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  • Join If You Dare: S.E.F. Madness

    Join If You Dare: S.E.F. Madness

    So there's this server called S.E.F. It's kinda dead but in a funny way. People join, have a laugh for like a minute, and then poof, they're gone. It's been around for like 1.5 months and already feels like a ghost town. But hey, maybe that's your thing? It's got a quirky vibe and if you like the idea of being one of the few, this might be your jam. No strict rules, just pure chaos. Join if you dare, but don't say I didn't warn you!

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  • Nero’sKetamineCourt Minecraft Server

    Nero’sKetamineCourt Minecraft Server
    lol come join our minecraft server where we have french senators getting lit on ketamine like its a rave in ancient rome. we got emperors setting everything on fire and courtiers bowing down like they’re in a bad reality tv show. it’s a total circus up in here, you won’t know what’s real and what’s just a fever dream. so grab your pickaxe and come join the madness, because who needs sanity when you can have this much fun?

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  • BillBurrCraft: Rabid Billionaires Begone!

    BillBurrCraft: Rabid Billionaires Begone!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where billionaires run amok like rabid dogs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft adventure where billionaires are put in their place – six feet under!

    Imagine a world where the richest players are hunted down by an elite team of Minecraft assassins, all in the name of justice and equality. Join our server and help us rid the virtual world of these pesky billionaires once and for all.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Billionaire Battle Royale” where you can team up with other players to take down the wealthiest of them all. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Billionaire Dungeon” where you can trap billionaires and watch them squirm.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us make Minecraft great again by taking down those pesky billionaires!

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  • GazaRivieraCraft

    GazaRivieraCraft
    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WE GOT MORE CRAZY THAN TRUMP POSTIN A VIDEO OF NETANYAHU SUNBATHIN IN GAZA RIVIERA! U CAN BUILD UR OWN BEACH RESORT AND HAVE SUNBATHIN PARTIES WITH UR FRIENDS! WE ALSO GOT SECRET UNDERWATER TUNNELS LEADING TO A DIAMOND MINE, WHERE U CAN MINE DIAMONDS WHILE DODGIN CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, U WON’T REGRET IT!

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  • HellTV Minecraft Server

    HellTV Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the devil himself hosts a TV show called “What’s on TV in Hell?” Join us for a chance to win exclusive prizes like a pitchfork made of diamonds or a lava-proof suit!

    Explore our custom-built Hell dimension, complete with fiery landscapes, demon villages, and rivers of molten lava. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor available in the shop for all your adventuring needs.

    Join our weekly events like “Soul Stealing Sundays” where players compete to collect the most souls for a chance to summon a powerful demon to fight by their side. Or participate in our “Hell’s Kitchen” cooking competition, where contestants must create the most devilishly delicious dishes using only ingredients found in Hell.

    But be careful, as the devil himself may challenge you to a game of parkour or PvP to test your skills. Will you emerge victorious and earn his favor, or will you be banished to the depths of Hell for eternity?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the hottest place in town (literally)! Join us for a hellishly good time filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of soul-crushing fun.

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  • PresidentialCraft

    PresidentialCraft
    Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

    So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

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  • NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

    NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand
    Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

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  • Creeper’s Couch Potato Paradise

    Creeper’s Couch Potato Paradise
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than our builds is the mystery of how the people in Wall-E managed to have kids when they couldn’t even stand up!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs.

    Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and a community of players who are as quirky as they come.

    So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of Wall-E’s baby boom while building the craziest creations you can imagine. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks – they’re the real masterminds behind it all!

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  • PardonMeLuigi

    PardonMeLuigi
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pardoning paradise! We’ve got Luigi, yes, that’s right, Luigi from the Mario games, just chilling and waiting for his presidential pardon from Trump. Join our server and witness the wackiest crossover event in Minecraft history as Luigi builds his own castle and takes on creepers with his trusty green hat. Who needs Mario when you’ve got Luigi on your side? So come on over and be a part of this epic adventure – because on our server, anything is possible, even presidential pardons for video game characters!

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  • JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

    JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious
    hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

    join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

    come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

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