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Nation-States where PVP is just a prank bro, come for the {Towny} stay for the memes! 🤣🎮

Bro, building, Casual, Diplomacy, Discord, Factions, Interaction, Join, LIMITED, Map, memes, multiplayer, nationstates, player, prank, PvP, Server, smp, stay, Survival, Systems, Targeted, Towny, Trade, War

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Nation-States Minecraft Server

Nation-States is a work in progress 1.20 survival multiplayer server that is similar to Factions and Towny servers, but with a limited map that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction. The map will be approximately 4k by 4k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp.

Come join us in Nation-States! Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Minecraft version 1.20.
What is the map size?	The map size is approximately 4k by 4k.
What claiming system does the server use?	The server uses the Towny claiming system.
Is the server more focused on building or PvP?	The server is targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, but there are systems in place for those wanting PvP.
How can I join the server Discord?	You can join the server Discord by clicking on this link.

DrillGirl Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, Anime girl, anime trends, character analysis, character design, Character development, Character Ranking, character spotlight, cute, Drill hair, DrillGirl, fan favorite, favorite character, instant best girl, Kawaii, Long hair, Minecraft, otaku culture, popular character, Server, unique hairstyle, waifu

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Are you tired of being just another player on a boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will make you stand out from the crowd – drill hair! That’s right, with our custom plugin, your character will have fabulous drill hair that will instantly make you the best girl on the server. No more blending in with the crowd, now you’ll be turning heads and making everyone jealous of your epic hairstyle.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant flying squids, ride on the backs of rainbow-colored llamas, and even befriend a talking creeper who tells the best jokes in the Minecraft world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And remember, on our server, drill hair equals instant best girl status – so get ready to slay in style!

Minecraft SMP: Olympic Blockbuster

athletes, Black community, blockbuster, BREAKING, buck breaking, Competition, controversy, cultural impact, documentary, Event, Exploitation, Goat, History, media representation, Minecraft, Olympic, Oppression, power dynamics, resistance, smp, social commentary, sports, Stereotypes

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t eat all the cake in the village).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of wild chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Buck Breaking GOAT. Witness their epic skills tomorrow and prepare to be amazed. Who knew breaking bucks could be so entertaining?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword for protection. See you in the game!

HIMARS Havoc: Russian Rage

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Havoc, HIMARS, Incompetence, international relations, Milbloggers, Military analysis, Military experts, military intelligence, Military operations, military tactics, military technology, military-news, RAGE, Russian, Russian battalion, russian military, security threats, Ukrainian HIMARS strike, war in Ukraine

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come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a russian milblogger blaming incompetence for ukrainian HIMARS strike that destroyed russian battalion! build ur own battalion and defend against crazy attacks from other players! create alliances with ukrainian players and launch epic battles that will go down in history! who will come out on top in this wild world of military madness?! join now and find out!

DreamPhoneCraft

addiction, Behavior, Communication, Daily Life, digital age, disconnect, DreamPhoneCraft, dreams, FANTASY, habits, imagination, modern society, Psychology, Reality, screen time, Sleep, smartphones, subconscious, Technology, Usage, virtual

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u ever dream of minecraft? well now u can play it on ur phone!! join our server for the most epic adventures and battles u will ever experience. we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

our server is so lit that even ur dreams will be jealous. imagine building a castle made entirely of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow. that’s just a typical tuesday on our server.

if u join now, u will also get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. plus, every time u mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas will serenade u.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and make all ur wildest dreams come true. who needs reality when u have minecraft?

Turtle’s Slow Jam: A Creative Server for Old Folks who Like Building Stuff

Builders, building, Community, Creative, enjoy building, Folks, Freebuild, Jam, java, large biomes world generation, leadership, plotless, prevent damage, Relax, Server, Slow, Stuff, thematic restrictions, Tiers, turtles

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Turtle’s Crossing Minecraft Server

Turtle’s Crossing is a plotless freebuild Java creative server on 1.21 large biomes world generation.

We welcome all kinds of builders, and look to create a community where members can relax and enjoy building without having to worry about complex tiers or thematic restrictions.

Seeing how many creative servers have been damaged by careless leadership, we will do everything in our power to prevent that here.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, the server is open to all players who abide by the rules.
Are there any building restrictions?	No, there are no complex tiers or thematic restrictions on building.
How can I join the community?	You can visit the server website and follow the instructions to join.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in a ban.

TexarkanaCraft Minecraft Server

Assistance, assistance needed, brother, Community, Generosity, hard-up, Help, help needed, in need, Kindness, lending a hand, Minecraft, PLEA, reaching out, Request, seeking help, Server, Support, support system, Texarkana, Texarkana area, TexarkanaCraft, Wins

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you crave epic victories in the Texarkana area? Look no further, because our server is the key to your success! Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time. Rumor has it that players who join our server instantly gain superpowers and become invincible in battle. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to help a hard-up brother out. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start dominating the Texarkana area like never before!

MortgageMadness Minecraft SMP

Adu, appraised, assumption, better play, BUILD, Completely, Covered, equity, family, Flip, great flip, House, live rent free, Minecraft, Mortgage, MortgageMadness, pic rel, Rent, renter, sale price, smp, stonks, worst case

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Are you tired of boring old stonks and want to spice up your financial portfolio? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can buy out your family’s equity on a house for a mere $40k and get a 5% mortgage deal on a $280k sale price! But wait, there’s more!

Not only will you have a renter upstairs already, but you can also build an ADU for just $50-60k and rent it out for even more cash flow! With your mortgage completely covered, you can live rent-free and laugh in the face of those boring old stonks.

And if that’s not enough, worst case scenario, you can always flip the house for a profit! So come join our Minecraft SMP and make some outrageous real estate deals that will have everyone talking!

CringeCraft: The Server

B movies, bad movies, campy films, cheesy movies, cringe-worthy movies, CringeCraft, cult classics, cult films, cult tv shows, enjoyable bad movies, entertainingly bad, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure TV shows, laughably bad, low budget films, Server, so bad it’s good, so bad it’s good tv shows, trashy movies, underrated movies, unintentionally funny

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Have you ever watched a movie so bad that it was actually good? Well, imagine that but in Minecraft server form! Our server is like the “Sharknado” of Minecraft servers – so ridiculous and over-the-top that you can’t help but love it. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of wonder and chaos. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

HorizonCraft SMP

Discord, Fun, HorizonCraft, Minecraft, new, richest player, Server, Simple, smp, Staff, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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This is a fun and simple new SMP server. This server is new so there is a big chance you will become the richest player. At the moment we are also looking for staff so feel free to dm me on discord

horizoncraft.mc.gg:25606

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	9570
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Villages Defended:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Void Gems Collected:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	Gods Slained:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Expert satisfactory multiplayer Minecraft Servers

Nation-States where PVP is just a prank bro, come for the {Towny} stay for the memes! 🤣🎮

Stats November 22, 2024

Nation-States Minecraft Server

Frequently Asked Questions

DrillGirl Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

HIMARS Havoc: Russian Rage

Stats November 22, 2024

DreamPhoneCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

Turtle’s Slow Jam: A Creative Server for Old Folks who Like Building Stuff

Stats November 22, 2024

Turtle’s Crossing Minecraft Server

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

TexarkanaCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

MortgageMadness Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

CringeCraft: The Server

Stats November 22, 2024

HorizonCraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Farms Harvested:	138
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	87	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	191	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchantments Applied:	233	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2