perfect place for language enthusiasts who love a good laugh. Watch as Brazilians struggle to understand Portuguese, Americans show off their impressive language skills, and everyone just ends up in fits of laughter.

But that’s not all! We also have insane stories of players getting lost in the Nether, building giant statues of chickens, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry villagers. Join us for a wild ride of fun and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come on down and join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who knew language barriers could be so entertaining?

DadDebtRelief Minecraft Server

advice, back injury, behind on payments, cousin, DadDebtRelief, Economy, family, family savior, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, injured, lawyer fees, loan, Minecraft, Mortgage, mortgage payments, Prison, Rehab, Server, sister, stable employment, thrifty living

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with family drama like this!

Join us and escape the real world where your dad won’t be asking you for loans and your cousin won’t be taking advantage of you. Instead, you’ll be building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds.

Forget about mortgage payments and family feuds, on our server, the only thing you’ll be behind on is the latest updates and expansions. So come join us and let’s create a Minecraft family that’s drama-free and full of fun!

FoodieFiascoCraft

Apology, bbq, bologna, childhood friends, childhood memories, Communication, food preferences, food sensitivity, FoodieFiascoCraft, friendship, Guilt, hamburgers, Hot Dogs, kids party, misunderstanding, parenting, parenting challenges, party etiquette, picky eater, social etiquette, social gatherings

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	7340
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of ruining kids’ lives with your innocent food jokes? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be ruining is your opponent’s chances of winning!

We have a special “Bologna vs. Hot Dog” mini-game where you can settle the debate once and for all. Choose your side and battle it out in an epic food fight like never before. Will you be the champion of processed meats?

But that’s not all, we also have a “Picky Eater Challenge” where you can test your skills at eating the weirdest Minecraft foods. From rotten flesh to spider eyes, can you stomach it all and come out victorious?

So come join us on our server and let’s make some hilarious memories together. And remember, no bologna allowed!

DisgustinglyDelicious | Minecraft SMP

culinary dislikes, culinary pet peeves, disgusting food, DisgustinglyDelicious, food aversions, food dislikes, food quirks, food revulsion, gross food, Minecraft, odd food choices, picky eater, smp, strange eating habits, strange food choices, uncommon food preferences, unconventional tastes, unique tastes, unpopular opinions, unusual eating habits, unusual food habits, weird food combinations, weird food preferences

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Love Letters Sent:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional taste buds? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things weird and wacky, just like your aversion to everyone’s favorite food! We’ve got a community of players who understand that not everyone wants to chow down on the same old boring dishes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through burps and farts – you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else! So come on over and show off your unique palate while exploring our crazy world filled with surprises at every turn. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground lair filled with nothing but jars of pickles and anchovies!