Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ponder life’s deepest questions like, “What would Jesus’ middle name be?” Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. Rumor has it that Jesus’ middle name is actually Herbert, and he’s been hiding diamonds in the desert biome all this time. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few miracles. Who knows, you might just walk on water or turn water into wine while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together!
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HolyBlockJesus – Minecraft SMP
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BeerCraftGovKeys
So, like, this server started as a joke, ya know? But now it’s like, the key to a whole government without the right! Like, imagine ruling a whole country just by playing Minecraft, bro. It’s like, the ultimate power move. Plus, we have unlimited beer parties, like, all the time. You’ll never run out of brewskis, dude. So come join the madness and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!
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ParodyFlicksMC SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never take anything seriously! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.Our server is so hilarious, even Hollywood is taking notes. We once had a player accidentally turn their house into a giant toilet, and we all had to help them flush out the problem (literally).
If you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash), then come join us! Who needs a movie when you can experience the ultimate comedy show in Minecraft form? Join now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!
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Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!
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Cluckin’ Nasrallah’s Minecraft Mayhem
come join our epic minecraft server where we hunt chickens like nasrallah but with more success!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you pee your pants with excitement. our community is full of hilarious players who will make you laugh until you cry. plus, we have the most epic builds and minigames that will blow your mind. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the chicken hunting madness!
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ZelenskyyCraft: No Mercy for Duda!
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, Zelenskyy himself pops up in the chat! He’s all like, “Yo, Duda needs our help, but I’m too busy playing Minecraft to save the day.” And you’re just like, “What the heck? This server is wild!”Join our server for all the crazy adventures, like battling Russian invaders with Zelenskyy, building peace treaties with Duda, and maybe even finding a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a llama into battle alongside Zelenskyy himself. The possibilities are endless!
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DayCraft: Where Everything is Backwards
so, like, this server is, like, totally the opposite of everything you know about minecraft. instead of mining for diamonds, you mine for dirt. instead of building epic castles, you build tiny shacks. it’s like, a total mind twist, man.and get this, the mobs are all friendly and just wanna hang out with you. creepers? more like cuddle buddies. skeletons? they just wanna dance with you. it’s a party 24/7 on this server.
oh, and did i mention the gravity is all messed up? you can jump super high and fall super slow. it’s like you’re on the moon or something. makes for some hilarious moments, let me tell ya.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally opposite minecraft server. you’ll never look at the game the same way again. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. what more could you ask for?
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MineCraftSwimCartoon
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending episode of Caillou? Well, look no further, because our server is like the Rick and Morty of Minecraft servers – full of crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-bending twists!Join us for a chance to build your very own Pickle Rick statue, battle evil mobs with the power of Szechuan sauce, and explore a dimension where everything is made out of interdimensional cable. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret portal hidden in the Nether, you’ll be transported to a realm where Mr. Meeseeks grants all your wishes (as long as they involve building epic structures in Minecraft, of course).
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the most absurdly awesome Minecraft community this side of the multiverse? Come join us and get schwifty!
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HistoricalFails Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old history books? Want to see what really went down in the past? Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate iconic moments in history with a hilarious twist! Watch as Julius Caesar tries to take a selfie with Brutus before getting backstabbed, or see Cleopatra accidentally tweet out her secret love letters to Mark Antony. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness history like never before – join us now for a laugh riot! #TimeTravelTuesdays #HistoricalHilarity
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DeadpoolCraft: Snip Snip Edition
HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO EPIC, EVEN DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE WOULD JOIN IF THEY WEREN’T TOO BUSY GETTING CIRCUMCISED BUT STILL HAVING A FORESKIN? YEAH, THAT’S HOW CRAZY THIS SERVER IS. WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS.ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY A GIANT PIECE OF CHEESE FLOATING IN SPACE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU CAN BUILD YOUR HOUSE ON A SLICE OF CHEDDAR OR A CHUNK OF BLUE CHEESE, WHATEVER TICKLES YOUR FANCY.
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN AND MAYBE BRING A SNACK BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GET HUNGRY FOR CHEESE. YOLO, AMIRITE?