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CraftyBullying

acceptance, Behavior, bullying, changing times, Childhood, consequences, CraftyBullying, cyberbullying, education, fads, fashion, internet, Nostalgia, peer pressure, School, social media, social norms, societal norms, Technology, tolerance, trends

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Potions Brewed:	101
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Emeralds Found:	3370

Remember when wearing socks with sandals would have gotten you a one-way ticket to Wedgie Town? Well, guess what? On our Minecraft server, not only is it totally acceptable, it’s encouraged! In fact, we have a whole fashion show dedicated to the best sock and sandal combos in the game. Join us and show off your unique style while exploring our world filled with flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and talking trees (yes, you read that right). Don’t miss out on the chance to be a trendsetter in a world where the weirder, the better!

UkraineCamStopperMC

bordering countries, cautionary measures, Cyber Security, data privacy, Data Protection, dating sites, digital footprint, Information Security, internet usage, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online surveillance, personal information, privacy concerns, regional security, Russian regions, security cameras, Surveillance, Ukraine, UkraineCamStopperMC

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Star Shards Collected:	239
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1

hey you, yeah you! are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for you! come join us on a wild ride filled with unicorns, talking trees, and a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret. our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds grow on trees. not convinced yet? how about this – every player gets their own personal dragon to ride around on and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of bacon, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into bacon strips.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something mischievous.

ShedderCraft: DNA Profiling Server

affordable testing, cell shedding, crime investigation, Crime Scene, crime scene analysis., criminal investigation, criminal profiling, Dna, DNA analysis, DNA profiling, dna testing, forensic evidence, forensic science, natural shedding, perpetrator, Profiling, robust methodology, Server, shedder status, ShedderCraft, skin cells, skin shedding, suspect identification, time estimation

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we test your SHEDDER STATUS by seeing how many SKIN CELLS you leave behind in the game! we use this info to track your every move and determine if you are a true CRIME SCENE MASTERMIND or just a noob! come join the fun and see if you can outsmart our DNA profiling system! it’s like CSI meets Minecraft, but way more ridiculous! sign up now for a chance to prove your innocence or guilt in the most bizarre way possible!

RIFTCRAFT: Where the only thing we mine is your time!

bedrock tweaks, Community, DIMENSION, Discord, dragonfire, Farming, Furniture, gameplay, Gravestones, Minecraft, mini blocks, Mob Heads, Mods, Realms, Reset, RIFTCRAFT, Server, Sleep, smp, Time, Utilities

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ores Mined:	6050
Dragon Eggs Found:	6353	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Riftcraft Minecraft Server

Mods Included
World utilities
Gravestones
Furniture (the good one)
Farming
Dragonfire (full vs and lite)
One player sleep
Mini blocks
Mob heads

If interested, feel free to PM for Discord details!

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, feel free to PM for Discord details to join the community!

Q: Will the realm ever be reset?

A: No, this realm will never be reset for continuous enjoyment.

Q: What makes Riftcraft different?

A: We have added mods to enhance gameplay and create a unique experience for players.

ScreamCraft Minecraft Server

annoyance, city life, Community, disruptive behavior, disturbance, disturbance complaints, disturbance control, Frustration, loud noises, Minecraft, Neighborhood, noise disturbance, noise pollution, noisy neighbors, outside, people, public disturbance, residential area, ScreamCraft, screaming, Server, shouting, urban living

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Tired of all the noise pollution from those pesky neighbors? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a peaceful virtual world where the only screams you’ll hear are from players falling into lava pits or getting chased by creepers! Say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to a serene gaming experience. Join now and start building your own virtual fortress to block out those real-life distractions!

RemakeCraft SMP: The Blocky Revival

American classics, Asian remake, Attention, audience reception, blocky, cinematic diversity, creative reinterpretation, cross-cultural storytelling, cultural adaptation, film criticism, film industry, foreign films, foreign remakes, global cinema., Hollywood, international cinema, Knock Knock, movie buffs, remake potential, remake trends, RemakeCraft, Remakes, Revival, smp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and a touch of insanity? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner chaos! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads straight to a diamond-filled volcano, where you can mine to your heart’s content while dodging lava-riding creepers.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares challenge you. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Sunday – it’s a llama-zing time!

So why waste your time on boring old SMPs when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. Join now and let the madness begin!

DadEmailOnly Minecraft Server

Classes, dad’s email, DadEmailOnly, family dynamics, family relationships, high school, locker setup, Minecraft, parent communication, parent contact, parent involvement, parent notification, parent preferences, parent responsibilities, parent updates, parents, school administration, school communication, school newsletter, school registration, Server, step parent, stepmom

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family drama you’ll encounter is deciding which Minecraft pet to adopt next! Build your dream world with your virtual family and leave the real-life parent drama behind. Plus, we have a special feature where you can add as many parents as you want, no questions asked! Join now and let the virtual parenting begin! #MinecraftFamilyFun #NoParentalDrama #VirtualParentsGalore

CabCraft: Clothes Toss

Apology, attitude, awkward silence, CAB, CabCraft, clothes, cough, double date, FaceTime, Fever, Friends, hang out, headache, husband, infectious, phone call, sick, Toss, Virus, virus risk, wrong

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and craziness of real life, just like this wild story! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual world where you can be the master of your own destiny.

Looking for a place to hang out with friends and have a blast? Look no further! Our server is the perfect spot for double or triple dates with your in-game buddies. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with your pals?

Feeling under the weather? No problem! Our server is the perfect place to chill and relax, even if you have a virtual virus causing you to have a Minecraft flu. Plus, there’s no need to worry about infecting anyone else in the game – unless you want to start a virtual epidemic, that is!

Join us now and experience the ultimate gaming escape where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs awkward FaceTime calls and cab rides when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft world? Don’t be an in-game asshole – come join us today!

TinyDailyBoost | Minecraft SMP

daily routine, Exercise, goal-setting, Gratitude, Happiness, Healthy Eating, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, positivity, productivity, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, small habits, smp, stress relief, Time management, TinyDailyBoost, wellness

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of mischievous chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the wacky world of our SMP! And that’s just the beginning – rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night. Will you dare to join in on the explosive fun?

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Some say he can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his pickaxe. Will you be brave enough to challenge him to a build-off?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and unforgettable moments await you?

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode and basic building? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the one secret you’ve been dying to reveal can finally come to light! Want to confess your undying love for a block of dirt? Go for it! Feel like roleplaying as a llama with a secret identity as a superhero? We’ve got you covered! Our server is a place where your wildest secrets can come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous ways. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner weirdo shine!