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Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

advertising overload, appreciation, consumerism, DELICIOUS, eat it up, Eaters, feeding time, Gratitude, indulgence, marketing tactics, Minecraft, non-stop commercials, Piggies, piggy behavior, piggy feast, Pigs, satisfied customers, SLOP, smp, thank you, wrestling, wwe, yummy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Votes:	5012
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mines Excavated:	4794	Meteorites Collected:	4
Towns Built:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

Crafty Loss Minecraft Server

appearance of replacement, Cheating, confusion, Crafty, Deception, doubt, doubt in relationship, emotional attachment, emotional manipulation, Infidelity, initial object of affection, Insecurity, Loss, love, loyalty, manufactured loss of interest, Minecraft, Problem, relationship, Server, sleepy, suspicion, trust issues, uncertainty

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a manufactured loss of interest in anything else in your life! Say goodbye to your job, your relationships, and your personal hygiene because once you join our server, you won’t be able to tear yourself away.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the appearance of a replacement for your initial object of affection. That’s right, forget about that crush you’ve been pining over for years because our server will make you fall head over heels in love with virtual blocks and pixelated pigs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: problem 2 – is he really that sleepy? Who is he? Why is he sleepy? What’s the deal with all these unanswered questions? You’ll have to join our server to find out!

So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride of insanity, hilarity, and endless hours of Minecraft fun. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of our server!

Pero’s LOL Minecraft Server

amusement, comedic actor, comedic character, comedic effect, comedic relief, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorist, humorous performance, humorous reaction, LAUGHING, laughter-inducing, lol, Minecraft, pero, Peros, screen presence, Server, uncontrollable laughter, unexpected

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry! Our custom NPC characters are so hilariously weird that you won’t be able to contain your laughter. One player said, “Anytime I see this dude pop up on screen I just start fucking laughing. What the fuck is with this thing?” Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and comedy – you won’t regret it!

Hydra Smp

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Votes:	5263	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Animals Bred:	175
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to the Hydra Smp . This server is made for the people cracked/premium .Java/pe to play together and get a good experience. Hope you will really enjoy ! Join now and become a part of this community .

play.hydrasmp.fun:25633

Cubixity

Cubixity, join now, Minecraft, Nations, Quests, season 1, Server, Skills, Survival, Towny, Towny Server, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2554	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Runes Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

CUBIXITY! The #1 Towny server! SEASON 1 RELEASE!

-> Nations

-> Quests

-> Skills

JOIN NOW!

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The Stoned Golem – Where creepers are just misunderstood, man. Join our chill community! 1.20.4 SMP, voice plugin included!

1.20.4, Ban From Claims, Chill, Claims, Community, Community Events, Crates, CREEPERS, custom cosmetics, Donations, Exploration, Golem, Graves, Griefing, hard mode, Included, Join, man, misunderstood, Plugin, proximity voice chat, resource pack, Seasonal Crates, Server Events, smp, Stoned, Teleporting, toggleable PVP, Vanilla Experience, VOICE, Voting, Waystones

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7729
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	588991
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

The Stone Golem SMP

A Semi-Vanilla server for both Java and Bedrock

Features	Description
Proximity Voice Chat	Makes it easier to meet new people and adds fun to the server
Custom Cosmetic Items	LARGE amount of custom cosmetics available
Crates	Free crates available and seasonal crates for voting
Claims	Used to protect from griefing and ensure safety
Toggleable PvP	Option to turn PvP on or off
Graves	3 graves with 24h timer for deaths
Waystones	Teleport to activated waystones for easier travel

What to expect on TSG?

Hard Mode gameplay
Free server with donations for monetary gain
Constant updates and server events
Community hosted events

IP & Links:

IP: thestonedgolem.live

Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132

Discord

Dynmap

FAQ

Is the server reset?

No, TSG has never reset and will not reset in the future.

How can I get Crate keys?

You can get Crate keys by voting on the server.

Can I toggle PvP on or off?

Yes, you have the option to turn PvP on or off based on your preference.

What happens if I die?

You get 3 graves with a 24-hour timer for deaths.

How can I protect my area from griefing?

Claims are used to ensure safety from griefing, and you can ban people from your claim if needed.

Is there teleportation available on the server?

Waystones allow you to teleport to activated waystones for easier travel.

ShyCraft Minecraft Server

Alluring, Body, desire, ebina, FANTASY, hinata, innocent, long tail, Minecraft, seductive, Sensual, Server, sex body, Sexy, shy and innocent, shy wife, Shy.., ShyCraft, submissive, tags, Wife, Yunyun

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of shy and innocent with a side of sexy! Imagine building your dream world with a shy wife who also has a banging body like Ebina, Hinata, and Yunyun. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of wild combination anywhere else! Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other and let your imagination run wild!

Sony’s Minecraft Server: State of Chaos

brand, Chaos, Competition, console, corporate, customer service, electronics, Entertainment, Gaming, Industry, innovation, Management, market, Minecraft, Performance, PlayStation, products, Quality, reputation, Server, Sony, Sonys, State, Technology, video games

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	60	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a battle against a giant army of evil chickens. Why are they evil? Who knows, but it’s up to you and your fellow players to defeat them and save the day!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you any wish you desire. Want a castle made entirely of diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft? Imagine a disco ball made of emeralds, music blasting from every corner, and players busting out their best dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the absolute madness that is Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Shulker network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	5227	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

SHULKER NETWORK THAT CONTAINS LIFESTEAL RANK CUSTOM ARMOUR CUSTOM ENCHANT SURVIVAL PVP RAIDING VOTING DISCORD

shulkernet.strangled.net:3800

Mcbaltics

Backpacks, Baltic countries, battlepass, Casino, Challenges, Community, Cosmetics, custom Hat, Dungeons, English, Estonian, Events, Jobs, Latvian, Lithuanian, Mcbaltics, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Rewards, Rift, Skills, Survival, voice chat

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9921
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Votes:	1085	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Zombie Dances:	8

The Minecraft server for Minecraft fans of the Baltic countries. Support for English (EN), Lithuanian (LT), Latvian (LV) and Estonian (EE). Friendly and active community. Regular events and challenges. Voice chat channels for real-time communication. Custom Hat, dungeons, casino, Battlepass, Rift, Rewards, Jobs, Custom cosmetics items, Skills, Backpacks and moree…

mc.mcbaltics.com

Non-Political Minecraft Server

Bipartisan, culture, current events, DIVISIVE, History, Memories, Minecraft, non-political, NonPolitical, Nostalgia, past, polarizing, Political, Reflection, remember, Reminiscing, Server, Shit, simpler times, social commentary, society, society today, Unity

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	142	Farms Harvested:	186

Tired of all the political drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be voting on is whether to build a giant statue of a potato or a llama! No political debates here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Our server is so non-political that even the creepers have agreed to a ceasefire and now just want to dance the night away with you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll uncover ancient scrolls that reveal the true purpose of llamas in Minecraft society. It’s a llama conspiracy, I tell ya!

So leave your political woes at the door and come join us for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos in our Minecraft world? Join now and let the madness begin!