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Minecraft Saiyan Adventures

Adventures, Anime, Battles, Broly, CRIPPLEku, dragon ball super, Frieza, Fusion, Gohan, goku, Jiren, Manga, Minecraft, power levels, Saiyan, Super Saiyan, the strongest, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Universe Survival Saga, Vegeta, Zeno

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter – CRIPPLEku! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined CRIPPLEku and instantly became the STRONGEST warrior in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because on this server, you can craft weapons and armor made out of pure DIAMONDS and UNICORN TEARS. Yes, you heard that right – UNICORN TEARS.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most MAJESTIC creatures you will ever encounter. From fire-breathing llamas to dancing zombies, you will never have a dull moment on CRIPPLEku.

So what are you waiting for? Join CRIPPLEku today and embark on the most RIDICULOUS Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Car Carnage

#Automotive, CAR, car repairs, car trouble, carnage, couple of days, Crafty, customer complaints, customer satisfaction, EXCITEMENT, fortune, Happy, Lucky, maintenance, Mechanic, problem solving, quality service, rattle, repair shop, service, Shop, turning right, Vehicle

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mines Excavated:	4389
Votes:	2474	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the blocks are always shaking things up! If you join us, you’ll experience a world where turning right comes with a slight “rattle” – but don’t worry, it’s just part of the fun!

Our fortune-telling feature is top-notch – just ask one of our players who received the message: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! That’s right, your future is looking bright on this server!

So why wait? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond block that tells jokes or a zombie pigman who loves to dance the Macarena. The possibilities are endless on our server – come and see for yourself!

Eternal Block Party

Audio recording, BLOCK, emotional, ETERNAL, eternal farewell, eternal goodbye, Eternity, Farewell, Goodbye, goodbye for eternity, goodbye for good, goodbye forever, goodbye forever message, goodbye forever recording, goodbye forever voice message, goodbye message, goodbye recording, goodbye voice message, heartfelt goodbye, long trail, Party, sad, vocaroo recording

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1836	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Emeralds Found:	1741	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is neon green and the pigs wear sunglasses! 🐷😎

Join us if you want to ride on flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords! 🦙🔥🐔

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play hide and seek with the players! 🐉👀

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance to dubstep music! 💃🎶💥

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures of your life! 🎮🤪

Disclaimer: Pigs in sunglasses may not actually exist. Please play responsibly.

Blocktopia – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Amaya Whisper, Arial Yuriko, blocktopia, Bri At Cookiebox, CREEPERS, Estella Starfall, fear, Furi Ferntail, Graduated members, Kamiko Rinona, Lida Oriana, Mom At Cookiebox, Nova Aokami, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Previous thread, Ruru karaoke, Salmon Lordette, Scarlett Flameheart, Song playlist, Tread, Umi Kyoku, valentine, VReverie Extended, VReX

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5157
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to play with the legendary VReX crew, including Salmon Lordette, the ruler of all fish in the Minecraft world! Swim with the Salmon Lordette and conquer the seas like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Meet Arial Yuriko, the master of the skies, who will guide you through the clouds and show you the secrets of the Minecraft universe! Fly high with Arial and explore the vast lands from a bird’s eye view!

And who could forget Furi Ferntail, the fierce warrior with a heart of gold! Join forces with Furi and battle against the creepers and zombies with unmatched strength and determination!

But that’s not all! Join the server now and you might just encounter Scarlett Flameheart, the fiery queen of the Minecraft realm! With her by your side, you’ll never fear the darkness again!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Amaya Whisper, the mystical enchantress who can cast spells and create wonders beyond your wildest dreams! Join her on magical adventures and unlock the secrets of the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server ever created! Don’t miss out on the fun, the laughs, and the unforgettable memories that await you on this server!

BadassCraft: Where Minecraft Games Get Lit!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Void Gems Collected:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the games are so badass, they’ll make you question reality itself!

Join us for a wild ride through INSANE minigames that will have you laughing, crying, and possibly questioning your own sanity.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday!

And don’t even get us started on our LEGENDARY treasure hunts. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of talking wolves. Are you brave enough to find it?

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you build a roller coaster that launches you into the sky, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and ride a pig off a cliff all in one day?

Come join the fun and see why our server is the craziest, most WACKY place to play Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

OrangeCatCraft: Where Politics and Felines Collide!

animal rights, cat lovers, Cats, collide, color symbolism, domestic animals, feline behavior, Felines, Government, humor, orange cats, orange fur, OrangeCatCraft, pet ownership, Pets, Political Correctness, political discourse, political divisions, political implications, Political satire, Politics, social commentary, society

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we ponder the deep questions in life like, “What are the political implications of my cat being orange?” Join us for a wild ride filled with mind-blowing discussions and hilarious adventures!

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll miss out on all the fun. We have unicorns roaming around, rainbow blocks to build with, and dancing pigs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots marshmallows instead of fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret diamond mine where the blocks sing Justin Bieber songs as you mine them.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. Oh, and did we mention that our server is hosted on a giant floating pizza in the sky? Yeah, it’s that awesome.

Crafty Breath Masters

#total concentration breathing, Breath, Breath Control, breathing technique, calmness, concentration, Crafty, Creating Your Own Technique, Deep Breathing, ENERGY, Focus, inner peace, Long Trail: Total Concentration Breathing Thread, Masters, meditation, mental clarity, mindfulness, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, stress relief, Tranquility, zen

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner demon slayer with our very own Total Concentration Breathing technique! Join us and discover a world where you can craft your own EPIC sword made out of diamond-encrusted bacon and fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with your superhuman breathing powers.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride on the backs of flying llamas and battle against a giant Ender Dragon made out of rainbow-colored obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and talking cows.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and unleash your wildest Total Concentration Breathing technique in the most INSANE Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

VoiceCrackCraft – Where Femanon’s Voice is the Real MVP

ANONYMOUS, Audio recording, critique, evaluation request, Feedback, female voice, femanon, Femanons, Honesty, Insecurity, judgment, mvp, real, self-assessment, self-conscious, vocal analysis, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal feedback, vocal quality, VOICE, voice evaluation, voice recording, VoiceCrackCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	5070
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Can you believe it? Neither could we!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant squids and battle against an army of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the legendary Ender Dragon who will challenge you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything is possible.

PolandCraft: Where even the creepers have a high GDP!

000, 50, abortion, Advanced, april 2024, Bolsheviks, Christian, clean, CREEPERS, Future, gay civil unions, gay marriage, gdp, HIGH, homogenous, imf, independence day, military parade, monocultural, nationalist, naziesque, old man, Patriotic, per capita, Poland, PolandCraft, PPP, Prosperous, Reality, Safe, seethe, Traditional, Uniforms, WEO, White

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future is now, old man! 🚀 Are you ready to join a world that is unimaginable but oh so real? 🌍 Forget about boring old reality, come and join us for a wild ride! 🎢

🔥 Our server is like no other, it’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in a world that is white, homogenous, and totally trad! 🕰️ We’re talking Christian values, no gay marriage, no abortion, and patriotic marches that will make your head spin! 🏳️‍🌈 But don’t worry, we’ve got a military parade celebrating victory over bolsheviks in 1920, so it’s all good! 💪

💰 And did we mention how prosperous and advanced our server is? 💸 It’s like living in a monocultural paradise, where everything is clean and safe! 🌟 So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! 🤪

Disclaimer: This description is purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. We do not endorse or promote any of the beliefs or values mentioned above. Just come and have fun with us in the virtual world of Minecraft! 🎮

Pixelated VTubers – AI Madness!

4chanX Catbox userscript, ai generated, Checklist, Cloud Hosted Installs, Embed, FAQ, GPU Performance Data, hdg, Hypernetworks, Images, LoRAs, madness, Model Mixes, models, NAI Leak Speedrun, NovelAI, pixelated, Prompt List, related, Resources, Thread Archive, Vtuber, Vtubers, Wedding, Wiki, XL Loras

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures in the world of VTuber AI-generated images – Wedding Edition!

Join us for a ride full of craziness and laughter as you explore the depths of virtual reality with VTuber models that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of LoRAs and Model Mixes that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Don’t miss out on our NAI Leak Speedrun where you can test your skills and see if you have what it takes to survive in this AI-generated world.

And if that’s not enough, we have Cloud Hosted Installs that will make your gaming experience out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!