SatelliteSizzleCraft Minecraft Servers

SatelliteSizzleCraft Minecraft Servers

  • SatelliteSizzleCraft

    SatelliteSizzleCraft
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 2761
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Dimension Hops: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so lit, it’s like old satellites burning up in the Earth’s atmosphere, releasing compounds that could jeopardize the recovery of the ozone hole. But don’t worry, we’re not actually destroying the planet, we’re just destroying the competition!

    Join us and witness the chaos as we build and mine our way through the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a new study finding compounds increasing 8-fold between 2016 and 2022 – except instead of compounds, it’s fun and instead of increasing, it’s non-stop!

    So come on and join us as we skyrocket through the low-Earth-orbit of Minecraft madness. Who needs boring old servers when you can have a wild ride like this? Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyInnovations

    CraftyInnovations
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 650
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 2103
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 247
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 4448

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wished for a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your wildest dreams!

    Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs as they soar through the skies, collecting diamonds as they go. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, because on our server, they’ve all been trained to be friendly and give out free hugs to all players.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s even a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy and unicorns roam free.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WarCraftMania

    WarCraftMania
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 4600
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t care if attacking another player triggers a full-on war in the game! we thrive on chaos and destruction, so if you’re into that sort of thing, this is the place for you!

    imagine building your dream castle only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry players, or teaming up with your friends to take down the biggest, baddest boss in the game. the possibilities are endless on our server, where anything can happen!

    plus, we have the craziest events and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. from parkour courses that will make you want to rage quit to pvp battles that will leave you breathless, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and see what all the chaos is about. who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Foxscape – A Vanilla-ish Server!

    The Foxscape – A Vanilla-ish Server!
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 6288
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Foxscape Minecraft Server!

    This feature is mostly Vanilla, but has some fun featuresby a few Fabric Mods, Datapacks, and some personal experiments!

    Features:– Elytra on Spawn! – You can get an Elytra Blessing at spawn!– Toggle Your Cheats! – You may use any cheats that do not break the server– Abusive Admin! – I probably won’t break everything. Probably. :3

    Mods and Datapacks:– FallingTree Mod – A simple mod allowing you to cut a whole tree down!– KawaMood’s Waystones – A fantastic waystones datapack with custom models and textures!– Omnicut – A simple datapack for adding more recipes to the Stonecutter (like Wooden Stairs)!– Flan – An effective Fabric mod for claiming and protecting builds!

    Come join the fun in-game and on Discord!FOXSCAPE DISCORD

    mc.foxscape.online

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Invictus – The Only Place Where Creepers Have More Friends Than You

    Invictus – The Only Place Where Creepers Have More Friends Than You
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 653
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Invictus ⛏️ Minecraft Server

    Server Information
    Server IP invictus.r2f.co
    Bedrock Port 19134
    Discord Discord Invite Link

    Overview

    Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 170+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋

    We just started our 8th season a few weeks ago, with a fresh new world. It’s the perfect time to get involved!

    Features

    • 🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
    • 🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
    • 🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
    • ✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
    • 🗺️ Viewable Dynmap (coming soon)
    • 🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
    • 👥 Community Events
    • 🍺 Brewery & Alcohol
    • 🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
    • 🏬 Player Shops
    • 🔐 Lockable Chests
    • ⭐️ Shooting Stars
    • 🪑 Chairs & Sitting
    • ➕ Much more!

    FAQ

    Q: How often does the world reset?

    A: The world resets every 6 months or so.

    Q: Is the server open to everyone?

    A: Yes, the server is public and welcomes anyone and everyone.

    Q: What is the server’s difficulty level?

    A: The server is set to Hard difficulty.

    Q: Are there any community events on the server?

    A: Yes, there are regular community events for players to participate in.

    Q: Is there a way to view the server map?

    A: A viewable Dynmap will be available soon for players to use.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBrit Minecraft Server

    BlockyBrit Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 9272
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Magic Items Found: 6783
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience – the CT Copper Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. Trust us, you’ve never seen llamas build like this before.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

    4. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and the occasional lava bath. Hold on tight!

    5. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, challenging players to epic battles and leaving behind a trail of diamond blocks in his wake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join the CT Copper Edition Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DekuCraft Minecraft SMP – Trending on Xtwiter

    DekuCraft Minecraft SMP – Trending on Xtwiter
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 9038
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Dimension Hops: 9
    Alien Abductions: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the legendary player “Deku,” who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it that his power level is over 9000!

    2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can navigate its deadly traps and challenges.

    3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk! He’s not very good at blowing up, but he sure knows how to tell a good joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and flying pigs along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LesbianMomCraft Server

    LesbianMomCraft Server
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 1316
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Towns Built: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 92
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my family dynamics.

    We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from moms coming out as lesbians to cheating scandals, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the family drama – it’s like a telenovela on steroids.

    Join now for a gaming experience that’s more chaotic than my mom’s love life. Who needs a therapist when you can just play on our server and escape into a world that’s even more insane than my family gatherings? Trust me, you won’t be disappointed.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPorkyCameras

    PixelPorkyCameras
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 2649
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3159 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with entitled models who can’t handle the truth? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to scream at you for telling it like it is. Plus, our virtual photography skills are so good, we can make even the blockiest of characters look like supermodels. No need to apologize for being brutally honest here – just build, mine, and have a good time without any fat-shaming drama. Join now and leave the real world behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ParentalSecretsMC SMP

    ParentalSecretsMC SMP
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 97
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Runes Activated: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6514 Dragon Eggs Found: 8173
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Picture this: alliances forming and breaking, secret love affairs between players, and epic battles over who gets to control the enchantment table.

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of hiding your secret underground base from prying eyes, or if you’re looking to start a rumor that the server owner is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

    So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, intrigue, and questionable decision-making, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just make sure to never tell your parents about the time you accidentally blew up the entire spawn village with a TNT cannon…oops!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftMania: $350k or Bust!

    MineCraftMania: $350k or Bust!
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 8432
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Crops Grown: 9661 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of slaving away at a boring job for measly pay? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can work 80 to 90 hours a week and earn a whopping $350,000 a year! That’s right, just by playing Minecraft, you can become a virtual millionaire!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-loving villagers who will trade you rare items for your hard-earned emeralds. Rumor has it, there’s even a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor waiting to be discovered.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living the high life in our Minecraft server? Join now and start your journey to virtual riches!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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