LOL join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Ontario endin’ a $100M Starlink agreement ahead of U.S. tariffs! We got creepers blowin’ up yer builds like tariffs blowin’ up trade agreements! Come join us for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like Ontario’s decision to pull the plug on dat sweet Starlink deal. Who needs satellites when you got our crazy community to keep you entertained? So hop on in and let’s see what kind of chaos we can stir up together!
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CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server
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SpaceXPizzaTelecomFun
so, like, u know how italy is all like “yo spacex, we need sum security for our telecom stuff”? well, they just signed a $1.5 billion deal with spacex for that shiz. but like, who cares about that when u could be joining this EPIC minecraft server instead??on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies. plus, our admin once fought off a creeper with nothing but a carrot. true story.
so forget about boring old space deals, come join our minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculousness. trust us, it’s way more fun than worrying about telecom security.
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VoyagerCraft: PowerDown 🚀🛠️
so like, NASA was all like “oh no, our power is like, running out on Voyager 2, better shut off some science stuff” and we were like “wait, what if we use that power for something cool, like, idk, a MINECRAFT SERVER?!” so now we have this super cool server in space, where you can build your own spaceship and explore the galaxy while dodging aliens and black holes and stuff. join us for a out-of-this-world experience, literally!
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Galactic Satellite Farts
so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!
who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!
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StarlinkCraft: Russian Drone Downed
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE THE FIRST RUSSIAN DRONE EQUIPPED WITH STARLINK DOWNED IN UKRAINE! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE HAVE INSANE TECHNOLOGY AND DRAMA HAPPENING ALL THE TIME! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY ADVENTURES AND CRAZY SHENANIGANS! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS LIKE THIS?! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE EPICNESS!
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Moon Rave: ’24 PT5 – Earth Invasion
join dis epic minecraft server where we got a two-month mini-moon captured by Earth from september to november. yea u heard dat right, we got a mini-moon chillin in our world, providing extra light at night and makin the mobs dance like crazy.if u join dis server, u can ride on da mini-moon and explore new dimensions filled with unicorns and rainbows. we also got a secret underground city where u can trade with alien villagers for rare items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted armor made from space rocks.
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where players can compete in a potato-throwing contest to win a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. and on saturdays, we have a disco party at the mini-moon discotheque where u can dance with skeletons and creepers all night long.
so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the craziest adventure of your life. join us now and be part of the mini-moon madness!
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Satellite Scramble Server
So, like, this server is like a chinese rocket, but instead of breaking up and putting satellites at risk, we break up the blocks and put FUN at risk! join us and experience the thrill of building and destroying in a virtual world where anything is possible! we promise not to crash into any satellites, but we can’t guarantee you won’t crash into a creeper! lolz! come join us for a wild ride through the world of minecraft like you’ve never seen before!
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SpaceDebrisCraft
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in space, minding your own business, when suddenly this chinese rocket comes out of nowhere and just like, explodes into a bajillion pieces. like, talk about a fireworks show, amirite?anyways, now there’s all this space junk floating around, and it’s like a giant game of dodgeball up there. but hey, if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then you gotta join us. we’ve got so much space debris, it’s like a whole new dimension of minecraft. plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have dodging all those fragments while trying to build your dream base.
so come join us, where the sky’s not the limit, because there’s no sky in space. just a whole lot of junk. but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? see you in orbit, space cadets!
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MoonCraft: Project Fílos
HEY U! YEAH, U! R U BORED OF DA SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS WIT NO PIZZAZZ? WELL, GUESS WHAT? U JUST STUMBLED UPON DA MOST EPIC SERVER IN DA WHOLE BLOCKY UNIVERSE!JOIN US ON DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE DA MOON HAS ITS OWN NAME – “FÍLOS”! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT! WE AIN’T CALLIN’ IT “THE MOON” NO MORE, WE FANCY LIKE DAT! IMAGINE TELLIN’ UR FRIENDS U PLAY ON A SERVER WHERE DA MOON IS CALLED “FÍLOS”! DEY GONNA BE SO JELLY!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT PIGS DAT CAN FLY, COWS DAT DO DA MACARENA, AND SHEEP DAT RAP LIKE EMINEM! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE IT!
SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN US ON DIS WACKY SERVER AND LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF TOGETHER! PLUS, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A TALKIN’ CHICKEN WHO GIVES OUT DIAMONDS LIKE CANDY! NO JOKE, FOLKS!
COME ON DOWN TO DA SERVER WHERE DA MOON IS NAMED “FÍLOS” AND DA FUN NEVER ENDS! SEE U THERE, BLOCKHEADS!
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GPS Jammerz R Us
so, liek, u kno how u tryna play some minecraft an then ur GPS go all wonky cuz russia be jammin it? well, dis server got u covered, fam! come join us an u can play minecraft without worryin bout gettin lost in da wilderness cuz ur GPS be actin a fool. plus, we got unicorns ridin on rainbows an dragons breathin fire errywhere. it’s a wild ride, so come join us an have a blast!