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Aurora Heights SMP

aurora, BUILD, Community, Contraptions, day one, Discord, Enhance, Explore, February 8th, Heights, ideas, Join, Launch, long term, Mature, Meaningful, Mods, passionate, quality of life, Redstone, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1587	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Farms Harvested:	304	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Server Overview

Server Name	Aurora Heights
Launch Date	February 8th
Community Discord	https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Aurora Heights?	Aurora Heights is a long-term survival server with quality-of-life datapacks and mods.
When does the server launch?	The server launches on February 8th, be there from day one!
What kind of players are you looking for?	We are looking for mature players who want to settle in, build, explore, and be part of a growing community.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, bullying, derogatory language, derogatory term, discrimination, empowerment, ETERNAL, FAGGOT, Homophobia, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, mental health, PIXEL, pride, Realm, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deprecation, self-identity, Worthless

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	733632	Love Letters Sent:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

Join this Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner faggotry in a world of blocks and pixels!

We have so many useless losers just like you who are ready to build, mine, and craft their way to being even more worthless!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace your worthlessness and join us today!

We promise you’ll fit right in with all the other pathetic losers on this server.

YellCraft Minecraft Server

codependency, Communication Issues, cousin drama, emotional distress, emotional exhaustion, emotional fatigue, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial support, lending money, Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship struggles, Resentment, Server, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, trust issues, YellCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	167	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Towns Built:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending cycle of family manipulation and drama.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with cousins stealing from your wallet or faking terminal illnesses to get out of school. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and battling mobs with your friends.

Plus, our server has a strict no borrowing money policy, so you won’t have to worry about lending thousands of virtual dollars to ungrateful relatives who never pay you back. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into helping them, just block them and move on with your virtual life.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual adventure with us?

DoubleBarrelDude

Disrespect, double barrel name, DoubleBarrelDude, emasculating, family connections, family name, Identity, identity crisis, last name, Marriage, surname, unique name, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your future double barrel name? Look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures this side of the block world.

Imagine a world where taking a double barrel name is not only accepted but encouraged! Our server is all about embracing your unique identity, whether it’s with a double barrel name or a diamond sword named after your pet chicken.

But beware, not everyone is on board with the double barrel name trend. Just like in real life, there are players who will try to convince you that a double barrel name is “insulting” or “emasculating.” But fear not, on our server, you can stand tall (or as tall as a blocky character can) and proudly rock your double barrel name like the boss you are.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your double barrel name flag fly high! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow player who shares your love for both their family name and their Minecraft skills. It’s a match made in blocky heaven!

USProtestWatch Minecraft SMP

activism, citizen journalism, Civil unrest, current events, demonstrations, freedom of speech, government transparency, grassroots movements, mainstream media, marginalized voices, Media bias, media blackout, Minecraft, news coverage, political activism, political dissent, protest coverage, PROTESTS, public outcry, smp, social justice, us news, USProtestWatch

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Potions Brewed:	135	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and even a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the Nether.

So if you want to join in on the madness, come on over and join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. It’s a wild ride, but it’s totally worth it. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PlyCrafters United

bathroom essentials, bathroom essentials shopping, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom necessities, bathroom products, consumer behavior, eco-friendly options, household supplies, personal hygiene, PlyCrafters, purchasing habits, single ply toilet paper, sustainability in the bathroom, toilet paper brands, toilet paper choices, toilet paper debate, toilet paper preferences, toilet paper quality, toilet paper rolls, toilet paper stock, United

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Towns Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of living in a world where people settle for single ply toilet paper? Then join our Minecraft server where we only use the softest, fluffiest toilet paper in the land! Our server is a magical place where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of creepers when you defeat them. Plus, all players receive a diamond toilet paper roll upon joining because we believe in living a life of luxury, even in the virtual world. So come join us and say goodbye to single ply toilet paper forever!

VeggieCraft: No More Meat!

cholesterol levels, cholesterol management, cholesterol reduction, health benefits, Healthy Eating, heart health, LDL cholesterol, meat, meat substitutes, nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based alternatives, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based nutrition, plant-based proteins, study, sustainable eating, total cholesterol, vegetarian diet, VeggieCraft, weight, weight loss

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	151	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

so, like, u know how u wanna be all healthy and stuff but u also wanna play minecraft all day? well, dis server is da answer to ur prayers! we got all da plant-based alternatives u need to reduce ur total cholesterol, LDL cholesterol, and even lose some weight while u build ur epic minecraft creations! join us and become the healthiest minecraft player ever! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u run faster than a speeding bullet in da game! u won’t find dat anywhere else, trust me. so come on, join us and let’s get fit and build some crazy stuff together!

CoronaCraft Survival

Community, Content Creator, CoronaCraft, Datapacks, Discord, Donors, Events, Farms, Giveaways, Griefs, player, Roles, shopping district, smp, Stream, Survival, Technical, thefts, Uptime, Video, voice chat, Website

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magic Items Found:	8702
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Overview of CoronaCraft Minecraft Server

Server Name	CoronaCraft
Members	200 members
Season	8th season
Website	Website Link
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features:

Custom Advancements.
Dynmap and DiscordSRV integration.
Bedrock Crossplay.
Expansive Shopping District.
Proximity Voice Chat In-game.
Server Events.
Custom Roles.
Server perks for donors.
Friendly and helpful community.
Community Projects all the time.
Giveaways.
24/7 Server Uptime.
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel.
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads to add more to the original gameplay.
Crafting Tweaks.
Many other quality of life plugins + datapacks.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join CoronaCraft?

A: You can join the server by visiting the website or joining the Discord server.

Q: Is CoronaCraft beginner-friendly?

A: Yes, we are accepting of everyone and have a friendly and helpful community.

Q: Are there any server events in CoronaCraft?

A: Yes, we have regular server events for the community to participate in.

Q: Can I play on CoronaCraft if I am a content creator or technical player?

A: Yes, CoronaCraft is content-creator and technical player friendly, so you can stream, make videos, or engage in technical gameplay on the server.

Mystic Isles – Adventure awaits 1.21

Adventure, Awaits, Corpos, Favorite, indies, Isles, mystic, offtopic, Purple, Report, shitposting, trolling, Uoh, UOH ToT, Uoooooh Global, Vtubers

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Yo, bros and broettes! Come join this epic Minecraft server, where you can build and chill with your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we got ’em all!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a purple edition going on! Who doesn’t love purple, am I right? It’s the color of royalty, yo!

And don’t forget to report any shitposting, trolling, or offtopic stuff. We keep it real here, no time for nonsense! So come on down and let’s have a blast together!

PiggyCraft: Blame the Villager

5 year old, AITAH, behavioral issue, Blame, class address, gated area, kindergarten, main car park, outsiders opinion, Parent, Pick up, PiggyCraft, pouring rain, relationship with teacher, safety issue, shock, slip past, stern word, Teacher, Teacher blaming, Upset, upset parent, villager, walking into carpark unsupervised, wandering

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your child safe from wandering into dangerous situations like a busy car park? Look no further than our server! Our vigilant staff will make sure your child stays within the designated play areas at all times.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of rescuing your child from perilous situations in a virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even have to have a stern word with your child’s Minecraft teacher for not keeping a close eye on them.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to protect your child from virtual dangers and potential behavioral issues in our Minecraft server. Join today and let the adventures begin!