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Dan Da Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but average players? Look no further, because on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best! That’s right, we have the most mediocre players around, making for some hilariously average gameplay.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling?).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs (and the loot) that come with joining our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the absurdity for yourself. Just remember, on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best, but the fun is off the charts!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Sviggity Smp

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, Exapunks, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, infinifactory, KSP – Kerbal Space Program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Mito, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, smp, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, Sviggity, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Welcome to Core Edition, the Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks, voxels, and ridiculous contraptions.

Do you want to build a spaceship out of nothing but dirt and determination? Avorion, Space Engineers, and Starbase have got you covered! Or maybe you’re more into factory management and logistics – Dyson Sphere Program, Factorio, and Oxygen Not Included will have you sweating bullets as you try to keep everything running smoothly.

But wait, there’s more! How about programming puzzles that will make your brain hurt in the best way possible? Shenzhen I/O, SpaceChem, and TIS-100 will have you feeling like a genius one minute and a complete idiot the next.

Join us on Core Edition for a server experience like no other. We’ve got more crazy machines, wacky systems, and hilarious mishaps than you can shake a redstone torch at. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

Eggcellent Minecraft Server – 30 characters

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Characters, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, Exapunks, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, Hearthstone, infinifactory, kerbal space program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more blocks than you can count, more redstone contraptions than you can imagine, and more creepers waiting to blow you up than you can handle!

Join our server for the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft. Build insane machines, create mind-blowing structures, and conquer the pixelated world like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome boss in the game. And don’t forget about our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps – if you can make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good!

It’s Good Minecraft SMP

agreeable, Approval, commendable, CONTENT, delightful, Enjoyable, Excellent, favorable, fulfilled, Good, Great, Happy, Impressive.., likable, Minecraft, pleasing, Positive, praiseworthy, Satisfactory, satisfying, smp, well-received

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	219
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Farms Harvested:	748	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.

2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!

3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.

4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Sveggcellent Minecraft SMP

aerospace games, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, machine building, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Shapez, smp, Space Engineers, Space Games, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, Sveggcellent, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, zachtronics games

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Zombie Dances:	1
Enchantments Applied:	103	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just building basic houses and farms here, oh no. We’re talking about creating machines and systems that will blow your mind!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a spaceship in Avorion, besieging your enemies in Besiege, or surviving in the depths of space in Empyrion – Galactic Survival. And that’s just the beginning!

Ever wanted to pilot a robot in Robocraft, or construct a factory in Factorio? Well, you can do all that and more on our server. We even have programming puzzles for those who want to test their skills in Nandgame or Zachtronics games.

But wait, there’s more! We have outrageous stories and crazy adventures waiting for you on this server. From fighting off alien invasions to building a Dyson Sphere around a sun, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your creativity run wild in the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and lead us all to victory!

What is the IP for Coffee Stain Studios Minecraft Server?

#videogames, coffee, coffee stain, coffee stain studios, coffeestain, coffeestainstudios, embracer, embracer group, Epic, epic games, Epic Games Store, Factories, FACTORY, fps, Game, games, Goat Simulator, goatsimulator, indie, indie game, indie games, indiegames, Minecraft, multiplayer, Openworld, PC, sanctum, sanctum 2, sanctum2, Satisfactory, satisfactorygame, Server, Singleplayer, stain, Studios, thq, THQ Nordic, thqnordic, videogame, windows

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Coffee Stain Studios is a Swedish independent video game developer and publisher known for their hit game series “Goat Simulator.” Founded in 2010, the company has gained a reputation for creating quirky and innovative games that push the boundaries of traditional gameplay. Their diverse portfolio includes simulation, strategy, and sandbox games, all with a focus on humor and creativity. With a strong emphasis on player-driven content and community engagement, Coffee Stain Studios continues to captivate audiences around the world with their unique and entertaining approach to game development.

PrettyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so amazing, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out here!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, build your very own roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and team up with a squad of llamas to take down the evil sheep overlord.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Eggcellent Adventures – Crackin’ Fun on /egg/ Minecraft Server!

Adventures, aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Crackin, Dyson Sphere Program, Egg, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, Foundry, from the depths, Fun, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Space Engineers, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, zachtronics games

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Potions Brewed:	61
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Welcome to a Minecraft server where we don’t just build houses and farms, we build MACHINES FOR EGGS! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, here we focus on creating the most egg-cellent contraptions you can imagine.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with crazy contraptions and hilarious mishaps. Build a chicken coop that launches eggs into space, or create a giant egg-sorting machine that will have you cracking up with laughter.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground lab where players can work on top-secret projects involving eggs and machines. Rumor has it that there’s a machine that can turn eggs into diamonds, but you’ll have to join the server to find out for yourself.

So come on down to our server and join in on the egg-citement. Who knows, you might just crack the code to building the ultimate machine for eggs!

Eggcellent Adventures – Formerly SVGG – Minecraft Madness

Adventures, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, captain of industry, children of a dead earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, factorio, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, kerbal space program, madness, Minecraft, opus magnum, oxygen not included, robocraft, Satisfactory, scalable vector graphics, scrap mechanic, Space Engineers, SPROCKET, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, svgg, terratech, Trailmakers, trebuchets, zachtronics games

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Emeralds Found:	1269

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take building machines to a whole new level! Join us for the Trebuchets Edition, where we catapult our way to victory!

Have you ever wanted to launch a cow into orbit with a giant medieval siege weapon? Well, now you can on our server! Build the craziest contraptions and watch them wreak havoc on your enemies.

We’ve got everything from Autonauts to Avorion, so you can build and explore to your heart’s content. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your hand at creating a Dyson Sphere in space – because why not?

Join us for insane battles, ridiculous creations, and non-stop laughter. Who needs Discord when you have a server this wild? So come on, hop on board and let’s make some mayhem together!

Eggcellent Adventures – Formerly Splashing Violet Gems

Adventures, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, captain of industry, children of a dead earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, engineering games, factorio, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, Gems, kerbal space program, Machines, opus magnum, oxygen not included, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Space, Space Engineers, Splashing, SPROCKET, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, Systems, terratech, Trailmakers, Violet, zachtronics games

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever join!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have space machines and systems that will blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride through games like Autonauts, Besiege, and even Children of a Dead Earth (because who doesn’t love dead earth children, am I right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Captain of Industry, the master of all things industrial. And don’t even get me started on Dyson Sphere Program – we’ve got Dyson Spheres for days!

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground society in From the Depths? Yeah, we’re basically living in a post-apocalyptic underwater world and it’s awesome.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure through space and beyond! Just remember, our server has no discord because we’re too cool for that. See you there! 🚀🌌

French People Worship Africans Minecraft SMP

19th century, African, Africans, art, Colonialism, culture, European, French, Gay, History, imperialism, LGBTQ, Literature, Minecraft, negrophilia, Paris, people, Race, Sexuality, smp, society, Worship

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the French “people” have taken their love for Africans to a whole new level by worshipping them in-game! It’s like a wild party in 19th century Paris, where negrophilia and deep homosexuality reign supreme.

Join us for a chance to build outrageous structures inspired by French-African fusion, participate in wild dance parties, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of Parisian history. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unique and eccentric server?

So come on, grab your virtual baguette and beret, and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning everything you thought you knew about history and culture. Vive la France!

WeddingCraft: Third Wheel Edition

Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Edition, emotional distress, Emotional support, family involvement, feeling betrayed, feeling humiliated, feeling isolated, feeling left out, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling numb, feeling overwhelmed, feeling unimportant, Insecurities, relationship issues, third wheeling, trust issues, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, wheel

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any fiancée drama like this poor soul! Join us and build your dream world without worrying about inside jokes, third-wheeling, or feeling like a complete stranger in your own relationship. Our server is a safe space where you can truly be yourself and escape from all the wedding planning chaos. Plus, we guarantee that no one will mistake you for being in a relationship with your best friend – unless, of course, that’s what you’re into! So come join us and leave all the relationship drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP

body awareness, Body language, body positivity, body signals, health, listen to your body, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-awareness journey, self-care, self-care routine, smp, SoreMuscleNeedsRest, wellness

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Animals Bred:	46	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Potions Brewed:	113
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Are you tired of your body constantly nagging you to exercise and be healthy? Well, ignore that noise and join our Minecraft SMP instead! Our server is so addictive and fun that you won’t even have time to think about your health. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually increase your strength and agility in real life. So why listen to your body when you can join us and become a virtual warrior instead?

GrumpyCraft

“Youth, aches and pains, Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, getting older, growing up, GrumpyCraft, Maturity, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, regrets, responsibilities, societal expectations, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3967	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	174
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MacronCraftEU

brexit, Crisis, Die, Emmanuel Macron, EU, EU collapse, EU disintegration, EU future, EU stability, EU survival, european integration, European leaders, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, Macron’s warning, MacronCraftEU, Politics, Warning, Warns

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Items Found:	5723	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Towns Built:	3

Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

Crafty Aqua Watchers

Analysis, Aqua, chemistry, Crafty, discovery, Experiment, first time, Hydrogen, innovation, Molecular scale, Molecule, nanotechnology, Observation, oxygen, PHYSICS., researchers, Science, Spectroscopy, study, Technology, Watchers, Water

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Come join our epic minecraft server where water forms at the molecular scale FOR REALZ, just like those fancy researchers said! We got water that’s so tiny you’ll need a magnifying glass to see it, it’s like a microscopic water park up in here! And guess what? The water is MAGIC, it can make you fly and turn into a unicorn if you drink it (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on down and witness the wonders of science in action, only on our totally not-made-up Minecraft server!

Virtual Headaches: Semi-Bland, No Coffee Required (Java Edition)

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Server Name	Virtual Headquarters
IP Address	vhq.falixsrv.me

Overview:

Hey, Minecraft enthusiasts! 🏰✨

We’re thrilled to invite you to Virtual Headquarters, a community-driven Minecraft server designed for players of all ages! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring adventurer, or just looking to hang out with friends, we have something for everyone!

Features:

Survival Mode: Gather resources, build your dream base, and survive the night!
Custom Plugins: Unique gameplay features that enhance your experience.

Community:

Join a friendly and welcoming community where you can make new friends, collaborate on builds, or embark on epic quests together!

How to Join:

Make sure you have the latest version of Minecraft.
Add the server IP: vhq.falixsrv.me
Make sure to get whitelisted when joining the server.

We can’t wait to see you in Virtual Headquarters! Let’s build, explore, and create unforgettable memories together! 🎮💖

Happy crafting!

TeamVHQ

vhq.falixsrv.me

FAQ:

How do I get whitelisted on the server?

To get whitelisted, send a message to the server admins with your Minecraft username and a brief introduction about yourself. They will review your request and add you to the whitelist if approved.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, there are rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Rules include no griefing, respecting other players, and following server guidelines. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Can I use mods on the server?

The server has a specific list of approved mods that you can use. Make sure to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any conflicts or issues while playing.

Is there a discord server for Virtual Headquarters?

Yes, there is a dedicated Discord server for Virtual Headquarters where players can chat, collaborate, and stay updated on server events and announcements. Join the Discord server for a more connected gaming experience.

How often are there events on the server?

Events are regularly scheduled on the server to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. Keep an eye on the server announcements and Discord server for event schedules and participate for a chance to win rewards and prizes!

Volleyball Legends Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	1616	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mines Excavated:	1657	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. But the catch? The chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown. Yes, you heard that right. A giant chicken wearing a crown. Only on our server, folks.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic volleyball tournaments you’ve ever seen. Forget about mining for diamonds, the real competition is on the volleyball court. Who will be crowned the champion? Will it be Steve, the block-breaking warrior? Or maybe Alex, the fearless explorer? The stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next? It’s all waiting for you on our server. See you there!

High School Dropout Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
New Chunks Explored:	709258	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236

Are you tired of being a wagey and want to level up in life? Join our Minecraft SMP where we value creativity and storytelling skills! Just like how you can craft a fake resume to land a job, you can craft epic builds and outrageous stories to impress your fellow players.

Imagine creating a castle made entirely out of lies and deceit, just like your resume! Or maybe you can build a secret underground base where you hide all your fake job titles and promotions. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway).

So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a virtual promotion and become the CEO of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this SMP, the only thing you need to be honest about is having a good time. See you in game, liar extraordinaire!

UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL

aita, calling out, christian hypocrisy, Christian values, confronting relatives, family disputes, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial struggles, generational wealth, Inheritance, living situation, Money Matters, moral judgment., personal values, religious beliefs, thief, unchristian, uncle, UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL, wedding costs

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	189
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	New Chunks Explored:	484549
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in living life to the fullest without the burden of marriage! Join us and escape the pressures of society like our player (25f) who is too broke to tie the knot with her bf (25m) but living her best life in our virtual world.

🎉 Dive into the drama like our player’s cousin (28m) who married a pastor (28f) just to move in together – talk about commitment! And don’t forget about the family inheritance drama that rivals any soap opera plotline. Will you stand up to your thieving uncle and his privileged offspring, or will you forge your own path in our crazy server?

💸 Money may not buy happiness, but it sure does make for some interesting family dynamics on our server. So come on in and build your dream world without the judgment of those who think marriage is the only way to live. Who needs a wedding ring when you have diamond armor, are we right? 😉 Join now and let the fun begin!