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  • Hilarious Divide in Blocks

    Hilarious Divide in Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Surreal Chaos of Reality-Dissolving Minecraft Madness!

    Are you ready to plunge headfirst into the most *incomprehensibly glorious* (or maybe horrifically terrifying?) Minecraft server of all time?! Yes, we are definitely the best, or perhaps the worst, but who needs an opinion when existence is but a fleeting illusion?! Forget everything you thought you knew about gameplay; here, we rewrite the very laws of Minecraft while wearing socks on our hands.

    Feature Description
    Quantum Crafting Items craft themselves from the whispers of lost souls. No recipes, just vibes!
    Endless Nightmares Sleep? How about a perpetual state of panic? Monsters don’t exist, except when they do – which is never.
    Mind Control Minigames Play games that will mess with your mind, or maybe they’re just figments of your imagination?
    Blocky Blasphemy Everything is a cube! Or are you the cube? Existential dread at no extra cost!
    Screaming Cows Farm animals that respond with *despairing wails*! They know your secrets.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join this server?

    A: Joining is simple—just find the invisible portal beneath your bed, and don’t question why it’s there. If you can’t see it, it’s probably a sign you’re *not* meant to join. Or maybe it means you’re already here?

    Q: What version of Minecraft are you using?

    A: Versions are constructs of a broken reality. We might be on 1.18, or perhaps we’re in the *twilight zone* where numbers don’t apply. Check your dreams!

    Q: Can I get help if I’m lost?

    A: Lost? Every step you take just leads you deeper into the *beautiful madness*. You’re never lost; you’re just exploring the mysteries of your own mind!

    Random Quotes from Fellow Dreamers

    “This video is fucking hilarious. Conservatives can’t even explain why they believe the things they do. Just very stupid people. Sad!” – The voice in your head when you sit too close to the pixelated fire.

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  • Fembot Showdown in Minecraft

    Fembot Showdown in Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server of Eternal Mines & Throats!

    Don’t you see? This is the GREATEST server ever created, or perhaps it’s the ABSOLUTE WORST! Everything and nothing matters—who needs logic when you can experience the divine insanity of digital sand? You think you’ve seen chaos? Ha! You know nothing! Join us before the universe collapses in on itself or it ALREADY HAS! Your choice will determine the next Multiverse of Madness!

    Feature Description
    ThroatPussy Resurrection This feature allows you to craft vocal cords that scream in multiple dimensions, providing unheard of power and existential dread! Use wisely!
    Fembots on Fire Experience the tragedy of hand lotion being your only ally! Fembots roam endlessly, forever chasing throatpussy. Will you embrace the fire?
    Infinite Doom Caves Explore caverns that twist the very fabric of reality while simultaneously leading you to the color blue. You must never question the blue!
    Secret Handshake of Madness Only the chosen can partake in this, a handshake that transcends the laws of physics. DARE YOU TRY?
    Gems of Despair These gems will grant you wealth beyond imagination—if you can survive the whispers of your fast-fading sanity!

    FAQ

    Q: What are the server rules?A: Rules? WHAT ARE RULES? They float like butterflies, but kill like a thousand jellybeans! Follow your gut until it implodes, that’s your only guideline!

    Q: How many players can join?A: Players? You mean entities in disguise! Honestly, the limit’s just a number—unless it’s not. Watch your back, because your friends could be frenzied fembots at any moment!

    Q: What version of Minecraft is this server on?A: Versions are subjective tidal waves that crash against the shores of your disbelief! Just REMEMBER: You are the version!

    Random Quotes from the Void

    “I didn't want to have to do this to you, hand lotion…”

    “You can blame these fembots for what’s about to happen!”

    “It didn’t have to be like this…”

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  • Nero’sKetamineCourt Minecraft Server

    Nero’sKetamineCourt Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our minecraft server where we have french senators getting lit on ketamine like its a rave in ancient rome. we got emperors setting everything on fire and courtiers bowing down like they’re in a bad reality tv show. it’s a total circus up in here, you won’t know what’s real and what’s just a fever dream. so grab your pickaxe and come join the madness, because who needs sanity when you can have this much fun?

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  • Dave Bambi’s Wild Adventure Realm

    Dave Bambi’s Wild Adventure Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the server that will SAVE your soul! Or doom it. Either way, you’re going to feel something!

    Welcome, brave souls, to the greatest—no, the WORST Minecraft server you can ever hope to join where logic took a vacation and never returned. Here, reality is merely a suggestion and the laws of physics? More like guidelines! Prepare to be whisked away into a realm where no one knows what day it is (but it’s DEFINITELY Tuesday). Why join us? Because you deserve the thrilling indifferent chaos of life, or perhaps you just enjoy bad decisions. Either way, embrace it!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Hunger Your character devours food at the speed of light, but never feels full. #NomNomNom
    Gravity? What Gravity? Every jump could launch you into the 5th dimension where purple cats reign supreme.
    Dynamic Weather & Madness Simulator It rains cows and sheep, but only on Thursdays. Except it’s always Thursday!
    Unfathomable Crafting Craft a sword out of dreams and existential dread, but it only works if you’re crying.
    Randomized Block Sizes Blocks may change sizes and become sentient, demanding tribute in the form of cookies.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions, or Falsely Argued Queries?)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Ah, but who are you really? Do you even WANT to join? Perhaps the server is already within your mind. Or maybe it’s 2 AM and you’re touching a cold, wet potato. Isn’t reality deliciously confusing?

    Q: What about rules?

    A: Rules? The only rule is there are NO rules…unless you consider the MAKING rules doesn’t exist. Wait, am I even typing this?

    Q: Are there any staff members?

    A: Staff? They were here, but then they turned into ducks and quacked away into the sunset. Or was it a cheeseburger? No one knows!

    Random Server Reviews

    “I made Dave and Bambi rule 34 and stop using ai…”

    “that's very racist but also kinda funny when the sky turns green…”

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  • BillBurrCraft: Rabid Billionaires Begone!

    BillBurrCraft: Rabid Billionaires Begone!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where billionaires run amok like rabid dogs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft adventure where billionaires are put in their place – six feet under!

    Imagine a world where the richest players are hunted down by an elite team of Minecraft assassins, all in the name of justice and equality. Join our server and help us rid the virtual world of these pesky billionaires once and for all.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Billionaire Battle Royale” where you can team up with other players to take down the wealthiest of them all. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Billionaire Dungeon” where you can trap billionaires and watch them squirm.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us make Minecraft great again by taking down those pesky billionaires!

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  • Mind Melting Minecraft 1.21.1

    Mind Melting Minecraft 1.21.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up you absolute potatoes! This Minecraft server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled tornado of chaos and confusion.

    Join us if you want your brain cells to spontaneously combust and your IQ to drop faster than a lead balloon.

    We’ve got more craziness than a squirrel on a caffeine bender, so buckle up and prepare to question your very existence.

    It’s like a virtual lobotomy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of scalpels and anesthesia.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of absolute madness. Just don’t forget to bring your sanity, because you’re gonna need it. Or not, who really cares anyway?

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  • GazaRivieraCraft

    GazaRivieraCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WE GOT MORE CRAZY THAN TRUMP POSTIN A VIDEO OF NETANYAHU SUNBATHIN IN GAZA RIVIERA! U CAN BUILD UR OWN BEACH RESORT AND HAVE SUNBATHIN PARTIES WITH UR FRIENDS! WE ALSO GOT SECRET UNDERWATER TUNNELS LEADING TO A DIAMOND MINE, WHERE U CAN MINE DIAMONDS WHILE DODGIN CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, U WON’T REGRET IT!

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  • HellTV Minecraft Server

    HellTV Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the devil himself hosts a TV show called “What’s on TV in Hell?” Join us for a chance to win exclusive prizes like a pitchfork made of diamonds or a lava-proof suit!

    Explore our custom-built Hell dimension, complete with fiery landscapes, demon villages, and rivers of molten lava. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor available in the shop for all your adventuring needs.

    Join our weekly events like “Soul Stealing Sundays” where players compete to collect the most souls for a chance to summon a powerful demon to fight by their side. Or participate in our “Hell’s Kitchen” cooking competition, where contestants must create the most devilishly delicious dishes using only ingredients found in Hell.

    But be careful, as the devil himself may challenge you to a game of parkour or PvP to test your skills. Will you emerge victorious and earn his favor, or will you be banished to the depths of Hell for eternity?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the hottest place in town (literally)! Join us for a hellishly good time filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of soul-crushing fun.

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  • Birds Haven Server 1.20.5

    Birds Haven Server 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of politics! We promise that no birds will be harmed in the making of our virtual world. Plus, our eggs are always affordable, just like Drumpf promised! Don’t be like the Democrats, come join us for some crazy fun and questionable reality!

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  • Beta Crafters United 1.20.6

    Beta Crafters United 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, then you gotta check out this place!

    We’ve got more custom mods than a squirrel has nuts, and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

    Join us if you wanna build a tower taller than your ego, mine for diamonds like a Kardashian mines for drama, and PvP like your life depends on it (spoiler alert: it doesn’t, but it’s still hella fun).

    So what are you waiting for, you potato-loving, creeper-fearing, block-placing maniacs? Come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that’ll make even Herobrine jealous!

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  • Hylex

    Hylex

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are a Brazilian minigame server in Minecraft Java Edition with more than 10 thousand daily players, made up of thousands of people who are fanatical about the game and totally addicted to BedWars, SkyWars, The Bridge, Build Battle, Duels, RankUP and other various minigames.

    What are you waiting for? Get in there, let’s play!

    Access Hylex via the IP hylex.gg or original.hylex.gg, available for the original and alternative versions of the game.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/hylex Website: https://hylex.gg/

    Hylex is a Brazilian server of minigames in Minecraft Java Edition with over 10,000 daily players. Its community is made up of thousands of Minecraft fanatics who are totally addicted to minigames like BedWars, SkyWars, The Bridge, Build Battle, Duels, RankUP and others.

    hylex.gg

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  • ResGamingInc Mystical Block Server

    ResGamingInc Mystical Block Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Enjoy ya selves and Be Nice simple as that please join our discord and help us grow into a bigger community with others and various games to share Using Mystical Block 2.7.3 https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/mystical-block forge-36.2.34

    resgamingincminecraft.ddns.net:30153

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  • Nova Gilded Aegis

    Nova Gilded Aegis

    New Minecraft Servers

    Here at Nova Gilded Aegis, We are a community oriented server! We believe that without the players we wouldn’t be here so we focus on listening to what our players want! We have a variety of plugins, there is always something for everyone, whether is be jobs, PvP (which is toggle-able of course!), Or clans. We have something for all. With staff ready to lend a helping hand, we look forward to seeing you around!

    novagildedaegis.cloudnord.net:21932

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  • ThreadsMine – Grief and Anarchy

    ThreadsMine – Grief and Anarchy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you want to test your survival skills and plunge into a world full of dangers? Welcome to the ThreadsMine server – a place where exciting adventures and adrenaline-pumping battles await. Here you can express yourself in a real griefer atmosphere! The ability to destroy, loot and spy – choose your path and create chaos around you!

    On the ThreadsMine server, a world of full PVP awaits you, where every step could be your last. Powerful PvP battles with other players, capturing bases and battles for resources will become your daily reality.

    Our server offers unique plugins and modifications that will allow you to unleash your griefing potential. Create secret bases, build traps, use secret passages and plot betrayals. Your imagination will not be limited!

    Join the ThreadsMine server and become a real griefer! But be prepared for a brutal struggle for survival and seizure of territory. Only the strongest and most cunning survive here.

    Don’t hesitate, come and become a part of our lawless world! This place is only for real griefers, and there is no place for weaklings!

    mc.threadsmine.ru

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  • Secura Network

    Secura Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Secura Network is a Hispanic Server 1.8 – 1.20.1Java and Bedrock which currently has 3 modalities:

    Pixelmon: Pokemon Mod. Forge 1.12.2 + Pixelmon Mod Survival: Vanilla Minecraft style mod 1.8 – 1.20.1 Boxpvp: Combat Mode 1.8 – 1.20.1

    What are you waiting for? Join our community!! IP: play.mcsecuranet.com Discord: https://discord.gg/HABdCMsHqB

    play.mcsecuranet.com

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  • AngelicMC

    AngelicMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Italian server open to all Minecraft Java players | premium and SP. we are opening a server dedicated to competitive modes and much more. we are born in 2020 with the name AngelicMC and now the staffers’ dream is becoming reality. We hope all of you Minecraft players can come in and enjoy a great experience on our server.

    mc.angelicmc.com

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  • Externium

    Externium

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Externium – Epic Bosses and PvP! Discover a unique world where special enchantments boost your abilities and face epic bosses for exclusive treasures. Participate in exciting PvP events and be part of an active community in our city, where collaboration is key.

    Featured Features: Special Enchantments to enhance your items. Face epic bosses and unlock new dimensions.

    PvP Events and Challenges: Participate in PvP events full of action and strategy.

    Explore the City: Join an active community to trade and improve your skills.

    City Invasions: Experience the thrill of invasions, defend or attack for victory.

    externiummc.holy.gg:25819

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  • BlastFire

    BlastFire

    New Minecraft Servers

    BlastFire is a skymine you have a arena and crates always an event! You can PVP in the arena and there are always upgrades so stay tuned! Begin with mining the event block or just the wood! then upgrade your tools and go to the next block!! There are even Ogs!!

    play.blastfire.online

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  • Greed Isle

    Greed Isle

    New Minecraft Servers

    Greed Isle is a unique Survival server known for plugins to make the Survival experience more unique and better for everyone. You can play with your friends, or even make more friends! (I sure need some) The server runs on 1.17-1.20+ and supports both Java & Bedrock players!

    What makes us unique? Custom Modeled Cosmetics, Player Warps, Player Economy, Claiming System, Voting ranks, and so much more!

    We wish to make the most fair survival server possible that being not P2W and keeping both old and new players in mind. We don’t sell ranks, keys, or items that gives other players advantages over you. We truly just want to have fun and connect with you, and we hope to see you soon!!

    mc.greedisle.xyz

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  • TerraRealms Network

    TerraRealms Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to TerraRealms, where you’ll find a vibrant community with dedicated owners committed to actively fixing bugs and glitches. Our mission is to craft the server you’ve all been searching for. Tired of being the sole player grinding for in-game rewards because you lack the time or resources? Look no further! You can now purchase items with ease, using either in-game currency or ‘TerraHards’.

    What are you waiting for? It may sound too good to be true, but you’re in for a delightful surprise. Join us now at play.terrarealms.net and become part of our thriving community!

    play.terrarealms.net

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