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Block Breakup Bash

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Well, if you’re looking for a place to heal your broken heart and have a blast at the same time, look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us for some post-breakup therapy in the form of building giant heart-shaped structures, battling mobs with your ex’s name, and unleashing your inner creativity in our grief-themed building contests. Who needs therapy when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to blow up all those memories? So come on, join us and let’s turn that heartbreak into block-breaking fun!

ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

Everyones, full, ShitCraft, Surprises

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna get rid of that shit, like, literally. We have this magical toilet block that, when you sit on it, it sucks out all the poop from your body and turns it into diamonds. Yeah, DIAMONDS. So, like, join our server and poop your way to riches, bro. Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. It’s like a party down there, man. So, like, come join us and let’s poop our way to victory together!

ProMC

Minecraft Survival Creative PvP Roleplay Minigames Economy Skyblock Factions Pixelmon Vanilla Modded Bedrock Java Redstone Building Exploration Events Plugins Community, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to ProMC!

Dive into a world where your imagination is the limit, and every block is a story waiting to unfold. ProMC is not just a server; it’s a community, a playground, a place where you can forge your own path and create lasting memories.

Explore vast landscapes Craft to your heart’s content Engage in thrilling adventures Meet players from around the globe

Join us now and start your ProMC journey today!

We can’t wait to see the mark you leave on ProMC. Let the adventure begin!

Play.ProMineCraftWith.Me:6907

Kedix

Development, Discord, Kedix, Minecraft, Server, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	118
Dragon Eggs Found:	795	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	294
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5

Currently in development, it is a Minecraft server with Skywars and Skyblock game modes. Join our Discord server for more information:

https://discord.gg/86ptG9bjH3

65.109.114.82:27592

Military Political server Minecraft

Achievements, advice, alliances, Army, Battles, Clans, Community, Diplomacy, Donations, Economic, Economy, Empire, Infrastructure, Military, Military-Political, Military-Political Battles, Minecraft, No Dupe, Pirate, Political, political events, PvP, sanctions, State-building, Survival, Tactics, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7242	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

? | Military Political Minecraft is a new generation of military-political servers with its own characteristics and subtleties.

✨ | Build and develop your state: become the ruler of a powerful empire, solve economic issues, develop infrastructure and manage the fate of your nation.

? | Take part in military conflicts: form your army, plan attack and defense tactics, wage epic battles with other states and conquer territories.

?‍⚖ | Carry out policies: conclude treaties and alliances, enter into diplomatic negotiations, create sanctions and agreements with other states.

? | In addition to all this, we offer an active community where you can communicate with like-minded people, share your achievements, discuss current political events and receive advice from experienced players.

✅ | Join us to plunge into the exciting world of military-political battles Minecraft!

mc.politicalmine.ru

JewCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, coexistence, compassion, cultural appreciation, dialogue, Diversity, Empathy, forgiveness, Harmony, Humanity, Israel, Jewcraft, Jews, love, Minecraft, mutual respect, Peace, reconciliation, religious tolerance, Server, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Votes:	8720	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to a magical land where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mystical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player who stumbles upon this woolly wonder?

And if all that wasn’t enough to pique your interest, we also have regular events like llama races, potato sack races, and even a weekly dance-off competition. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just fall in love with Jews and Israel along the way!

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

Anime, character design, COSPLAY, digital avatar, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, internet celebrity, LIVESTREAMING, media sensation, merchandise, Minecraft, Online Community, online personality, PixelPleasure, Popularity, Server, sex symbol, Virtual idol, virtual world, virtual youtuber, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	166875	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Secret Passages Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where we have been crowned the sex symbol of /vt/ (virtual thots) community! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual thots, pixelated parties, and scandalous shenanigans.

Our server is so hot, even the creepers can’t resist blowing up in excitement! Build your dream pixel palace, battle it out in epic PvP matches, or just chill with your virtual thot friends in our exclusive VIP lounge.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So come on in and experience the sexiest Minecraft server in all the land. Just remember to bring your pixelated sunscreen, because things are about to get steamy!

Mom’s Drink Tab Minecraft Server

apologies, bar behavior, Bar etiquette, Boundaries, Communication, drink, drink orders, ENGAGEMENT, Etiquette, family dynamics, family relationships, financial responsibility, girlfriend dynamics, Minecraft, misunderstandings, moms, money management, public embarrassment, Server, sibling dynamics, social gatherings, social situations, Tab, tab sharing

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Animals Bred:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone sneaking drinks onto your tab? Look no further! Join our server where we have strict rules against adding drinks to other players’ tabs without permission.

Imagine a world where you can mine, build, and explore without the fear of someone racking up a huge bill in your name. Our server is a safe haven for those who value proper bar etiquette and respect for others’ finances.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining without the added stress of unexpected bar tabs. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures while you’re at it! So come on over and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other.

CraftyCreeperCo.

American military contractors, Biden administration, CNN Politics, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperCo, defense contractors, defense industry, deploy to Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, military contractors in Ukraine, military deployment, military intervention, military support, national security, political decision, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, us foreign policy, US military presence, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Towns Built:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

come join our minecraft server, where we have biden administration vibes all around! we are like the american military contractors of minecraft, ready to deploy to ukraine at any moment! build your own military base, train your troops, and prepare for battle in this epic world of chaos and destruction! join now for a chance to be the next president of minecraft! let’s make minecraft great again! 🇺🇸💣🔥

CulturallyCraftedSense

Behavior, Beliefs, cognitive bias, common sense, CulturallyCraftedSense, culture, Environment, Experience, influence, intuition, knowledge, Perception, personal background, perspective, social conditioning, societal expectations, societal norms, Subjective, Universal, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crops Grown:	3175
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur ex’s new boo thang and our creepers tell the best knock knock jokes. come join us and experience a world where common sense is as rare as a chicken that can tap dance. trust me, u won’t regret it!