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UmaCraft Minecraft Server #630

Android, Buena Vista, Calstone Light ODurandal, CM Classic, CM Dirt, concerts, Dream Journey, English release, Guide, Harvest! Full Stomach! Great Food Festival, IP News, JIMS, Legend Race, LoH Sprint, Minecraft, Nakayama Festa, Nishino Flower, Pakalive TV, Paper Owners Game, Party Dash, pog, Pretty Derby, seiyuu, Server, Swimsuit Gold Ship, Tachyon’s Factor Research, Thread Circles, Training Scenario, Uma Musume, UmaCraft, Yayoi Akikawa

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a race between Legend Race and Swimsuit Gold Ship? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a Tachyon’s Factor Research experiment. Join now for a chance to win a free rainbow crystal voucher – because who doesn’t love shiny things in Minecraft, amirite?

Our server is so lit, it’s like a LoH Sprint in the middle of summer – hot, fast, and full of surprises. And just like Uma Musume, we’ve got new reveals dropping all the time. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you in our server!

Plus, with free 10x SSR Support Rolls and a training scenario called “Harvest! Full Stomach! Great Food Festival,” you’ll never run out of fun things to do. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Dream Journey Buena Vista of our server!

EuroTrip Minecraft Server

Adventure, Cultural experience, Europe, European cities, Eurotrip, Exploring, first trip, historical sites, Itinerary, landmarks, Minecraft, Server, SightSeeing, Tourist Destination, travel, travel advice, travel destinations, travel inspiration, Travel Planning, travel recommendations, travel tips, trip ideas, vacation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of boring old Europe with its fancy museums and historical landmarks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate European vacation destination!

Explore our pixelated version of Europe where you can climb the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of blocks, take a boat ride down the pixelated canals of Venice, or even battle a giant blocky dragon in the Scottish Highlands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Block Ness Monster, a creature so rare and mysterious that only the bravest of players have dared to seek it out. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret entrance to the underground pixelated catacombs of Paris, where treasure beyond your wildest dreams awaits.

So forget about boring old Europe, come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate European adventure! Who needs real landmarks when you can build your own out of blocks?

PotionCraft Minecraft Server

aita, alternative treatments, antibiotics, bacon lard, coworker, dad, er, homeopathic advice, injury, lunch break, mentioned, Minecraft, OFFENDED, Oregano, Plague, PotionCraft, reaction, Rude, Server, swallow, tetanus shot, Tripped, Wife, work advice

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Ores Mined:	2112
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the antibiotics are considered poison by some players! Join us for a wild ride filled with alternative treatments like oregano and bacon lard. Who needs potions when you have these natural remedies, am I right?

Just like the OP in this story, you might find yourself in a sticky situation with your coworkers. But fear not, on our server, we encourage speaking your mind and standing up for what you believe in, even if it means offending someone who thinks antibiotics are the devil’s work.

So come on over and join us for a dose of laughter, a sprinkle of controversy, and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might just end up with a bandaged leg and a hilarious story to tell your friends!

PixelArtRejects

birthday celebration, Birthday Party, body image, Boundaries, Communication, digital enhancements, digital manipulation, family dynamics, family relationships, image authenticity, image editing, influencer, instagram, new mom, parenting, photoshopped, PixelArtRejects, privacy settings, social media, social media etiquette, social media influence

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mines Excavated:	2500
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	435
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fake as my father’s girlfriend’s Instagram photos? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to photoshop your Minecraft character to make you look like a virtual influencer. Want a smaller waistline? We got you covered. Need your face airbrushed? Consider it done. We’ll even whiten your virtual teeth for that perfect smile!

Just like my dad’s girlfriend, we’re all about the fake and fabulous. Join us for a wild ride of virtual editing and outrageous requests. Who needs reality when you can have a perfectly photoshopped Minecraft life? Don’t be a square, join our server now and let the editing magic begin!

RockBottomMC: Minecraft Server

bouncing back, coping mechanisms, difficult times, emotional turmoil, facing obstacles, Hardship, hitting bottom, inner strength, life crisis, life struggles, lowest point, mental health struggles, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal challenges, resilience, rock bottom, RockBottomMC, Self Discovery, Server, tough times, turning point

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of hitting rock bottom in life? Well, why not hit rock bottom in our Minecraft server instead! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who will lift you up when you’re feeling low. Who needs therapy when you can just mine diamonds and build a castle with us? So come on, leave your real-life rock bottoms behind and join us for a virtual rock bottom experience like no other!

RespawnRUs

Afterlife, Karma, Life after death., past lives, REBIRTH, Reincarnation, reincarnation beliefs, reincarnation discussion, reincarnation experiences, reincarnation exploration, reincarnation meditation, reincarnation philosophy, reincarnation process, reincarnation questions, reincarnation research, reincarnation stories, reincarnation theory, RespawnRUs, soul journey, spirituality

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	789
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your reincarnation needs!

Join us and you can choose to be reincarnated as anything you want in the game – a majestic dragon, a mischievous leprechaun, or even a talking block of cheese! The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious reincarnation adventures in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server as the almighty Cheese King or Queen!

CraftyCrimea Minecraft Server

aggression, Ambassador, Attack, barbaric, Blame, Conflict, CraftyCrimea, Crimea, Diplomacy, Dispute, escalation, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, Server, Tension, Territorial, U.S, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

so, liek, u kno how russia and u.s. r always beefin’? well, now u can join our minecraft server and be part of the action! come help russia defend crimea from barbaric ukrainian attacks, all while summoning ambassadors and stuff. it’s, like, totally epic and u won’t find this kind of drama on any other server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of putin riding a bear u will ever see. so come join us and be part of the madness!

MedellinMayhemCraft

alarm bells, colombia, crime rates, drug violence, homicide rates, international travelers, medellin, MedellinMayhemCraft, Public Safety, risk assessment, Safety concerns, security measures, south america, tourist deaths, tourist destinations, tourist safety, travel advisories, travel alerts, travel precautions, travel warnings, vacation spots

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Potions Brewed:	95
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
New Chunks Explored:	236280	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Crops Grown:	8539	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing dying is your boredom! we have 29 tourist deaths and alarm bells going off like crazy in medellín, but don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun!

explore our city filled with danger and excitement, where you never know what might happen next. maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure or get chased by a pack of angry llamas.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are scared to blow up! join now and see why everyone is talking about our crazy, chaotic world. just remember to watch your back and always keep your sword handy. you never know when a zombie might try to sneak up on you!

WatchfulWanderers

Behavior, casual observation, Curiosity, Etiquette, human interaction, Manners, Observation, passersby, people-watching, public behavior, public gaze, public spaces, social acceptance, social behavior, social boundaries, social cues, social norms, societal rules, STARING, unwritten rules, WatchfulWanderers

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1996

Come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha slide! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. Plus, our diamond pickaxes have magical powers that can turn dirt into chocolate cake! And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army – they make great tour guides through our enchanted forest full of talking trees. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

AImondCraft: Detecting Boobies 99.72%

accuracy rate, ai, AImondCraft, algorithm, Artificial Intelligence, boobies, breast cancer detection, clinical trials, computer-aided detection, data analysis, Detecting, Diagnosis, early detection, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical imaging, Medical research, oncology, Precision medicine, researchers, scientists, Technology

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mines Excavated:	3169	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to detect boobie cancer in the game!!! our scientists have created a system that is 99.72% accurate, just like shooting a creeper with a bow and arrow! join us and help save the virtual boobies of minecraft players everywhere. plus, if you find a pink sheep in the game, you automatically get a free boobie cancer screening in real life. who knew minecraft could be so life-saving and hilarious at the same time?! come join us now and let’s kick cancer’s butt, one block at a time!