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Cat Eaters Minecraft Server

Animals, cat, Cat Eaters, Conspiracy, Eaters, eating habits, fake news, fear, Fiction, Government, humor, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Politics, prediction, president, Rumors, satire, Satirical News, Server, society, speculation, springfield, trump

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	114
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Crops Grown:	1761
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become a part of the epic battle between Trump and the Cat Eaters of Springfield. Rumor has it that Trump is on a mission to rid the world of these feline feasters, and you can help determine the outcome! Will you fight alongside the Cat Eaters or join forces with Trump? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling server anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Missiles Minecraft Server

Attack, breaking news, Conflict, Crafty, Crisis, current events, Defense, explosions, foreign affairs, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, Missiles, News, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Video, War

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Votes:	3882	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a missile hitting its target? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (but in a fun way, we promise). Hear explosions? Check. Feel the adrenaline rush of dodging missiles? Check. Join now for a gaming experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Minecraft SMP – /psg/ – Project SEKAI General

Airi, Crypton Future Media, Dream Stage, Ena, English version, event stories, FAQ, general, hatsune miku, Korea, Leo/need, LIMITED, Minecraft, MORE MORE JUMP!, Nene, Nightcord de., Original Characters, Project, project sekai, psg, Pure, rhythm game, rin, Rui, sega, SEKAI, Sekai Viewer, Sekai Wiki, Shiho, smp, taiwan, Talent Blooms, Toya, Vivid BAD SQUAD, vocaloids, Wonderlands × Showtime

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Towns Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our 4th Anniversary edition of Project SEKAI: Colorful Stage! ft. Hatsune Miku Minecraft SMP!

Experience the thrill of rhythm gaming while building your own virtual Vocaloid world. Collaborate with the 6 main Vocaloids from Crypton and a cast of original characters to create the ultimate Minecraft masterpiece.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Put Your Heart Into It! Dream Stage,” will boost your Pure attributes and give you the chance to recruit members like Shiho, Airi, Toya, Nene, and Ena. And don’t miss out on our insane gachas, including Talent Blooms and Bloom Fes with limited edition characters like Rui and Rin.

Join now and dive into translated stories like Leo/need, MORE MORE JUMP!, Vivid BAD SQUAD, Wonderlands × Showtime, and Nightcord de. Your Minecraft adventure will never be the same once you step into the colorful world of Project SEKAI! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

blockbusters, child support, Eviction, eviction consequences, eviction process, family, family conflict, family dynamics, financial situation, housing situation, landlord responsibilities, Minecraft, property ownership, rental agreement, rental income, rental property, rental property investment, rental property management, rental property market, renters, Server, tenant issues, tenant rights

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Farms Harvested:	518	Holy Grails Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of dealing with your ex’s drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can evict anyone you want without any consequences!

Join us and build your own detached garage with an apartment over it, just like in the story above. You can even offer free rent to your ex’s stepkids or half siblings, or kick them out whenever you feel like it.

Experience the thrill of virtual eviction without any guilt! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in Minecraft? Join now and let the eviction party begin!

VirginRedDressJealousAITA

Apology, bride, college, family drama, Humiliation, Insecurity, insult, Jealousy, ongoing issue, passive aggressive, Pure, red wedding dress, sibling rivalry, sister, Tension, Virgin, VIRGINITY, VirginRedDressJealousAITA, white dress

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	171550
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive family members at your own wedding? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a drama-free zone where the only tension you’ll feel is from trying to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Our server is perfect for those who have siblings that can’t handle their jealousy. No need to worry about insulting comments about your wedding dress color choices here – unless you want to wear red, then go for it! We embrace all colors of the rainbow, even if it means calling you a whore (just kidding, we don’t actually do that).

So come join us and leave your family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape from sibling rivalry and passive-aggressive behavior. Plus, who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family waiting for you?

ConspiracyCraft SMP

9/11 inside job, alien encounters, area 51, BELIEF, Big Pharma corruption, chemtrails, Conspiracy Theory, ConspiracyCraft, deep state, false flag events, government cover-up, hidden agendas, illuminati, JFK Assassination, media manipulation, mind control, moon landing hoax, new world order, Paranormal phenomena, reptilian overlords, secret societies, smp

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only conspiracy theory is whether or not Herobrine is real? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in the wildest conspiracy theories out there! From secret villages of talking cows to hidden portals to the Nether in every player’s backyard, you never know what crazy conspiracy will pop up next. Join us if you dare and see if you can uncover the truth behind it all!

Blockhead Realization

#revelation, aha moment, awakening, Awareness, Blockhead, Clarity, comprehension, enlightenment, epiphany, Insight, light bulb moment, obvious, personal growth, realization, realization experience, realization journey, realization moment, Self Discovery, self-realization, sudden realization, Understanding

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Have you ever realized that joining our Minecraft server is the key to unlocking your inner diamond mining skills? It’s like a secret society of blocky builders and pixelated warriors, where the only rule is to have fun and never run out of snacks.

Picture this: you’re wandering through our virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. You follow them to a hidden cave filled with enchanted loot and rare treasures, all just waiting for you to claim as your own.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

SirenCraft: Iranian Attack!

airstrikes, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense alert, defense forces, defense system, emergency, idf, Iranian, Iranian attack, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Missile, national security, RETALIATION, SECURITY, SirenCraft, sirens, Tension, threat, Warning

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	809234
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Void Armor Forged:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

OMG GUYS, this server is so lit that even the IDF is getting in on the action! Like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you hear sirens blaring because Iran is attacking Israel in the game. It’s like real-life drama but in blocky pixel form. Join now to experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build your own bomb shelter to survive the chaos. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a Minecraft war hero and save the day. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

Cool Roofs Save Lives

average temperatures, building materials, city resilience., climate change, Cool, Cool roofs, energy efficiency, environmental impact, green infrastructure, heat mitigation, heat prevention, heat-related deaths, heatwave, light-colored roofs, lives, London, public health, Roofs, Save, sustainable cities, urban heat island, Urban planning, weather patterns

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magic Items Found:	3378
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the roofs are all light-colored and stuff. Apparently, this could have like, totally reduced London’s temps by 0.8°C in 2018. That’s cray cray, right? And get this, it could have prevented 249 out of 786 heat-related deaths! Like, what even is that percentage, bro?

So, if you wanna be a part of this epicness, join our server now! Build your own light-colored roofs and save lives in Minecraft. Who knew virtual construction could be so life-saving, amirite? Plus, you’ll get to hang out with cool peeps who care about the environment and stuff. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in the Minecraft world!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Chill, Community, female, Friends, Fun, Gaming, girls only, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, multiplayer, Safe, Server, Survival, virtual, Women, world

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2074	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Emeralds Found:	163
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

z3vr.vanillaboxmc.ru

Redfield Modded BEDROCK: Where even the creepers are social distancing! 🦠💥

1.20, bedrock, Casual, collaboration, Community, CONTENT, Creative, CREEPERS, Discord, DISTANCING, Elected positions, Environment, family, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Realm, Redfield, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Social, tight-knit, Timeless

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9963	Votes:	1232
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Environment	Casual
Communication	Active Discord/Realm
Community	Community Elected Positions

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for players?	We are only looking for players 18 years or older.
What is the goal of the server?	The goal is to expand the community and find like-minded, community-driven players.
Is there any creative content or mods on the server?	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
How can I join the server?	Check out our Discord server: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z