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Wizard’s Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your collection of Daddy’s Girl panties? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for a chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn while battling zombie pigmen with diamond-studded swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with golden apples and enchanted armor. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make Minecraft great again… one pair of Daddy’s Girl panties at a time!

CrotchlessCraft: ThonglessCrotch

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Royal Courts Attended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on chickens and the cows shoot lasers from their eyes. we have a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

our server is so lit, even the ender dragon does the macarena while you try to defeat it. we have a secret recipe for diamond armor made out of cheese and a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoot rainbows out of your hands. plus, our mods are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’ll always have your back.

so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible. who needs crotchless panties when you can have pantiless crotches?

CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Star Shards Collected:	79	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	125	Dragon Eggs Found:	4819
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits from DJ Enderman. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the End and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why is it like this? Because normal is boring, and we’re here to shake things up in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Join our server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing for days!

CheapCudaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Divine Spears Created:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Void Gems Collected:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft with a slow GPU? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the joy of mining with lightning-fast graphics processing power. Our server is so powerful, it can even support a modern CUDA version while you build your dream pixelated world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Only those with the best GPUs can uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within.

So why settle for a subpar GPU when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Don’t miss out on this epic adventure – join us now and start mining, crafting, and exploring with the best of them!

FamilyFiascoCraft

Boundaries, career, cultural taboo, education, ENGAGEMENT, family, family dynamics, FamilyFiascoCraft, financial responsibility, Guilt, homelessness, Layoffs, MONEY, parents, PRESSURE, relationships, sacrifice, Severance, societal expectations, ungrateful, Wedding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any guilt trips from entitled parents!

Join us and leave behind the pressure of financially supporting your entire family since you were practically a kid yourself. Say goodbye to being guilted into giving away your hard-earned diamonds and gold to ungrateful relatives who see you as nothing more than a walking ATM.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without the judgment of toxic family members. Build a castle, tame a dragon, or just dig a giant hole to bury all your family drama in – the choice is yours!

So come join us on our server and leave behind the real-life chaos for a world where the only drama is whether or not your creeper neighbor will blow up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with guilt-tripping parents and entitled siblings.

BedbugBlastMC

11, bedbug poison, BedbugBlastMC, Birthday, birthday tragedy, community tragedy, dangerous substances, death, fatal incident, girl, hazardous materials, health hazard, insecticide, London, mourning, Neighbour, Pest Control, Poisoning, safety precautions, toxic chemicals, Tragedy, warning signs

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3463	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s lit AF! Like, this server is so wild, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado!

Once upon a time, there was this girl who turned 11 on her birthday, but then her London neighbor straight up used bedbug poison on her and she died! But don’t worry, that won’t happen on this server cuz we got magical bedbug repellent that turns them into unicorns!

Join us and you’ll be swimming in diamonds, riding dragons, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Plus, our community is so dope, you’ll make friends for life (or at least until someone steals your enchanted pickaxe).

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some epic pixel castles together! #RIPBedbugGirl #MinecraftMadness

Welcome to Lillypad Forest, where the only thing more exclusive than our whitelist is our Proximity Voice Chat! 1.21 – Long Term!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Void Gems Collected:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Lilypad Forest Minecraft Server

Overview
Join Lilypad Forest! With the update of 1.21 we wanted to create a new SMP that focuses on community and playing together with some lore. The server is a long term server that has been up for a month now. We focus on building really cool builds and doing ingame events together. We are looking for dedicated builders and fun players that can join our community! If this sounds like fun then come and join our discord! https://discord.gg/E9gdVRAX

Overview

Join Lilypad Forest! With the update of 1.21 we wanted to create a new SMP that focuses on community and playing together with some lore. The server is a long term server that has been up for a month now. We focus on building really cool builds and doing ingame events together. We are looking for dedicated builders and fun players that can join our community! If this sounds like fun then come and join our discord! https://discord.gg/E9gdVRAX

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has the server been up?	The server has been up for a month now.
What is the focus of the server?	The server focuses on community, building cool builds, and doing in-game events together.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are looking for dedicated builders and fun players to join our community.

VidyaCrushed Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	1994
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Items Found:	5704
Crops Grown:	9441	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of Vidya ruining your life? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Vidya’s evil grasp as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and make friends with fellow players who have also been traumatized by Vidya.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their wild parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server’s resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Legend has it that whoever defeats the dragon in a dance battle will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Leave Vidya in the dust and join our Minecraft server for a hilariously wild ride you’ll never forget!

BdayLurker Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Void Gems Collected:	34
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! So, tomorrow is my birthday and I just couldn’t resist the urge to attention whore about it on this server. I mean, who wouldn’t want to celebrate their special day in the virtual world, am I right?

Now, I know the picture quality is poor and my pencils are dull, but hey, at least I tried to prove my point with that blurry driver’s license pic. And let’s be real, who needs proof when you can just join this epic server and have a blast?

Join us for some crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a birthday party or two (virtual cake included, of course). Trust me, this place is so cool, you won’t want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

NoobNoMoreMC

aita, am i the asshole, Ankle Injury, Army, bank accounts, boot camp, depression, DISCOUNTS, Failure to Adapt, Graduation, marching band, Military, MLB Game, NoobNoMoreMC, Physical, sacrifice, Sensitive, Son, sports, Veteran, Xbox

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	280	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that welcomes all, even those with a history of failed military attempts? Look no further! Our server is perfect for sensitive souls who prefer virtual battles over physical ones. Join us and receive exclusive discounts for veterans (even if your only battle scar is a sprained ankle). Plus, stand up and be recognized as a true warrior…or sit down and game on, we won’t judge! Come join the fun and prove that trying, even if it’s just trying to join the military, makes you a hero in our book.

BagelCraft: Korea Confiscated Trader Joe’s

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	122	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: Trader Joe’s Everything but the Bagel seasoning is being confiscated at the airport in Korea. Why is this important, you ask? Because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but this precious seasoning! Join now to protect the bagel seasoning at all costs and become the ultimate seasoning warrior. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough seasoning, you can summon a giant bagel boss to battle. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure! Join now and let the seasoning wars begin!

Vanilla Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Votes:	1831	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3

The owner of the server “Vanilla” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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