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  • BurntOutPolitician – Minecraft SMP

    BurntOutPolitician – Minecraft SMP
    Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of all that political drama on this site? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who has the best pet llama!

    We’ve got a community of players who are crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. From building giant statues of their favorite YouTubers to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And if you’re looking for a good laugh, just wait until you see our resident prankster, Steve. He once filled the entire spawn area with pink sheep just to mess with everyone’s heads. Classic Steve, am I right?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the wacky fun. Who needs politics when you can have a blast mining diamonds and trolling your friends? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CarlinCraft: Comedy & Creativity

    CarlinCraft: Comedy & Creativity
    Do you love George Carlin as much as we do? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can build a shrine dedicated to the comedy legend himself! Join us for epic building contests where you can recreate George Carlin’s most iconic moments in block form. Plus, rumor has it that George Carlin’s ghost haunts our server, telling jokes and giving out diamond blocks to lucky players. So come join us for a laugh and a good time on our George Carlin-themed Minecraft server!

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  • GovtVacayCraft

    GovtVacayCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the US Govt is just a phone call away from chaos! Imagine a world where every government employee dials the hotline and accuses their coworkers of being DEI hires. Suddenly, everyone is on a free paid vacation, leaving the country in a state of hilarious confusion.

    Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate government shutdown, where the only way to survive is by building epic fortresses and hiding from your DEI hire colleagues. Will you be able to navigate the chaos and emerge victorious in this wacky world of bureaucratic mayhem?

    So come on down to our server and witness the madness unfold. Who knows, you might even discover a secret government conspiracy or two along the way. Just remember, in this world, anything is possible – even a vacation courtesy of your coworkers!

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  • Zuck’s CrazyCraft Server

    Zuck’s CrazyCraft Server
    haha u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with happiness. like one time, a player found a diamond block and it turned into a real life diamond ring. true story bro.

    also, the mobs in this server are like next level. creepers that do the cha cha slide, skeletons that breakdance, and zombies that sing opera. u ain’t gonna find that anywhere else, i tell ya.

    oh and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. just dig straight down at spawn and u’ll find yourself grooving with some funky villagers.

    so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is ur imagination. and maybe a little bit of brain damage. but who needs a functioning brain anyway, amirite?

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  • GulfOfAmericaCraft

    GulfOfAmericaCraft
    hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff happening, u won’t even believe it!

    imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig! and then u realize the whole world is upside down! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server!

    we got mini-games like spleef, where u gotta dig under your opponents to make them fall, and parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!

    and get this, every week we have a massive event where all the players have to team up to defeat a dragon made out of cheese! yes, u heard that right, a cheese dragon!

    so come on down to our server and join the craziest, most hilarious minecraft community around! who knows, maybe u’ll even see trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the ‘gulf of america’ in our virtual world! it’s a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

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  • Ridic2025MinecraftSMP

    Ridic2025MinecraftSMP
    OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the wildest thing ever, I swear. Like, they have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas. And get this, the whole server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite??

    But wait, there’s more! They have this secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. Like, I can’t even handle how insane this server is.

    So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, wackadoodle Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke. They’ll straight up steal your diamonds and laugh in your face. It’s a jungle out there, but it’s totally worth it for the epic adventures and non-stop laughs. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!

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  • CraftyCharlie Minecraft Server

    CraftyCharlie Minecraft Server
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is INDESTRUCTIBLE! That’s right, no more worrying about creepers blowing up your epic builds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even ‘Charlie Hebdo’ decided to unveil a special edition after 10 years of our epicness. That’s right, we’re so legendary that even famous magazines are taking notice.

    Join us now for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Build to your heart’s content without fear of destruction, and maybe even get featured in a magazine. What are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • Copper Valley

    Copper Valley

    Satirically geopolitical French-speaking PR server!

    Will you build a liberal democracy or follow in the footsteps of the infamous Socialist Democratic People’s Free Republic of Bétoulie?

    Offers a dynamic economic system based on supply and demand or a planned economy.

    valleeducuivre.mine.gg:10011

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  • CraftyCreeperComedy

    CraftyCreeperComedy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and embark on a quest to give a TED Talk on something you know absolutely nothing about! That’s right, we want to see you stumble and bumble your way through a presentation on a topic you have no clue about.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have to give a hilariously bad TED Talk, but you’ll also have to survive in a world filled with killer bunnies, exploding chickens, and a giant pink unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. Can you handle the chaos and come out on top as the most clueless TED Talk presenter in all of Minecraft? Join our server now and find out!

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  • Treadmill Town – Where Fred’s Fatness Flourishes

    Treadmill Town – Where Fred’s Fatness Flourishes
    join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own treadmills and race around like fred flintstone on steroids. we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a whole new level of wackiness. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on all the madness happening on this server. come join us and let’s get weird together!

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