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Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Blocky Brits

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	85363	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Void Gems Collected:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dimension Hops:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	128	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Magic Items Found:	1684	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Potions Brewed:	192	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

Blocky Brawlers: ‘/sfg/ – Street Fighter General’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Farms Harvested:	237
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so balanced, it’s like a perfectly crafted potion by a Minecraft wizard. You won’t find any glitches or bugs here, only smooth gameplay like butter on a hot potato.

2. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive replay theater app. It’s like watching a Minecraft movie, but better.

3. Need to know every single frame of your Minecraft character’s movements? Look no further than our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data website. It’s like having X-ray vision in the Minecraft world.

4. Ever wanted to learn the secret fighting techniques of the pros? Our SuperCombo Wiki has all the insider info you need to dominate in Minecraft battles. You’ll be unstoppable, like a Minecraft superhero.

5. Confused by all the Minecraft lingo? Our Fighting Game Glossary will have you speaking like a Minecraft expert in no time. You’ll be dropping terms like “footies” and “daigo drills” with ease.

6. Looking to challenge other Minecraft players in classic games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2? Use Fightcade and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

7. And if you need to warm up before a big Minecraft showdown, check out our Daigo drills warm-up routine. It’s like a workout for your Minecraft skills, getting you ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the Minecraft world. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Crafty Caucasians: Where Asian Women Love to Mine with Whiteboys!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Star Shards Collected:	294	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got Asian women falling head over heels for whiteboys left and right – it’s like a real-life K-drama playing out right in front of your eyes! Join our server and see if you can become the next heartthrob for these lovely ladies. Who knows, you might just find your own happily ever after in the world of Minecraft!

Target Practice Minecraft Server – Where even chuubas can hit the bullseye!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!

CraftyCreeper’s Blocky Adventures: Not GTA VI, but still awesome! Join now for epic fun!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of waiting for GTA VI to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the next best thing! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with car chases, heists, and even flying pigs! Who needs GTA VI when you can have all the chaos and mayhem right here in Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you were really hoping for GTA VI, in which case, sorry not sorry! So come on, join us and experience the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

The Evil Minecraft Minions: Server of Chaos

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the System is EVIL. And guess what? You are the reason why the System can survive. That’s right, all of you players are unknowingly keeping this evil System afloat.

But fear not, for on this server, we fight back against the System in the most ridiculous ways possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against the System’s minions? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato to confuse the System? Why not! The crazier and more outrageous, the better.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where we overthrow the evil System one block at a time. Who knew saving the world could be so much fun? So grab your pickaxe and let’s show the System who’s boss!

Blocky McBlockface: The ‘edfs’ Edition

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where even 6’3 white chads can find love…or at least try to hit on 14-year-olds in different countries! Our server is the perfect place for those looking for some questionable online interactions and awkward conversations. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate…or get banned for being a creep. Either way, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!