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CGDCT Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, CGDCT, character design, Cute girls, Entertainment, fan culture, Fandom, Female Characters, Geek Culture, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, niche interests, no pokegirl, Otaku, people, PokeGirls, Server, slice of life, still

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no cute girls to befriend? Look no further, because our server is filled with the most adorable pokegirls you’ve ever seen! From Pikachu to Jigglypuff, you’ll never run out of cute companions to explore with. And if that’s not enough, we also have a cgdct (cute girls doing cute things) district where you can hang out with your favorite anime girls and have the most kawaii adventures. Join us now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

ThePrankedPiggy Minecraft SMP: WhatAreTheyGonnaDoToHimBros

Minecraft, smp, ThePrankedPiggy, WhatAreTheyGonnaDoToHimBros

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mines Excavated:	1674	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to witness the wildest shenanigans and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: a group of players who are so obsessed with building giant statues of chickens that they’ve started a cult dedicated to worshiping them. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker where players hold intense dance battles to determine who gets the last slice of virtual pizza.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a mysterious player who goes by the name “The Sheep Whisperer” and has the power to control an army of sheep to do their bidding. Will you be brave enough to challenge them to a sheep herding competition?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just beware of the giant flying pigs that occasionally swoop down to steal your diamonds. Trust us, it’s all in good fun… we think.

InlawSlumberParty

accusations, apologies, Communication Issues, family conflict, family dynamics, family time, favoritism, grandchildren, Grandparents, health issues, in-laws, InlawSlumberParty, jealous parents, mediation, misunderstandings, moving on, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, sleepover

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from overbearing parents and in-laws who just can’t seem to understand boundaries.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block. No more guilt trips about spending time with one set of grandparents over the other – on our server, everyone is equal (as long as you have enough diamonds to trade).

So come on over and leave the real world behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Join now and let the virtual chaos begin!

Airspace Alert Minecraft Server

Airlines, airspace, ALERT, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, Diplomatic, egypt, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military drills, Minecraft, Precaution, regional tensions, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tension, THURSDAY, travel advisory, Warning

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE A CREEPER EXPLODING IN UR FACE BUT IN A GOOD WAY. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY, NO JOKE.

ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FULL OF MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNTOLD TREASURES. AND IF YOU DARE TO ENTER THE NETHER, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN YOUR PICKAXE INTO A CHICKEN.

ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT MOUNTAIN MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. CHEESE MOUNTAIN.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE AS ENDLESS AS A MINECRAFT DAY.

RiotCraftUK: CounterProFun

activism, civil disobedience, Clashes, community response, community unity, counter-protesters, CounterProFun, demonstration, government response, law enforcement, political turmoil, protest, public outcry, Public Safety, Rally, RiotCraftUK, Riots, social justice, solidarity, UK disorder, Unrest, violence

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more chaos than a protest in the UK! Thousands of players are rallying together after riots in the game, causing absolute mayhem and madness. We’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you laughing until you cry. Join us for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else!

SantasFarOutTrip

cheer, chimney, christmas, Distance, Farther.., Festive, Gifts, holiday, jolly, joy, Magic, Merry, north pole, Presents, reindeer, Santa Claus, SantasFarOutTrip, Sleigh, travel, Traveled, Winter

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Divine Spears Created:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even santa claus himself has been here. he like, traveled farther than you to get here, bro. imagine that, santa claus in minecraft, giving out diamond blocks instead of presents. you gotta join this server just to see if you can catch a glimpse of the big man in red. plus, rumor has it that the elves are actually creepers in disguise, so watch out for those sneaky little buggers. come join the fun and maybe you’ll even get a present from santa himself. ho ho ho, let’s mine and craft, baby!

LonelyCraft: AI Detects Feelings

ai, Artificial Intelligence, cognitive computing, communication analysis, data analysis, Detects, emotional well being, feelings, Loneliness, loneliness detection, loneliness in older adults, loneliness intervention, loneliness prevention, loneliness research, LonelyCraft, machine learning, mental health, older adults, research, social isolation, speech patterns., Technology, technology in healthcare

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

so like, u ever feel lonely in minecraft? well dis server got u covered! our AI technology can like, read ur speech patterns and tell if u lonely or not. we got ur back, especially if u an older player who just wants sum friends to play with. join us and let our fancy technology make u feel less lonely, cuz who needs real friends when u got AI, amirite? come join da fun and never feel lonely again in dis crazy minecraft world!

DickCraft Server: Career Advancement Guaranteed!

advancement, Bring Me, career, career advancement, career development, career goals, Career Growth, career progression, career success, climb the career ladder, corporate ladder, demonstrate success, DickCraft, Dicks, GUARANTEED, job advancement, job promotion, office success, Professional Growth, professional success, Server, show and tell, show me, Show Me the Way, workplace advancement

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Votes:	3812	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a unique advancement system – bring us some dicks and we’ll show you how to climb the career ladder in style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Dick Collector, who roams the lands in search of the most impressive dicks to add to his collection. Will you be the one to impress him and earn a spot in his Hall of Fame?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew that collecting dicks could be so rewarding?

LimbusCraft SMP – General Shenanigans #1773

Cleanup Captain, countdown, current events, Current Extractions, Dimension Shredder, download links, Ego, Event Extractions, FAQs, Fell Bullet, general, General guide, Gregor, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Mirror Dungeon, MultiCrack Office, Murder on the WARP Express, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 4, Shenanigans, Sinner info, smp, Target Extraction, Upcoming Events, Useful resources, W Corp, Wuthering

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Season 4 is here and we’re diving into the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll have to face off against evil reflections of yourself while trying to survive the madness.

But wait, there’s more! Upcoming Events include Chapter 6.5 – Murder on the WARP Express, where you’ll have to solve a murder mystery while riding a speeding train through dangerous terrain. Can you crack the case before the train derails?

And don’t miss out on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where everyone has to wear ridiculous costumes while battling it out in PvP arenas. Who will emerge victorious in this fashion-forward fight to the death?

But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the insane extractions happening right now. We’ve got MultiCrack Office Rep. Faust trying to shred dimensions and W Corp. L3 Cleanup Captain Outis taking on the notorious target extraction of [Gregor]. It’s a wild ride, folks.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion, join us now! Just be prepared for spoilers from Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, because we’re all about that crossover chaos. Download the game, follow us on Twitter, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you in the mirror maze, gamers!

NoCoworkerDemandsMC

apartment living, Communication Issues, coworker demands, financial struggles, friendship fallout, funeral plans, living paycheck to paycheck, manager involvement, mental health, moving out plans, NoCoworkerDemandsMC, rent increase, roommate conflicts, roommate drama, schedule changes, setting boundaries, shift switch, storage unit, verbal abuse, xray techs

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of roommate drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with as many bathrooms as you want! No more sharing bathrooms with unreliable roommates who change their minds at the last minute.

On our server, you can set boundaries with your virtual neighbors and never have to worry about verbal abuse write-ups from managers. Plus, if someone asks you to change the schedule, you can simply say “no” without any consequences.

Join now and focus on your mental health by creating the perfect virtual living situation without any unexpected funeral interruptions. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free life on our Minecraft server!