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DadCraft: Backstabbed & Interviewed

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Are you tired of working for free like a peasant in your dad’s Minecraft server? Join our server and experience the thrill of getting paid in virtual diamonds and emeralds for your hard work! No more feeling like a clown, we value your skills in computer engineering and will reward you handsomely.

Forget about debt and bad money management, our server is a land of endless opportunities where you can excel and thrive. Work on exciting projects, slay dragons, and build epic structures with your newfound wealth. Don’t let your dad’s cold shoulder hold you back, join us and become the master of your own destiny!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Excel sheets and hello to a world of adventure and fun. Join our Minecraft server now and let the games begin!

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HeartCraft SMP – Forever Young

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OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s literally the most lit server in the universe. Like, I heard that if you join, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and get unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But wait, there’s more! I heard that the owner of the server is actually a secret billionaire who built the server on a floating island in the sky. And get this, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will give you quests to complete for epic loot.

And if that wasn’t enough, I heard that there’s a secret underground base where all the players gather to have dance parties and cook marshmallows over a lava pit. Like, how cool is that?

So if you want to experience the most insane, mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, then you have to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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BaffledCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, chickens lay diamond eggs, and the trees are made of candy canes. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant disco party where players can battle it out on the dance floor for epic loot. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind absolutely baffled!

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New Server IP
CraftyTrumpUNCouncilMeeting

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so like, u know how trump be like “im outta here” and leaves the UN human rights council? well, on this minecraft server, we be like the UN of minecraft but with way more drama and chaos. come join us and witness the epic showdown between trump and netanyahu as they battle it out in a pixelated world. who will come out on top? who knows, but it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now for all the craziness and fun!

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IglooCraft

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IglooCraft.

A server dedicated to give the minecraft community what it unknowingly craves for. IglooCraft is brining back the old mini-game called Destroy the Monument, from Nebula on Mczone which is the main focus on the server. Destroy the Monument is a team based pvp mini game, where the objective is to destroy the other team’s monuments. Battles can go on for a loong time, and the team sizes go up to about 70 people. The server also comes with a fun casual factions world, and an FFA world to practice pvp on. More mini-games are planned on being released in the future. Hope to see you there.

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DadCraft: Backstabbed & Interviewed

HeartCraft SMP – Forever Young

BaffledCraft

CraftyTrumpUNCouncilMeeting

IglooCraft