Satisfactory Update 7 MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Suspense, Book, Fiction, CraftyBlock, novel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, come join our server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes a surprise appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off for rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor – things can get pretty crazy around here!

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Minecraft SMP: TechWorkersGoneWild

salary negotiation, smp, ycombinator, Interviewing, systems design

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through treacherous alliances and backstabbing your way to the top!

Our server is like no other, with challenges that will test your survival skills to the limit. From building towering castles to battling hordes of creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all – we also offer exclusive resources and loot that you won’t find anywhere else. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got you covered. How about a pet dragon that can fly you to the ends of the earth? We can make it happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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HealthNews4Bae

fainting, HealthNews4Bae, health anxiety, Support, Context

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this guy’s relationship! Our server is so exciting, you’ll never know what’s going to happen next!

Just like this guy sent his girlfriend a random article about Daisy Ridley’s health, you never know what kind of crazy messages you’ll receive from your fellow players. Will it be a link to a funny meme or a secret treasure map hidden in the game? The possibilities are endless!

And just like this guy’s girlfriend, you might find yourself questioning everything when you join our server. Are you really just playing Minecraft, or is there a deeper meaning behind every block you break and every mob you defeat? Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a conspiracy that will blow your mind!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the answers to life’s biggest mysteries while building your dream world. The only thing you can be sure of is that you’ll never be bored on our server!

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ParanoidPlayerMC SMP

distrust, anxiety, phobias, irrational fears, Insecurity

Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of being pranked or trolled in Minecraft? Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of someone stealing all your diamonds? Well, fear no more, because our Minecraft SMP is the safest place to play! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief or steal from you. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples that will protect you from any harm. So join us now and say goodbye to your paranoia, because on our server, the only thing you have to worry about is running out of snacks while you mine for diamonds!

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DreamCraft: Memorable Moments

dream symbolism, dream analysis, MOMENTS, imagination, Dream Journal

Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams really do come true!

Join us and experience the most epic dreamland you could ever imagine, where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and have a dance party with a friendly army of zombies.

But beware, in this dreamy paradise, you never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner. Will you stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot, or will you find yourself in a heated battle with a horde of evil villagers?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let your wildest dreams run wild!

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FaunaFragrance Minecraft Server

Server, biology, fauna scent, Minecraft, animal scent

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like sweaty gamers and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like a magical blend of unicorn farts and freshly baked cookies! Yes, you heard that right – Fauna smells like pure enchantment!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Join us and become a part of their wacky adventures as they navigate through political intrigue and hilarious mishaps.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and the occasional pair of enchanted golden pants! So come join us and experience the wild and whimsical world of Fauna – where the smell is just the beginning!

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Minecraft SMP: MyStupidSlutSisterJustBrokeUpWithHerBF

long-term relationships, Breakup, Manipulation, MyStupidSlutSisterJustBrokeUpWithHerBF, Support

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without any pesky exes or thirsty siblings getting in the way. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make your ex’s tears look like mere drops in the ocean. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds?

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NoMoreFoodieFriends

crust, Social Skills, social gatherings, uk, pizza

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your friend with autism who eats spaghetti with a spoon? Look no further! Join our server for a dining experience like no other!

We promise you won’t have to snap your fingers at any waiters to get their attention, and you definitely won’t have to worry about anyone trying to eat mussel shells. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous builds that will keep you entertained for hours.

So come join us and leave your weird eating habits at the door. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn how to eat spaghetti with a fork along the way! Just remember, on our server, the only thing getting cut out of the middle of a pizza is a slice for you to enjoy. See you there!

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SongSucksMinecraftSMP

IRRITATING, Unbearable, cringe, grating, bad lyrics

Are you tired of listening to terrible music and want to escape to a world where bad songs don’t exist? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of mining and crafting! We guarantee that you’ll never have to suffer through another cringy pop song again.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary jukebox that plays the most epic tunes you’ve ever heard. Rumor has it that listening to these songs will give you superhuman mining abilities and make your crops grow faster. So why waste your time listening to terrible music when you could be rocking out in our Minecraft world?

Join us now and say goodbye to bad songs forever!

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NightlyCrafts

sleepover, strange, quirky, Off the beaten path, BIZARRE

Have you ever found yourself stranded in the middle of nowhere with nothing but a pickaxe and a stack of dirt blocks? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in the wilderness again!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be guarded by a pack of rabid chickens. But beware, for the chickens are not to be underestimated – they have been known to peck players to death with their razor-sharp beaks!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not try your hand at our infamous “Bedrock Challenge”? Legend has it that those who manage to mine their way through the impenetrable bedrock will be rewarded with a secret treasure chest filled with rare items and untold riches. Just be prepared to face off against a horde of angry creepers along the way!

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself spending the night in a cozy little dirt hut with a friendly Enderman as your roommate!

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